TinyChan

Topic: How to murder legally

+Anonymous A6.8 years ago #53,795

-Obtain the sacred knowledge of the pieces fitting
-find out every mayor in every city between you and your significant other
-Actually commit the crime
-When you are arraigned you have to tell the judge say about the secret knowledge and then tell him every mayor and every city between you and that significant other

The judge will then drop the case. Congratulations you just did a secret Masonic ritual.

(Edited 5 minutes later.)


+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U6.8 years ago, 1 day later[T] [B] #569,762

Have an abortion.

+Anonymous C6.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #569,783

join the army

+Anonymous D6.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #569,785

Nice mad post.

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