Topic: || "I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!" : ECO TALKS PROFESSIONALISM & DRUG-DEALING @ THE 'CRACK-HEAD McD's!'||
+Eco — 6.6 years ago #54,307
WELCOME TO BARRIE, ONTARIO, CANADA'S 'CRACK-HEAD MCDONALD'S!'ABOUT 5 TO 10 DRUG-DEALS AN HOUR GO DOWN AT THIS 'ROTTEN RONNIE'S' LOCATION.
(STAFF HAVE TO BUZZ YOU INTO THE BATHROOM, BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE TO WEIGH-OUT THEIR DRUGS IN THE BATHROOM.)
METH & MUFFINS CAN BE FOUND AT THE 'CRACKHEAD MCDONALDS', EVERY DAY!
ECO SOMETIMES COMES HERE IN THE MORNING TO LEECH THE WIFI SIGNAL, BUY DOPE, AND TYPE UP HIS MASTERFUL POSTS.
THIS MORNING, MY MOM'S DROPPED ME OFF WITH MY USUAL $10 METH-MONEY, AND CIGARETTES TO TRADE FOR WEED FOR-THE-DAY.
I HAVE ALREADY HAD A COUPLE COFFEES, A JOINT, A BOWL OF CRYSTAL METH, AND I HAVE TYPED OUT A 'TO-DO LIST' FOR THE DAY...
GOTTA STAY ORGANIZED & ON-TOP OF SHIT, EVEN WHEN YOU'RE A 'METH-HEAD!'
AS YOU NOTICE, ECO ALSO ALWAYS DRESSES IMPECCABLY, SMELLS LIKE EXOTIC COLOGNES, AND IS CLEAN-SHAVEN THESE DAYS. IT'S ALL ABOUT PROFESSIONALISM. ECO ASPIRES TO BE LIKE 'WALT' OR 'GUS' FROM 'BREAKING BAD' IN THE NOT-SO-DISTANT FUTURE....
ANYWAYS, HERE IS MY 'TO-DO LIST' FOR THE DAY:
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ECO'S 'TO-DO LIST' (WEEK OF OCTOBER 20-27), 2019:
-MAKE LYRIC VIDEOS FOR MY SONGS 'BANK HEIST', 'MASS MURDERA', 'SADISTIC SCHOLAR', 'DRUG BONANZA!', AND 'RAT POISON'
-CREATE 'RABBITHOLE RECORDS' WEBPAGE
-APPLY FOR FUNDING TO START 'RABBITHOLE RECORDS'
-PROMOTE THE FUCK OUT OF MY MUSIC ONLINE
- GET RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST CLAIRE
-LOOK FOR NEW APARTMENT
-GET I.D. CARDS
-SET UP NEW BANK ACCOUNT
-FILE TAXES
-MESSAGE HUNNIES ON P.O.F.
-BUY POCKET AMP AND MICROPHONE
-BOOK LIVE PERFORMANCES
-GET SHAI TO DESIGN ALBUM ART
+Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k — 6.6 years ago, 2 hours later[T] [B] #575,389
Why don't you get a job and stop posting this shit on Tinychan?·Eco (OP) — 6.6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #575,395
@previous (Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k)
> Why don't you get a job and stop posting this shit on Tinychan?
I HAVE LIKE 10 'JOBS', BUT MOST OF THEM ARE CONSIDERED 'ILLEGAL'.
> Why don't you get a job and stop posting this shit on Tinychan?
I HAVE LIKE 10 'JOBS', BUT MOST OF THEM ARE CONSIDERED 'ILLEGAL'.
·Eco (OP) — 6.6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #575,397
THE LAW DOESN'T APPLY TO ME; AND I REFUSE TO CONFORM TO THE 9-5 BULLSHIT ROUTINE OF THE SO-CALLED 'AMERICAN DREAM'.
AS ERIC CARTMAN FROM SOUTH PARK, FAMOUSLY SAID: "I DO WHAT I WANT!"
IN OTHER WORDS, I WOULD RATHER PIMP, SELL DRUGS & CIGARETTES, MAKE DOPE-ASS RAP MUSIC, SCAM PEOPLE, STEAL AND SELL SHIT, ETC. (AD NAUSEUM) TO KEEP FOOD IN MUH BELLY AND DOPE IN MY SYSTEM, DR. CHATANOOGA@575,389 (Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k)
I AM 'TOO-FUCKING-GOOD' TO GET A REGULAR JOB!
AS ERIC CARTMAN FROM SOUTH PARK, FAMOUSLY SAID: "I DO WHAT I WANT!"
IN OTHER WORDS, I WOULD RATHER PIMP, SELL DRUGS & CIGARETTES, MAKE DOPE-ASS RAP MUSIC, SCAM PEOPLE, STEAL AND SELL SHIT, ETC. (AD NAUSEUM) TO KEEP FOOD IN MUH BELLY AND DOPE IN MY SYSTEM, DR. CHATANOOGA@575,389 (Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k)
I AM 'TOO-FUCKING-GOOD' TO GET A REGULAR JOB!
+Symtax — 6.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #575,398
·Eco (OP) — 6.6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #575,401
@previous (Symtax)>
HAHA FOR WHAT?!
I DIDN'T DO SHIT, BITCH! FREE SPEECH MOTHERFUCKER!
I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT ONLINE!
·Eco (OP) — 6.6 years ago, 26 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #575,402
THE LOCAL COPS KNOW WHAT I DO!
I BRIBE THEM...
I BRIBE THEM...
·Symtax — 6.6 years ago, 7 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #575,403
·Eco (OP) — 6.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #575,404
@previous (Symtax)
> Who said nything about online?
STILL, I STOPPED DOING MOST OF THOSE ACTIVITIES LATELY AND AM EXPLORING MORE-LEGAL MONEY-MAKING METHODS...THEY CAN'T RETROSPECTIVELY CHARGE ME FOR SHIT I 'USED-TO-DO', FAGGOT!
> Who said nything about online?
STILL, I STOPPED DOING MOST OF THOSE ACTIVITIES LATELY AND AM EXPLORING MORE-LEGAL MONEY-MAKING METHODS...THEY CAN'T RETROSPECTIVELY CHARGE ME FOR SHIT I 'USED-TO-DO', FAGGOT!
·Eco (OP) — 6.6 years ago, 43 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #575,405
SO MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS YOU RAT, SNITCH, BIRD, COP-COCKSUCKING PIECE-OF-SHIT!
·Eco (OP) — 6.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #575,406
I AM AN ANARCHIST, BITCH!
I DO WHAT THE FUCK I WANT, WHEN THE FUCK I WANNA DO IT, HOWEVER THE FUCK I WANNA DO IT!
~CAYENNE RYAN~
I DO WHAT THE FUCK I WANT, WHEN THE FUCK I WANNA DO IT, HOWEVER THE FUCK I WANNA DO IT!
~CAYENNE RYAN~
·Eco (OP) — 6.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #575,407
+Anonymous D — 6.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #575,411
How are you a major drug dealer, if mommy has to give you a tenner everyday?
+Anonymous E — 6.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #575,419
·Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k — 6.6 years ago, 50 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #575,422
·Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k — 6.6 years ago, 26 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #575,423
·Dr. Chattnooga !!YwB4cLhH7k — 6.6 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #575,452
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)Are you able to substantiate this claim Eco?
+Claire Bear !qCz7S9NEkE — 6.6 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #575,512
He has to live in his mum's car because he's too much of a pussy to stay outside but she won't let him stay alone so she has to sleep in the car on the side of the road with him
+Anonymous G — 6.6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #575,513
@previous (Claire Bear !qCz7S9NEkE)
Sounds like they are doing incest, which the way his mommy is, wouldn't surprise me one bit.
Sounds like they are doing incest, which the way his mommy is, wouldn't surprise me one bit.
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