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Topic: ~~Once I Cut Out A PIECE OF YOUR BRAIN'S AMYGDALA! I Will STEAL AND HOT-WIRE YOUR CHEVROLET IMPALA!

+Eco6.8 years ago #53,622

dexter.gifOnce I Cut Out A PIECE OF YOUR BRAIN'S AMYGDALA!
I Will STEAL AND HOT-WIRE YOUR CHEVROLET IMPALA!
Or I Could EAT YOU and MAKE Some HUMAN MARSALA!
'Cause I'm a #CANNIBAL; Who's Just Caught a Fuckin' Plane to Bala...
I Put PLASTIC SHEETS ON-THE-WALLS!
So the BLOOD-FLOW JUST FALLS!
AND PASSERSBY CAN'T HEAR YOUR CALLS!
I'LL FUCKIN' CUT OFF YOUR BALLS!!!!
As She's DYING, IN BLOOD SHE SCRAWLS!

If I EVER Manage to SET YOU FREE...
YOU'LL FINALLY GET THE MESSAGE NOT TO FUCK WITH ME!
Eternally, You'll BLEED!
Word 2 Those In-The-NEED!
If Y'all Wanna SUCCEED,
Do AWAY WITH DOPE & GREED!

So With SURGICAL PRECISION
I Make A DEEP INCISION!
YOUR SCREAMS INVITE DERISION!
I'm NOT ONE FOR SUPERSTITION....
DAWG, ALL I REALLY WANT'S TO BE A RAP MUSICIAN!
THERE'S NO CONTRITION!
I HAVE MY OWN VOLITION!!!

·Eco (OP) — 6.8 years ago, 16 seconds later[T] [B] #567,537

ouija.gifI Summon WITCHES and BITCHES to My #OuijaBoard!
I Keep My SQUEEGEE BRUSH tied to my SQUEEGEE CORD!
I'm INDISPENSABLE...IR-REPREHENSIBLE...
Totally NON-SENSIBLE; Yet Feelin' OSTENSIBLE...
I SPIT SHIT, So HYPOTHETICAL; A TAD THEORETICAL;
Come Eat EDIBLES with THE INCREDIBLE HERETICAL!!!

Because Under-Neath The Mask Is a #WarLock!
While Underneath Your Ramblings is some MORE TALK!
Don't Make Me Come And Slice Off A Piece of YOUR COCK!
While I Wait...Just RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR, STALK! DOOR STALK!

I Bust RHYMES Like SATAN, while I'm CONTEMPLATIN'
Internally-DEBATIN' 'Bout Who We BE HATIN'
Stick #VOODOO Dolls in the EYE, While I Sit here and CRY!
Oh, Won't You Let The RY-GUY CARESS YO THIGH!
TOO DEPRESSED 2 BE HIGH!
WHILE THE TIME FLIES OBJECTIVELY BY!

No SHIT, SHERLOCK! What's This SHIT That You Talk?!
It's a BIT-TOO-GREAT to ARTICULATE, So I CAPITULATE!
I Be Lookin' Like A BOSS In My FEDORA HAT!
You Cats Gonna Get LOST; I'll Make You SNORE AT THAT!
...You Gonna Get TOSSED By My COMBAT BAT!
I'm Out To BAG ME A RAT!!!

While You Were Expertly- and ADEPTLY-SNITCHING!
Run to the Po'Po'; Start BITCHING...
I Was HACKING and GLITCHING!
Just CRACKING and STITCHING!
DE-CRYPT THE WHOLE CITY!
SO I CAN BROWSE TITTIES!
HEAD OF THE FUCKING COMMITTIES!
I'm TOO GRITTY TO BE WITTY!

They're Gonna Need a RIOT SQUAD at my LIVE PERFORMANCES!
There'll Be People Getting TRAMPLED! I Don't Care What The DOOR MAN SAYS!
When I Take the STAGE; I'll Fill The Crowd Wit' RAGE!
They'll Need CROWD CONTROL when I GET LOUD AND EXTOLL!
And once I'm On-a-ROLL; The Ry-Guy's Ramblings Take Their TOLL!
It's Like Playing WHACK-A-MOLE!

I Don’t Even Know WHY I Post in This FORUM,
When NONE o’Y’ALL NIGGAZ Got NO DECORUM!
@'SYNTAX' Knows How 2 BORE'EM!
You TALK MAD SHIT; But You DON'T CONTRIBUTE!
So, I've Got 2 .22 BULLETS 2 DISTRIBUTE!

Instead of BAD-MOUTHING ME...
'An ORIGINAL G...'
Why Don't You PRODUCE SOME FRESH CONTENT,
For the M-to-the-C! (www.minichan.org)

If You Can RAP BETTER...
Than BY-ALL-FUCKING-MEANS....
Put Some Shit On 'JewTube',
For Us SHOCK-RAP FIENDS!

So I Just Boot Up Some PORN,
And I Begin 2 TUG IT!
I've Got BETTER THINGS 2 DO,
...Than Argue Wit' a 'CUNT-NUGGET!'

NEXT!

·Eco (OP) — 6.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #567,538

stab-bates-psycho-SHOWER-SCENE.gifI'll STAB You In The SHOWER,
And GRAB You; I'm EMPOWERED!
Now This MASSACRE FLOWERED!
And The ACIDIC TASTE SOURED!
Yeah, I'll Creep Right Up On You Like NORMAN BATES
At My CONCERTS, Blood Flows, where The DOORMAN WAITS!
I'm a CERTIFIED Psycho ; I'm Here 2 IGNITE, YO!
I'm Comin' 2 BITE YOU! I'll SLASH YOU ; I'll FIGHT YOU!
I've GOT DYNAMITE TOO!

+FoolMouseExtinction6.8 years ago, 3 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #567,862

Just make a vocaroo for Christ's sake

+Anonymous C6.8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #567,863

@567,538 (Eco)
> I'll STAB You In The SHOWER,
> And GRAB You; I'm EMPOWERED!
> Now This MASSACRE FLOWERED!
> And The ACIDIC TASTE SOURED!
> Yeah, I'll Creep Right Up On You Like NORMAN BATES
> At My CONCERTS, Blood Flows, where The DOORMAN WAITS!
> I'm a CERTIFIED Psycho ; I'm Here 2 IGNITE, YO!
> I'm Comin' 2 BITE YOU! I'll SLASH YOU ; I'll FIGHT YOU!
> I've GOT DYNAMITE TOO!

You couldn't even beat up a child molester/woman beater.

You destroyed your credibility of being a tough guy.

So FUCK OFF PEDOPHILE

+Anonymous D6.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #567,864

@previous (C)
Whoa u read these things cray

·Anonymous D6.8 years ago, 11 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #567,865

@567,862 (FoolMouseExtinction)
Freal fme?

·FoolMouseExtinction6.8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #567,867

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·Anonymous D6.8 years ago, 1 day later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #567,949

@previous (FoolMouseExtinction)
Das talent

Draw p boners now

·FatMooseExplosion6.8 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #568,065

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