Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: Alright, Anonymous C. Get in here...
+Anonymous A — 6.5 years ago #54,580
You know who you are and what this is about, so let’s just make it easy on the two of us and my very hungry family.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.5 years ago, 2 hours later[T] [B] #576,990
Where u at don’ be scared I only jus wanna stuff you wit my famous stuffin’
(Edited 34 seconds later.)
+Anonymous B — 6.5 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #576,991
He's busy wrapping his tool for your mom. Xmas is coming you know
+Anonymous C — 6.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #576,992
Bring it bitch.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.5 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #576,993
Anonymous C has been found and is currently in my oven. Anonymous B was a beta male, whom later died from AIDS.
The End
(Edited 28 seconds later.)
+Anonymous D — 6.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #576,997
Not the end if I post in here, too. Suck it, Anon A. Bringing some D into the equation, of which you can gobble.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #576,998
Did I hear something? Maybe it was just a mouse...
Later that day: It was a mouse. Anonymous D was found dead in a mouse trap. It didn’t eat any of the cheese, so it will be put on Anonymous C’s body.
·Anonymous D — 6.5 years ago, 55 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #576,999
@previous (A)
Too bad I'm still alive and am invincible.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,000
The mouse ghost was captured by ghousebusters and will spend the rest of its eternity amusing autistic kids.
·Anonymous D — 6.5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,001
@previous (A)
Just visited the doctor and they confirmed I am alive and well, with no prior experience of death in my history.
+Anonymous E — 6.5 years ago, 56 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,004
itt: cucks....
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.5 years ago, 23 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,009
The ghost doctors are roaming male locker rooms with Anonymous B, whom also unfortunately died of sexuality transmitted AIDS. So sad.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,010
Oh, yeah. Anonymous E is actually me. A persona I’ve carried along over the years, which I just killed with an American flag because of political differences. He will be cremated and have his ashes spread in a male locker room shower drain.
·Anonymous D — 6.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,011
Said doctors are alive and well, as can be confirmed by other doctors who have also received the good bill of health. All doctors in the world as well as myself are also immortal and not dead by any meaning of the word. We do collectively think Anon A may have a drug problem, particularly one that involves psychoactive side effects... All of the docs have told me to let them know they should probably visit rehab asap.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,014
I hereby declare Anonymous D the turkey. In fact, Anonymous C is hereby still a turkey but also PARDONED. As we all know, turkeys are NOT immortal and neither are their vets. Anonymous D is going to be on the dinner table.
THE END
·Anonymous D — 6.5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #577,015
Sorry but I have already confirmed with my human doctor that I'm a living, breathing, immortal human being and so is the doctor I consulted with. Also it is not the end because I'm still continuing after OP's "ending". My doctor would also like to stress that OP should be checking into a rehab clinic as soon as possible - he is concerned for their mental and physical well-being.
·Anonymous D — 6.5 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #577,043
It would seem OP may have taken my very much alive doctor's advice and checked himself into a rehab facility. Good luck in your recovery, OP!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #577,044
Did I hear something coming from my STOMACH? Meh, maybe it’s just grumbling because I’m hungry again for the late Anonymous D’s bod.
·Anonymous D — 6.5 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #577,045
Word on the street is OP has escaped the facility and now thinks he is a cannibal. Keep an eye out for him. His family will be concerned! He is going through some serious mental issues right now and he should be approached with caution if found.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #577,046
Wow, guys. I’m sorry for talking to myself. I’m literally hearing stuff. I believe I’ve might’ve eaten and drank too much. Happy Thanksgiving, by the way. *burp*
(Edited 32 seconds later.)
·Anonymous D — 6.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #577,047
I've been told OP has drunkenly confessed to hearing voices after breaking into celebrating families' homes to eat their Thanksgiving dinners. Please, if anyone has any information on his whereabouts, call your local PD tip hotline! Good luck and lock your doors!
+Dead !Pool..v42s — 6.5 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #577,322
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