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Topic: ++"JOHNSON! LET'S DO LUNCH!"....ECO GETS A JOB MAKING $20/HOUR PROMOTING GOOGLE PRODUCTS!++
+Eco — 6.7 years ago #54,124

That's Right, Mothafuckaz!!!
I forgot that I was on the on-call roster of a marketing agency from last year, and they reached out to Eco with a gig/job-offer!
I don't know too many details right now, but I know that I am essentially gonna be promoting Google products and services at a retail outlet (I don't know which one yet).
I will be making $20/hour, which means I will hopefully be getting a BIGGER APARTMENT soon, and some new toys....
It also means that I won't have to stay in the DOPE GAME for very long!
Eco intends to 'SUIT UP', Dress Like A Boss, and BRING A BRIEF-CASE TO WORK EVERY MORNING!
I AM SUPER-STOKED, ALTHOUGH I DON'T EXPECT YOU FUCK-BUCKETS TO BE HAPPY FOR ME....
/// EcoManiac \\\
+Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd — 6.7 years ago, 8 minutes later[T] [B] #572,890
@OPenis
Didn't read a single word of that. As a doctor, I don't understand why the conspiracy bot's worthless, boring, unfunny, puerile spam gets deleted and yours doesn't.
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
+Anonymous C — 6.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #572,893
@previous (Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd)
Hilarious how the Minichan mods bullied you off again yesterday when you tried to crawl back. When will you realize we fucking hate nonces over there and you should stick to your safe haven here?
·Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd — 6.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #572,897
@previous (C)
It looks like I've upset you quite a bit by laughing at you in your silly little pedofilth hangout. I think I might do it more often.
·Anonymous C — 6.7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #572,899
@previous (Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd)
Nice tardrage, nonce.
+Anonymous D — 6.7 years ago, 17 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #572,937
Congratulations for your new job at cluxgle. They have a device that makes all cluxgle devices (those on cluxdroid) have a remote control chip in them that are activated by cluxes.
Their services are:
Flux core
calexico
what's gold
deluxe gold
glueks call
Luke's golf
fluxx goal
clock skull
All of these are recognized as you saying cluxgle it just recognizing different each time. The voice recognition on cluxdroid will type something randomly each time you say cluxgle on voice recognition. Try it!
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
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