Topic: HOW TO DUCK AND AVOID PIG POLICE
+RyGuy — 6.6 years ago #54,489
ECO TEACHES YOU HOW TO DUCK 'PIG POLICE' \\DISCLAIMER: RYAN CANNOT detail ALL of the things you need to do TO AVOID POLICE-DETECTION in this brief and succinct post, but I will still give you a few pointers...
First of all, ALWAYS TALK 'IN-CODE' Over Text Messages and Social Media; never explicitly talk about the product you are moving...
USE A 'BURNER PHONE' (a disposable phone set-up on a plan that doesn't have your name on the bill) WHEREVER POSSIBLE...
TRY TO AVOID CARRYING WEIGHT ON YOU; HAVE A 'STASH-SPOT' AND/OR 'STASH-HOUSE' OR A 'TRAP-HOUSE' WHERE YOU KEEP YOUR SHIT UNTIL YOU GET A 'CHOP' (Dope Sale)...
HAVE CAMERAS SET-UP AT YOUR HOME/RESIDENCE/DWELLING TO WATCH FOR APPROACHING COP CARS (BE MINDFUL OF UNDER-COVER VEHICLES)...
HAVE PEOPLE CONSTANTLY ON-THE-LOOKOUT FOR APPROACHING 'PIG POLICE' WHILE YOU ARE DOING ANY BUSINESS DEALINGS...
HAVE AN EXCUSE, ALIBI, AND ABOUT 3 PLAUSIBLE, INNOCENT-SOUNDING BACK-UP STORIES READY, JUST IN-CASE YOU EVER GET STOPPED BY THE 'BOYS-IN-BLUE' (i.e. 'THE PIGS')....
NEVER GIVE ANY NAMES; NEVER GIVE ANY PERSONAL INFORMATION WITHOUT A LAWYER PRESENT....
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! DO NOT LET THE 'PIGGIES' SEARCH YOU WITHOUT A FUCKING WARRANT!
IF YOU HAVE TO, SIMPLY TELL THE OFFICER:
"I'M SORRY, SIR...I DO NOT CONSENT TO ANY SEARCHES OF MY PERSON OR PROPERTY; I KNOW MY RIGHTS, AND I DO NOT FEEL AS THOUGH YOU HAVE 'PROBABLE CAUSE' TO CONDUCT ANY SEARCHES; I WILL BE HAPPY TO SPEAK WITH YOU AFTER I CONTACT MY LAWYER...
IF 'THE PIGS' STILL INSIST ON GOING THROUGH YOUR SHIT, AND THEY FIND SOMETHING INCRIMINATING, SIMPLY DENY THAT ITEM IN-QUESTION IS YOURS (I.e. say that you were holding or delivering the item for a Friend)....
* "I'M SORRY, OFFICER! ; I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA HOW THAT BAGGIE OF COCAINE MADE ITS WAY INTO MY BACK-PACK!! *
IF THE OFFICERS STILL WANNA ARREST YOU AND PULL YOU INTO THE HOLDING-CELLS, JUST KEEP QUIET, DO NOT GIVE THE PIGS ANY INFO WHILE YOU ARE WAITING TO TALK TO YOUR LAWYER, AND YOU WILL PROBABLY GET RELEASED ON A 'PROMISE-TO-APPEAR' (PTA) IN A COUPLE HOURS OR SO...THE PIGS WILL USUALLY GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO EAT WHILE YOU ARE IN THE HOLDING CELLS, AND YOU CAN ALWAYS MAKE CONVERSATION WITH THE DUDE OR CHICK IN THE NEXT CELL....
I HOPE THIS HAS GIVEN YOU A FEW THINGS TO THINK ABOUT, AND SOME STRATEGIES AND TECHNIQUES ON HOW NOT TO GET ARRESTED OR 'PINCHED' BY THE 'PIGS'...
UNTIL NEXT TIME, STAY 'DEGENERATE' AND GRIMY!
FUCK THA PO'-PO'!!!
'BUCKET'-LIFE!!
~RYAN~
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+Grover !jqZkAz4Usg — 6.6 years ago, 15 minutes later[T] [B] #576,425
The most dangerous gang in the world
·RyGuy (OP) — 6.6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #576,427
@previous (Grover !jqZkAz4Usg)> The most dangerous gang in the world
CERTAINLY, GROV'... THEY ARE UNIFORMED THUGS...BUT THE MILITARIZED POLICE STATE HAS MOST PEOPLE IN FEAR...
+Anonymous C — 6.5 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #576,499
just call Duke Nukem to kick all Pig-Cop asses
+Anonymous D — 6.5 years ago, 13 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #576,519
If the pigs try to get at you, drop it like it's hot
+JIMMY 'THE BLADE' JONES — 6.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #576,526
I WISH I COULD 'LIKE' THAT COMMENT, HAHA...
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