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Topic: Fuck cats, man
+Anonymous A — 6.7 years ago #54,627
Literally overrated pets that are actually pests. I hate them all!!
+Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k — 6.7 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #577,336

Don't actually fuck them, just cum on them and watch them lick themselves clean. That is most satisfying.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #577,337
@previous (Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k)
Strangling them is more satisfying. If one more sneaks into my home that’s what’s gonna happen...
(Edited 10 seconds later.)
·Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k — 6.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #577,338
@previous (A)
You won't.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #577,340
@previous (Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k)
I will, actually. I’ve done everything to keep them off my property but I haven’t resorted to violence up until now. No wonder there are so many strays. They suck...
+Anonymous C — 6.7 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #577,342
@577,336 (Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k)
take all my upvotes
+Coca Cola — 6.7 years ago, 16 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,414
Fuck you, man.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.7 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #577,475
@previous (Coca Cola)
But I’m not a cat...
·Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k — 6.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #577,477
@previous (A)
If you ever lay a finger on a cat with the intent of causing it physical pain YOU WILL develop a terminal brain tumor and YOU WILL die a very slow death in excruciating pain.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #577,478
@previous (Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k)
Who’d deliver this “excruciating” pain? Certainly not you but whom?
·Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k — 6.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #577,479
@previous (A)
The tumor itself. I've put a curse on you. Go ahead and try it little boy.
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