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Topic: +++666++++ 2Day I Had COURT! @Judge DIP-SHIT Read His Full REPORT! Try 2 LOCK The ''Ry-Guy' Up! ...

+Eco — 6.8 years ago #53,609

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2Day I Had COURT! @Judge DIP-SHIT Read His Full REPORT!
Try 2 LOCK The ''Ry-Guy' Up! But His Efforts, I would THWART!

I Got ALL My Charges Dropped...
Due to #MentalHealth!
Don't Need NO #lawyer;
I CAN REPRESENT MUH-SELF!

Deemed 'NOT GUILTY on the Grounds of #INSANITY!
Told the BAILIFF he could go HAND-TO-HAND WIT' ME!
What Would They Say If I Caused Some Real CALAMITY!
PLEASE JESUS, Do Forgive Me For My VANITY!

~E

+Eco — 6.8 years ago, 6 hours later[T] [B] #567,402

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*** Eco is feeling DEPRESSED, SUICIDAL, HORNY, and ALONE at the Barrie Provincial Court-House.

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CONTEXT: I need a hug, bro's...this is str8 bull-shit...I've slept on PARK BENCHES, at 4 MOTELS, the CRISIS SHELTER, back seat of my mom's SUV, at the COLLEGE REZ, etc. and I keep going to APARTMENT VIEWINGS & Filling out RENTAL APPLICATIONS but I GET DENIED, because I Can't Pass a STUPID BACKGROUND CHECK! My REPUTATION apparently precedes Me!!! All a Potential LandLord has to do is 'GOOGLE ME' and they are FLOODED with stuff about: DRUGS, PIMPING, CRIME, etc...and they won't HIRE ME or RENT TO ME!!! HELP!!! WHAT CAN I DO! I'm Depressed and SUICIDAL and I HAVEN'T SLAMMED A SNATCH In LIKE 3 WEEKS! I AM SEXUALLY-FRUSTRATED, TO BOOT! Bitches expect me to be CLEAN & SOBER, But that ain't NONE OF THEY BUSINESS! I Disagree with how the SYSTEM is STRUCTURED and FEMALES' BULLSHIT STANDARDS & EXPECTATIONS! I Shouldn't Have to CHANGE...THEY SHOULD! FUCK!!!!
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+++666+++

Where are all my 'Bro's', whilst I'm UNDER-ATTACK?!
Quit Hatin' on the Mothafuckin' 'EcoManiac!!!
I THOUGHT we Shared Some Laughs, and that Y'all GOT A PLAYA'S BACK!!
Well then, "WHERE ARE ALL O' Y'ALL, WHEN MY BRAIN IS OUT-OF-WHACK?!"

I'm Livin' on the STREET; and I got FUCK-ALL to EAT!
Rain be Soakin' Through Ma FEET! Someone Finna Get BEAT!
I been Sleeping in a CAR, PARK BENCHES, AND MOTELS...
And at CRISIS SHELTERS, the COLLEGE REZ as WELL!

Filled out 5 RENTAL APPLICATIONS, but they ALL GOT DENIED!!
'Cause my PIMPIN' REPUTATION Precedes 'THE RY-GUY!'
I even Have the MONEY for FIRST's & LAST's MONTH RENT!
I SPENT 2 FUCKIN' NIGHTS, FUCKIN' SLEEPIN' IN A TENT!!!
I got a GUARANTEED SUBSIDY, but LandLords Don't Wanna FUCK-WIT-ME...
'Cause I'm HOOKED ON DRUGS, YOU SEE!
WHAT AN ATROCITY!

CRISIS SHELTER won't Take Me 'cause I'm a Drug-Relapse RISK
I got COURT Every Week, But Dawg, I'm tired of Getting FRISKED!
It's Been about 3 Weeks since I've Sunk Into Some SNATCH!
So, I'ma break into a house and fuckin' POP THE FUCKIN' LATCH!
I ain't Got any Weed, Yet My Friends Smoke it by da BATCH!
So I'll Take CYANIDE CAPSULES, yeah I'll POP'EM DOWN THA HATCH!

I woke Up DEPRESSED this morning on my boy, SLICK NICK's FLOOR!
Dreading COURT this Afternoon, the Judge goin' SPIT SHIT MORE...
I Know I'm NOT GUILTY of EVERY COUNT; but still I GOTTA WASTE MY TIME,
When I Need a BITCH-TO-MOUNT!
I Start to Get SUICIDAL, when I Can't GET LAID!!
I Spit MAD BARS; But Still I've Yet to GET PAID!!
The Homies that Surround me BLACKER than the ACE OF SPADE!
I'm FED UP with this Life, Dawg, You Wanna Make a TRADE?!

I Should Have NO TROUBLE findin' a SLIM BITCH to take my COCK in her CHEEK!
'Cause I'm a GENIUS with MAD TALENT, And I GOT A RIPPED PHYSIQUE!!
I've Even Got 'GAME', Know the EXACT Words to SPEAK!!
Still the RY-GUY's DICK IS DRY! And his will is GROWING WEAK!

I tried hittin' up HUNNIES on PLENTY OF FISH!
But they ALL FAT-AS-FUCK, heftier than I'd WISH!
I'd Rather SPANK THE MONKEY, than fuck a Bitch who be CHUNKY!
Most of them Ignore me, 'Cause It's Clear I'm a JUNKIE!
Regardless of my LIFESTYLE, I'm ENTITLED TO SOME PUSS'!
But I got so many Problems, I NECK MYSELF IN THA BUSH!
All I wanna do is lightly TAP-THE-TUSH!
Or at least chill wit' loyal homies and just SMOKE SOME KUSH!

...FML

~E

+emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 6.8 years ago, 51 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,315

@previous (Eco)
barrie is 1 hr from toronto

+Eco — 6.8 years ago, 50 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,401

All I Gotta Do is Make aSLIT THROAT MOTION,And My Peeps Will Have You Dealt With;DUMPED in the OCEAN

All I Gotta Do is Make a SLIT THROAT MOTION,
And My Peeps Will Have You Dealt With; DUMPED in the OCEAN!
I ain’t Lookin’ 4 BEEF or 2 CAUSE COMMOTION!
…but if U KEEP CHIRPIN’ OFF…U’ll be DEAD b4 U KNOW, SON!

Yeah, with one single wave of my INDEX FINGER…
I could Have your THROAT SLASHED, and I refuse to LINGER…
When the PIGS show up, I’ll be Gone-with-the-WIND!
…So don’t go Spittin’ out WORDS that U CAN’T RESCIND!!

The SECOND that I make that FATEFUL GESTURE...
I'll have you CUT UP beyond your WILDEST CONJECTURE...
I Got Friends wit' a STRAP, so we could PUT ONE IN YA CHEST, SIR!
And I Will SPIT in the FACES of my Lovely ARRESTERS!

~E

·Eco — 6.8 years ago, 24 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,318

@previous (Eco)
try me, FUCK-BUCKET, CUNT-NUGGETS!!!

·Eco — 6.8 years ago, 10 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,319

@567,401 (Eco)
~E

·Eco — 6.8 years ago, 10 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,320

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+Anonymous E — 6.8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,327

@567,402 (Eco)
Fuck off pedophile

·Anonymous E — 6.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,330

@567,401 (Eco)
You couldn't even beat up that child molester/woman beater. You can't even fight your own battles, and gotta get your peeps to do it. FFS man, your peeps wouldn't even beat that dude up.

You and your peeps are nothing but pussy ass pedophiles.

Now, come at me bitch.

+Eco — 6.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,400

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CONTRIBUTE or STFU! @CMHA @CanadianMentalHealthAssociation #MentalHealth #letsTalk

+++666+++
I Don’t Even Know WHY I Post in This FORUM,
When NONE o’Y’ALL NIGGAZ Got NO DECORUM!
@'SYNTAX' Knows How 2 BORE'EM!
You TALK MAD SHIT; But You DON'T CONTRIBUTE!
So, I've Got 2 .22 BULLETS 2 DISTRIBUTE!

Instead of BAD-MOUTHING ME...
'An ORIGINAL G...'
Why Don't You PRODUCE SOME FRESH CONTENT,
For the M-to-the-C! (www.minichan.org)

If You Can RAP BETTER...
Than BY-ALL-FUCKING-MEANS....
Put Some Shit On 'JewTube',
For Us SHOCK-RAP FIENDS!

So I Just Boot Up Some PORN,
And I Begin 2 TUG IT!
I've Got BETTER THINGS 2 DO,
...Than Argue Wit' a 'CUNT-NUGGET!'

NEXT!

+++666+++

"CONTRIBUTE OR STFU!"
~E

#ShockRap #underground #HipHop #MiniChan #LulzSec #Anonymous @Anonymous #FunnyAsFuck #FreeSpeech #FreeExpression #FreeAssembly @EcoManiac #EcoMania

·Eco — 6.8 years ago, 48 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,339

@previous (Eco)
P.S. FELLATE MY 'CHODE/TAINT!', you CUNT-NUGGETS & FUCK-BUCKETS!!!

~E

CHODE/TAINT (t.) [refers to the little patch of skin between the BALLS and the ANUS] ...for those who DON'T KNOW...

+Doctor Whom !!azg7dSzqx4 — 6.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,340

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@OPedophile

Domestos will clear your delusions of grandeur right up.

·Eco — 6.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,341

@567,400 (Eco)
@previous (Doctor Whom !!azg7dSzqx4)
is that so...

and your allegation is based on WHAT, EXACTLY?!

What KID have I EVER supposedly TOUCHED????

STILL WAITING....

·Doctor Whom !!azg7dSzqx4 — 6.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,342

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@previous (Eco)

Domestos will clear your pedophilia and butthurt right up.

As a doctor, I can confirm this.

+Anonymous H — 6.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #567,345

@567,400 (Eco)
@567,341 (Eco)
Please stop making posts about touching kids. Thanks in advance.

·Eco (OP) — 6.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 48 seconds after the original post[T] [B] #567,399

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~~~ @FatherMERRIN @Rabbithole on SoundCloud #ProgRock #TOOL ~ Check out Eco's OLD BAND! ~~~

MERRIN ASKED The Eco which TOOL album he Preferred, to Which I Responded:


LATERALUS>AENIMA because it seems more-evolved and tackles higher-level issues...

My bro-in-law, @NICK SANGUINETTI told me that EVERY tool album is supposed to be a progression from the last (eg. AENIMA deals with themes such as #Politics, Whereas LATERALUS looks at #Existentialsm and 'Higher States of Being'

PUMPED 4 tha next @TOOL Album....

As much as the LORD ostensibly wants me to be a DOPE RAPPER...I Grew up on #ProgRock such as TOOL!

Speaking of ProgRock, Father...Check out my FORMER BAND, 'Rabbithole'...on SoundCloud ! You might like Tracks such as 'COSMIC COLLAPSE', which is a dark, pretty LOVESONG...tell me what you think of The Eco's SINGING VOICE

https://soundcloud.com/user-579427020/cosmic-collapse

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 6.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #567,371

@previous (Eco)
@OP
Will definitely check this out later. Thanks for posting!

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 6.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #567,372

@567,399 (Eco)
@OP
And here's the first track of the new Tool album, if you haven't heard it already. Has a Disposition/Reflection vibe at the start, and a Rosetta Stoned feel towards the end when Danny Carey tees off on the drums.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7DfQMPmJRI

+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 6.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #567,376

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@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
lol pedofilth

·Anonymous E — 6.8 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #567,382

You're so full of shit.

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