Topic: I've Got MORE PICK-UP LINES THAN James Bond DOES! So I Dare The SMOOTHEST PLAYERS, "GO AGAINST ME C
+Eco — 6.8 years ago #53,625
I've Got MORE PICK-UP LINES THAN James Bond DOES!So I Dare The SMOOTHEST PLAYERS, "GO AGAINST ME, CUZ!!!"
I will MACK on The LADIES, and JACK Your MERCEDES,
'CAUSE HOMEBOY ECO GOT GAME!
CHICO IS MY NICK-NAME!
AND I'M OUT TO COP FAME!
AND NIGGA, I WON'T STOP SHAME,
I'LL SEE YOU DROPPED AND MAIMED!
it's ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING SAME!
EVERY CHICK THAT I PASS, INSTINCTIVELY MOVES TOWARD MY DICK!
SO ECO TALKS THEM INTO BED, JUST LIKE A MAGIC TRICK!
YEAH SEE THE RY-GUY'S DICK!
EVERY VEIN BE THICK!
WHEN THERE'S CLITS 2 FLICK,
IT SURE DOES THE TRICK,
NOW BITCH, LET ME LICK!!
PLEASE PLEASE GET TO ME QUICK!
...I'LL HIRE A #DOMINATRIX
TO LITERALLY SUCK ME INTO THE #MATRIX!
She'll BITTERLY FUCK ME; AND GIVE ME MY FIX!
I'M THE KING OF SEDUCTION...
I COULD PROVIDE YOU INSTRUCTIONS!
I MAKE THE HEAT RISE JUST LIKE SEMI-INDUCTION!
WIT'WHOEVER I'M FUCKIN'....
YEAH THE ECO KEEPS TRUCKIN'!
I KNOW THE EXACT WORDS TO SAY TO GET IN-THEY-PANTS!!
I KNOW TO FEIGN INTEREST, HOW TO FAKE ROMANCE!
I KNOW HOW TO CRACK JOKES TO MAKE YOU LAUGH 'TIL IT HURTS!
AND I KNOW HOW TO HIT THEM SPOTS THAT MAKE THE LADIES SQUIRT!!!
SEE, I USED TO EMPLOY PICK-UP ARTIST TECHNIQUES,
STRIPPED AWAY THE MYSTIQUE,
LEARNED HOW TO MAKE A BITCH'S LEGS GO WEAK,
'TIL SHE CAN BARELY-SPEAK,
AND I REACH MY PEAK;
Pimpin's NO GAME FOR THE MEEK!
~EcoManiac
·Eco (OP) — 6.8 years ago, 53 minutes later[T] [B] #567,563
It Isn't That hard for Me to HACK Your COMPUTER,Download Some #PORN, Fuckin' WHACK it to some COOTER!
Yeah the RY-GUY Goin' SHOOT HER AND EXECUTE'ER...
I'LL BOMB THE HEAD OFFICE OF Thomson Reuters !!!
It Isn't that Hard to Install a KEY-LOGGING PROGRAM!
To STEAL YOUR IDENTITY, WHILE WE HIT YOU WIT' A SLOW JAM!
YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO, FAM!
I'm SNORTING SOME BLOW, WHAM!
I DO MOST OF MY #HACKING UNDER THE #ANONYMOUS BANNER!
HEAR THEIR OMINOUS #SLANDER!
Nah, The Eco Won't GROVEL or PANDER;
I AM THE COMMANDER!
Sometimes I even PhotoShop FAKE I.D.'s!
Like I Got a DISEASE!
I'll bring your Norton AntiVirus Software...
To its FUCKIN' KNEES!
Bitch, PLEASE!
+Anonymous B — 6.8 years ago, 10 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,588
dicks out for Harambe
+Anonymous C — 6.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,596
+Anonymous D — 6.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,597
+Anonymous E — 6.8 years ago, 58 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,600
+Anonymous F — 6.8 years ago, 31 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,603
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