Topic: I WANT A UKRAINIAN 'MAIL-ORDER-BRIDE' THIS CHRISTMAS!
+Eco — 6.5 years ago #54,671
SINCE I CAN'T SEEM TO KEEP A BITCH FOR REASONS I CAN'T SEEM TO FATHOM...I SPEND ENOUGH MONEY ON HOOKERS, THAT I MAY AS WELL SAVE UP FOR A FULL-TIME WOMAN TO SERVICE ME...
I DON'T ENJOY SEEING OTHER COUPLES WALK DOWN THE STREET ALL HAPPY, WHILE I HAVE NO ONE ON MY ARMS MOST OF THE TIME...
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I'M ACTUALLY A HOPELESS ROMANTIC WHO PREFERS COMMITTED, MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIPS.
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+Anonymous B — 6.5 years ago, 45 minutes later[T] [B] #577,724
> SINCE I CAN'T SEEM TO KEEP A BITCH FOR REASONS I CAN'T SEEM TO FATHOM...
Sorry, I stopped reading there because I started laughing too hard.
Sorry, I stopped reading there because I started laughing too hard.
+Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k — 6.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,726
@previous (B)If I saw eco walking down the street I would need to do a double take to figure out whether he is a lesbian or a male.
+Symtax — 6.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,731
@OP
> BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I'M ACTUALLY A HOPELESS ROMANTIC WHO PREFERS COMMITTED, MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIPS.
Weren't you bragging about your "sexual conquests" when Claire said you're a minuteman?
> BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I'M ACTUALLY A HOPELESS ROMANTIC WHO PREFERS COMMITTED, MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIPS.
Weren't you bragging about your "sexual conquests" when Claire said you're a minuteman?
+Anonymous E — 6.5 years ago, 8 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,748
dicks out for Harambe
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