
THAT'S RIGHT, CUM-GUZZLERS!
OUR FRIEND, 'THE ECO' JUST HAPPENS TO HAVE TRAINED FOR APPROXIMATELY 3 YEARS IN THE HIGHLY-DANGEROUS, BANNED JAPANESE FIGHTING-FORM KNOWN AS 'NINJUTSU'...(WHERE THE TERM 'NINJA' DERIVES ITS MEANING FROM), SO YOU CAN BASICALLY SAY THAT THE ECO IS A 'LEGIT-FUCKING-NINJA!!!'
DO ANY OF YOU REALLY WANT TO FIGHT ECO OR START BEEF WITH HIM??
HE WOULD SMASH, OBLITERATE, AND DESTROY YOU...DISLOCATE & BREAK YOUR BONES, AND ESCAPE- OR COUNTER ANY MANOUVRE OR SNEAKY TECHNIQUE YOU MIGHT TRY TO PULL ON THE ECO...
ECO IS A MOTHERFUCKING NINJA, GUYS!
JUST WANT THAT TO BE KNOWN, THANKS!
\\\ ECOMANIAC ///

NINJUTSU REQUIRES A FIERCELY-DETERMINED AND CONTROLLED MIND.
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