Topic: ||| THE PENIS CLAIRE MISSED OUT ON :( |||
+Eco — 6.6 years ago #54,327
WHEN I AM FUCKING FAMOUS & FILTHY-RICH, SHE WILL BE WISHING SHE RODE MY ROD!~~~666~~~
I Could Rain Down The FORCES of the GODS on your HEAD! Have you CURSED, then DISPERSED, and leaving in a HEARSE! Yeah, with the Strength of POSEIDON, I'LL EXPOSE WHAT YOU HIDIN'; IF YOU don't FEEL LIKE CONFIDIN'... WELL DAWG I BE HOMICIDIN'!!! WITH THE BOLDNESS OF THOR, I WILL KIDNAP YOUR WHORE!
forever more...i'm obsessed WITH VIOLENCE AND GORE!
I Read about SERIAL KILLER Named Ed Gein ..and Some Say his Crimes Weren't As VICIOUS as MINE! Watch a Documentary on Jeffrey Dahmer, Now when I EAT PEOPLE, I Feel a Lot CALMER... I wanna Play STRIP POKER...with Karla Homolka She would be Harley Quinn & I'd Be The Joker! The Whole Fuckin' World Knows I'm a CRYSTAL METH SMOKER! I'll SINGE YOU IN THE FACE WIT' A FUCKIN' HOT POKER!
So They Threw Me In an Undisclosed PENITENTIARY... I'm Looking at at least another QUARTER-CENTURY! I feel NO REMORSE,as I Plot My COURSE,,, I Wish my Cellmate, BUBBA, wasn't HUNG-LIKE-A-HORSE! Now Every Day, He RAPES ME from BEHIND... And PISSES in my EYE 'til I'm NEARLY-BLIND! People tell me NOT to joke about this SHIT! But It Helps Me to Escape, and My Story's Sound LEGIT! Still Take ALL OF THE DRUGS; Though I'm Tryin' to QUIT... 'Cause My BRAIN is INSANE and I'm OUT-OF-MY-WITS!
Don't Make Me Slice Out Your NEO-CORTEX! Or SUCK YOU INTO MY MOTHERFUCKIN' VORTEX! Swear, THE ECO HAS 4 DICKS! I'm Out 2 STEAL YOUR CHICKS!
So Now I Do A TOKE from my HANDY CRACK-PIPE... Don't Take me for a JOKE, MAN...I COMMAND THEE! ACT RIGHT! Nah, You CAN'T RETRACT FIGHTS! So Keep Sendin' The Eco Your DANDY FAN-BITES!!
For When I Reach an ALTERED STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS; My Mind is EXALTED; I WON'T TAKE NO NONSENSES! I Like to Use HUMONGOUS WORDS, LIKE 8 SYLLABLES LONG! AND THEN RHYME THEM ON-THE-SPOT; WORK THEM INTO A SONG! ...and I DON'T NEED NO THESAURUS OR NO DICTIONARY! FOR MY VOCABULARY'S SCARY ON THE CONTRARY! LIKE TOM & JERRY, YOUR MOM IS HAIRY!
I Could Make you have NEUROLOGICAL BREAK-DOWN! I GOT METHODS I USE, WHEN I WANNA INDUCE... A FULL PSYCHOLOGICAL SHAKE-DOWN! START PUMPIN' THE BRAKES NOW! I'MA CAUSE AN EARTHQUAKE; WOW! MY STYLE IS PSYCHOSOMATIC, and IDIOSYNCRATIC! EVEN GOT HATERS ECSTATIC; THEY WIVES LOCKED IN-THE-ATTIC!
I'LL DRILL A HOLE IN YOUR BRAIN UNTIL YOU START TO TWITCH, AND DEPART, YOU SNITCH! DID YOU FART, YOU BITCH?! RIP APART THE STITCH! GLOVE COMPARTMENT'S RICH... AND OVERFLOWING WITH LOOT! WHILE YOUR BITCH LOOK CUTE... IN HER DESIGNER SUIT, I REFINE OR REBOOT, SEEK THE ABSOLUTE!
|||cayenne ryan ||||
+Anonymous B — 6.6 years ago, 9 minutes later[T] [B] #575,549
@OP
Why do you have 2 sets of balls?
Why do you have 2 sets of balls?
·Eco (OP) — 6.6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #575,550
+Anonymous C — 6.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #575,551
+Anonymous D — 6.6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #575,552
You need domestos
+Anonymous E — 6.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #575,556
> I Wish my Cellmate, BUBBA, wasn't HUNG-LIKE-A-HORSE! Now Every Day, He RAPES ME from BEHIND...
Why does this part not surprise me? It's not rape when it's consensual.
Why does this part not surprise me? It's not rape when it's consensual.
+Anonymous F — 6.6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #575,557
Just an FYI: Namefag already confirmed "Claire" and Eco are one in the same. Literally fabricated to create some weird narrative that no one cares about. @OP Sucks to suck
+Anonymous G — 6.6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #575,558
·Anonymous F — 6.6 years ago, 59 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #575,559
@previous (G)
It's humorous how easily you bought Eco's skit. Do you also believe the earth is flat?
It's humorous how easily you bought Eco's skit. Do you also believe the earth is flat?
+Claire Bear !qCz7S9NEkE — 6.6 years ago, 13 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #575,569
Oh good God...I am so sad I missed out on all that! Lmfao 😂!
@575,557 (F)
We are NOT the same person...I am NOT his alter ego...I actually exist...I usually post on MC...if I were Ryan I would have done my family & the world a favour and killed myself already:)
@575,557 (F)
We are NOT the same person...I am NOT his alter ego...I actually exist...I usually post on MC...if I were Ryan I would have done my family & the world a favour and killed myself already:)
·Anonymous E — 6.6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #575,570
+Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k — 6.6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #575,571
As a doctor I can advise that you may be suffering from testicular cancer. However I would recommend not seeking treatment for this as we would all be glad if you died.+Anonymous J — 6.6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #575,572
@575,569 (Claire Bear !qCz7S9NEkE)
Multiple cookies aint fooling anyone nubcake eco
Multiple cookies aint fooling anyone nubcake eco
(Edited 22 seconds later.)
·Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2 — 6.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #575,587
@OP
Good Lord my child! If only you were younger.
Good Lord my child! If only you were younger.
·Anonymous F — 6.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #575,593
·Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k — 6.6 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #575,606
Your little bent phallus ain't nothing to brag about either eco.·Eco (OP) — 6.6 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #575,634
@575,570 (E)> I also figured you'd want a man who last longer than a minute.
I LAST MUCH LONGER THAN A MINUTE CLAIRE, BUT YOU WILL NEVER GET TO FIND OUT NOW.
RYAN & HIS VEINOUS COCK
·Anonymous E — 6.6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #575,637
·Claire Bear !qCz7S9NEkE — 6.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #575,642
@575,634 (Eco)
> > I also figured you'd want a man who last longer than a minute.
>
> I LAST MUCH LONGER THAN A MINUTE CLAIRE, BUT YOU WILL NEVER GET TO FIND OUT NOW.
>
> RYAN & HIS VEINOUS COCK
I think I will be okay...as you make yourself completely repulsive in MANY ways I believe it's something I can live with...you can't keep a home you fuck anything with a hole you brag about your addiction instead of fighting it...I know you IRL remember...you sleep in your mum's car because you won't sleep outside alone AND she has to sleep in the car with you on the side of the road... It's not your fault you are/were homeless it's a system right? You are in no way a "man" (I use that term very loosely)You are a sad beta male that can't function as a real man so has to post pictures of his cock to make himself feel better but having a cock does NOT make you a man Ryan. Say anything you want insult me in every way possible call me old fat cellulite ass IDC! I am fine with myself it's you that obviously has serious self-hatred issues.
> > I also figured you'd want a man who last longer than a minute.
>
> I LAST MUCH LONGER THAN A MINUTE CLAIRE, BUT YOU WILL NEVER GET TO FIND OUT NOW.
>
> RYAN & HIS VEINOUS COCK
I think I will be okay...as you make yourself completely repulsive in MANY ways I believe it's something I can live with...you can't keep a home you fuck anything with a hole you brag about your addiction instead of fighting it...I know you IRL remember...you sleep in your mum's car because you won't sleep outside alone AND she has to sleep in the car with you on the side of the road... It's not your fault you are/were homeless it's a system right? You are in no way a "man" (I use that term very loosely)You are a sad beta male that can't function as a real man so has to post pictures of his cock to make himself feel better but having a cock does NOT make you a man Ryan. Say anything you want insult me in every way possible call me old fat cellulite ass IDC! I am fine with myself it's you that obviously has serious self-hatred issues.
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 6.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #575,646
lol what
·Eco (OP) — 6.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #575,649
@575,642 (Claire Bear !qCz7S9NEkE)
> > > I also figured you'd want a man who last longer than a minute.
> >
> > I LAST MUCH LONGER THAN A MINUTE CLAIRE, BUT YOU WILL NEVER GET TO FIND OUT NOW.
> >
> > RYAN & HIS VEINOUS COCK
>
> I think I will be okay...as you make yourself completely repulsive in MANY ways I believe it's something I can live with...you can't keep a home you fuck anything with a hole you brag about your addiction instead of fighting it...I know you IRL remember...you sleep in your mum's car because you won't sleep outside alone AND she has to sleep in the car with you on the side of the road... It's not your fault you are/were homeless it's a system right? You are in no way a "man" (I use that term very loosely)You are a sad beta male that can't function as a real man so has to post pictures of his cock to make himself feel better but having a cock does NOT make you a man Ryan. Say anything you want insult me in every way possible call me old fat cellulite ass IDC! I am fine with myself it's you that obviously has serious self-hatred issues.
SAY WHAT YOU WANT UGLY CUNT, NOBODY CARES OR BELIEVES YOU!
I DO BELIEVE THAT THE SYSTEM DISCRIMINATES AGAINST AND HATES-ON ME, JUST BECAUSE I EXERCISE MY RIGHT TO PUT WHATEVER I WANT IN MY OWN FUCKING BODY!
YEAH, I WAS HOMELESS FOR A MONTH IN THE PAST, AND IT MADE ME STRONGER, BITCH!
> > > I also figured you'd want a man who last longer than a minute.
> >
> > I LAST MUCH LONGER THAN A MINUTE CLAIRE, BUT YOU WILL NEVER GET TO FIND OUT NOW.
> >
> > RYAN & HIS VEINOUS COCK
>
> I think I will be okay...as you make yourself completely repulsive in MANY ways I believe it's something I can live with...you can't keep a home you fuck anything with a hole you brag about your addiction instead of fighting it...I know you IRL remember...you sleep in your mum's car because you won't sleep outside alone AND she has to sleep in the car with you on the side of the road... It's not your fault you are/were homeless it's a system right? You are in no way a "man" (I use that term very loosely)You are a sad beta male that can't function as a real man so has to post pictures of his cock to make himself feel better but having a cock does NOT make you a man Ryan. Say anything you want insult me in every way possible call me old fat cellulite ass IDC! I am fine with myself it's you that obviously has serious self-hatred issues.
SAY WHAT YOU WANT UGLY CUNT, NOBODY CARES OR BELIEVES YOU!
I DO BELIEVE THAT THE SYSTEM DISCRIMINATES AGAINST AND HATES-ON ME, JUST BECAUSE I EXERCISE MY RIGHT TO PUT WHATEVER I WANT IN MY OWN FUCKING BODY!
YEAH, I WAS HOMELESS FOR A MONTH IN THE PAST, AND IT MADE ME STRONGER, BITCH!
·Eco (OP) — 6.6 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #575,650
...AND I'M HARDLY BETA; I LEAD EVERY SOCIAL INTERACTION I'M IN, PRACTICALLY.
(Edited 21 seconds later.)
·Claire Bear !qCz7S9NEkE — 6.6 years ago, 13 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #575,687
@575,649 (Eco)
> > > > I also figured you'd want a man who last longer than a minute.
> > >
> > > I LAST MUCH LONGER THAN A MINUTE CLAIRE, BUT YOU WILL NEVER GET TO FIND OUT NOW.
> > >
> > > RYAN & HIS VEINOUS COCK
> >
> > I think I will be okay...as you make yourself completely repulsive in MANY ways I believe it's something I can live with...you can't keep a home you fuck anything with a hole you brag about your addiction instead of fighting it...I know you IRL remember...you sleep in your mum's car because you won't sleep outside alone AND she has to sleep in the car with you on the side of the road... It's not your fault you are/were homeless it's a system right? You are in no way a "man" (I use that term very loosely)You are a sad beta male that can't function as a real man so has to post pictures of his cock to make himself feel better but having a cock does NOT make you a man Ryan. Say anything you want insult me in every way possible call me old fat cellulite ass IDC! I am fine with myself it's you that obviously has serious self-hatred issues.
>
> SAY WHAT YOU WANT UGLY CUNT, NOBODY CARES OR BELIEVES YOU!
>
> I DO BELIEVE THAT THE SYSTEM DISCRIMINATES AGAINST AND HATES-ON ME, JUST BECAUSE I EXERCISE MY RIGHT TO PUT WHATEVER I WANT IN MY OWN FUCKING BODY!
>
> YEAH, I WAS HOMELESS FOR A MONTH IN THE PAST, AND IT MADE ME STRONGER, BITCH!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂@575,649 (Eco)
> > > > I also figured you'd want a man who last longer than a minute.
> > >
> > > I LAST MUCH LONGER THAN A MINUTE CLAIRE, BUT YOU WILL NEVER GET TO FIND OUT NOW.
> > >
> > > RYAN & HIS VEINOUS COCK
> >
> > I think I will be okay...as you make yourself completely repulsive in MANY ways I believe it's something I can live with...you can't keep a home you fuck anything with a hole you brag about your addiction instead of fighting it...I know you IRL remember...you sleep in your mum's car because you won't sleep outside alone AND she has to sleep in the car with you on the side of the road... It's not your fault you are/were homeless it's a system right? You are in no way a "man" (I use that term very loosely)You are a sad beta male that can't function as a real man so has to post pictures of his cock to make himself feel better but having a cock does NOT make you a man Ryan. Say anything you want insult me in every way possible call me old fat cellulite ass IDC! I am fine with myself it's you that obviously has serious self-hatred issues.
>
> SAY WHAT YOU WANT UGLY CUNT, NOBODY CARES OR BELIEVES YOU!
>
> I DO BELIEVE THAT THE SYSTEM DISCRIMINATES AGAINST AND HATES-ON ME, JUST BECAUSE I EXERCISE MY RIGHT TO PUT WHATEVER I WANT IN MY OWN FUCKING BODY!
>
> YEAH, I WAS HOMELESS FOR A MONTH IN THE PAST, AND IT MADE ME STRONGER, BITCH!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
> > > > I also figured you'd want a man who last longer than a minute.
> > >
> > > I LAST MUCH LONGER THAN A MINUTE CLAIRE, BUT YOU WILL NEVER GET TO FIND OUT NOW.
> > >
> > > RYAN & HIS VEINOUS COCK
> >
> > I think I will be okay...as you make yourself completely repulsive in MANY ways I believe it's something I can live with...you can't keep a home you fuck anything with a hole you brag about your addiction instead of fighting it...I know you IRL remember...you sleep in your mum's car because you won't sleep outside alone AND she has to sleep in the car with you on the side of the road... It's not your fault you are/were homeless it's a system right? You are in no way a "man" (I use that term very loosely)You are a sad beta male that can't function as a real man so has to post pictures of his cock to make himself feel better but having a cock does NOT make you a man Ryan. Say anything you want insult me in every way possible call me old fat cellulite ass IDC! I am fine with myself it's you that obviously has serious self-hatred issues.
>
> SAY WHAT YOU WANT UGLY CUNT, NOBODY CARES OR BELIEVES YOU!
>
> I DO BELIEVE THAT THE SYSTEM DISCRIMINATES AGAINST AND HATES-ON ME, JUST BECAUSE I EXERCISE MY RIGHT TO PUT WHATEVER I WANT IN MY OWN FUCKING BODY!
>
> YEAH, I WAS HOMELESS FOR A MONTH IN THE PAST, AND IT MADE ME STRONGER, BITCH!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂@575,649 (Eco)
> > > > I also figured you'd want a man who last longer than a minute.
> > >
> > > I LAST MUCH LONGER THAN A MINUTE CLAIRE, BUT YOU WILL NEVER GET TO FIND OUT NOW.
> > >
> > > RYAN & HIS VEINOUS COCK
> >
> > I think I will be okay...as you make yourself completely repulsive in MANY ways I believe it's something I can live with...you can't keep a home you fuck anything with a hole you brag about your addiction instead of fighting it...I know you IRL remember...you sleep in your mum's car because you won't sleep outside alone AND she has to sleep in the car with you on the side of the road... It's not your fault you are/were homeless it's a system right? You are in no way a "man" (I use that term very loosely)You are a sad beta male that can't function as a real man so has to post pictures of his cock to make himself feel better but having a cock does NOT make you a man Ryan. Say anything you want insult me in every way possible call me old fat cellulite ass IDC! I am fine with myself it's you that obviously has serious self-hatred issues.
>
> SAY WHAT YOU WANT UGLY CUNT, NOBODY CARES OR BELIEVES YOU!
>
> I DO BELIEVE THAT THE SYSTEM DISCRIMINATES AGAINST AND HATES-ON ME, JUST BECAUSE I EXERCISE MY RIGHT TO PUT WHATEVER I WANT IN MY OWN FUCKING BODY!
>
> YEAH, I WAS HOMELESS FOR A MONTH IN THE PAST, AND IT MADE ME STRONGER, BITCH!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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