Topic: I feel awful

+Anonymous A — 6.6 years ago #54,381

I just had kids come to my house in the rain asking for free candy and I’m like,
“I’M DRUNK, AND JUST GOT OFF A LONG DAY OF WORK, YA LIL’ BRATS!! BETTER BE GLAD I AIN’T A PEDO OR MURDERED OR I’D KIDNAP YA ASS STRAIGHT UP”!!! GET OFF MY LAWN, IMMEDIATELY BEFORE I BRING OUT THE (nonexistent) DOGS)!!!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.6 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #575,950

I fell bed

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.6 years ago, 28 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #575,951

I feel full

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.6 years ago, 36 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #575,952

Of all that candy them kids coulda gotten

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #575,953

I wish adults could go to random houses n get free beers

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.6 years ago, 31 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #575,954

Hell yeah. This is America. I want free beer AND gas too

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.6 years ago, 46 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #575,955

Okay, maybe not the gas part but yeah, GIVE ME THE BEER!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #575,956

I had no candy. I’m going to buy super size candy for the kids next year. You just wait n see.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 6.6 years ago, 14 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #575,957

I’m not a bad guy

+Anonymous B — 6.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #575,967

Wow

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 6.6 years ago, 11 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #575,978

what dumb made up story

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 6.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #575,979

@575,954 (A)
> Hell yeah. This is America. I want free beer AND gas too

lol ikr

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