Topic: Fuck cats, man

+Anonymous A — 6.5 years ago #54,627

Literally overrated pets that are actually pests. I hate them all!!

+Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k — 6.5 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #577,336

Don't actually fuck them, just cum on them and watch them lick themselves clean. That is most satisfying.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #577,337

@previous (Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k)
Strangling them is more satisfying. If one more sneaks into my home that’s what’s gonna happen...

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·Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k — 6.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #577,338

@previous (A)
You won't.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #577,340

@previous (Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k)

I will, actually. I’ve done everything to keep them off my property but I haven’t resorted to violence up until now. No wonder there are so many strays. They suck...

+Anonymous C — 6.5 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #577,342

@577,336 (Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k)
take all my upvotes

+Coca Cola — 6.5 years ago, 16 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,414

Fuck you, man.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.5 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #577,475

@previous (Coca Cola)
But I’m not a cat...

·Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k — 6.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #577,477

@previous (A)
If you ever lay a finger on a cat with the intent of causing it physical pain YOU WILL develop a terminal brain tumor and YOU WILL die a very slow death in excruciating pain.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #577,478

@previous (Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k)
Who’d deliver this “excruciating” pain? Certainly not you but whom?

·Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k — 6.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #577,479

@previous (A)
The tumor itself. I've put a curse on you. Go ahead and try it little boy.

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