Topic: I Got 2 DEGREES from CANADA’s TOP UNIVERSITY! My IQ’s OFF-THE-CHARTS;I Got LINGUISTIC DIVERSITY!
+Eco — 6.8 years ago #53,579
FREESTYLE:
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Think you can RHYME BETTER THAN ME?!
Well Dawg, JUST PROVE IT! WE’LL SEE!
We’ll Go VERSE-FOR-VERSE and I DON’T NEED TO REHEARSE!
‘Cayenne Ryan’ Finna Put You In the Back of a HEARSE!
...You’ll See the FUNERAL HOME, when I Clap You With the CHROME!
They’ll be EMBALMING YOUR BODY; ain’t no CALMING MY SHOTTIE!
Wit’ a SAWED-OFF-SHOTGUN, I’ll Blow your Ass to BITS!
So if you ain’t GOT ONE; You had better to go SIT!
We Could Ask the FANS and Put it to a VOTE....
It ain’t about STRENGTH or the Guns a Playa TOTE
We’ll See WHO’S THE BETTER RAPPER, that can FLOW wit’out HESITATION?
And whose Wardrobe Looks DAPPER; Who’s the HOTTEST in the NATION?!
With EVERY BAR, I’ll Prove I’m Destined to Be a STAR!
My Boys will hold you down, While I BURN YOU wit’ a CIGAR!
We Could Conduct a TALENT SEARCH, but you Don’t Have to go FAR...
To See that EcoManiac is DOPER than they ARE!
If you want to ENGAGE ME in a Battle-of-the-MIND...
You’ll Probably ENRAGE ME, but I’ll Leave Yo Ass BEHIND!
I Got 2 DEGREES from CANADA’s TOP UNIVERSITY!
..My IQ’s OFF-THE-CHARTS; I Got LINGUISTIC DIVERSITY
I'm an ENGLISH MAJOR; Beep My Bitches On A PAGER!
I’m a CONSPIRACY-STAGER; so HOW MUCH YOU WANNA WAGER?!
I Got 2 DEGREES from CANADA’s TOP UNIVERSITY!
..My IQ’s OFF-THE-CHARTS; I Got LINGUISTIC DIVERSITY
I’m an ENGLISH MAJOR; Beep My Bitches On A PAGER!
I’m a CONSPIRACY-STAGER; so HOW MUCH YOU WANNA WAGER...
My VOCAB Is SUPERIOR!
I Will STAB Your INTERIOR!
My Music Sounds DREARIER,
But When I KILL You; I'll Be CHEERIER!
You Can ADMINISTER ANY INTELLIGENCE TEST....
And I'll ACE IT; Just FACE IT; The Eco's The BEST!
I'm SMARTER than MOST OF MY PEEPS COMBINED,
And Yo VERSE Just Sounds WORSE; it's like Paintings-of-the-BLIND!
Yeah Homie, You'll be Quick to FiND...
If You Wanna Fuck Wit MeT, Then Youll Get LEF BEHIND!..."'
The RHYME SCHEMES I EMPLOY is like DOING ACROBATICS!
I Do BACK-FLIPS WIT’ MY WORDS; and keep PRISONERS in the ATTIC!
I’ll Come at you with the FORCE...of a SEMI-AUTOMATIC!
In My Other Hand, OF COURSE...Is A Pistol That’s PNEUMATIC!
Tell Me Can you Hear the STATIC?
I Wrote this FIRE TRACK IN LESS –THAN-5-MINUTES!
And That’s The TYPICAL TIME IT TAKES To Put Some GENIUS IN IT!
I Kick BOMB FREESTYLES for all the AUDIOPHILES!
And BEGUILE the SEXY LADIES In The PRODUCE AISLE!
MOTHERFUCKER, DON’T CHANE THE DIAL!
Or You’ll Be Pickin’ Up Your TEETH, UNDERNEATH a DIRT PILE!
AND I’LL REFUSE TO GO TO TRIAL!
When They Try to Lock Me Up, I’ll Just FLEE anotha MILE!
I’M ACCEPTING ANY AND ALL CHALLENGERS,
TO RAP-BATTLE AGAINST ME!
SUBMIT AN APPLICATION;
AND I’LL OWN YA; WE’LL SEE!
Just Know You Gonna Get A BURN
In the THIRD DEGREE...
So Please Await Your TURN...
To Come FUCK WIT’ ME!
NEXT!!!!
/// EcoManiac \\\
Think you can RHYME BETTER THAN ME?!
Well Dawg, JUST PROVE IT! WE’LL SEE!
We’ll Go VERSE-FOR-VERSE and I DON’T NEED TO REHEARSE!
‘Cayenne Ryan’ Finna Put You In the Back of a HEARSE!
...You’ll See the FUNERAL HOME, when I Clap You With the CHROME!
They’ll be EMBALMING YOUR BODY; ain’t no CALMING MY SHOTTIE!
Wit’ a SAWED-OFF-SHOTGUN, I’ll Blow your Ass to BITS!
So if you ain’t GOT ONE; You had better to go SIT!
We Could Ask the FANS and Put it to a VOTE....
It ain’t about STRENGTH or the Guns a Playa TOTE
We’ll See WHO’S THE BETTER RAPPER, that can FLOW wit’out HESITATION?
And whose Wardrobe Looks DAPPER; Who’s the HOTTEST in the NATION?!
With EVERY BAR, I’ll Prove I’m Destined to Be a STAR!
My Boys will hold you down, While I BURN YOU wit’ a CIGAR!
We Could Conduct a TALENT SEARCH, but you Don’t Have to go FAR...
To See that EcoManiac is DOPER than they ARE!
If you want to ENGAGE ME in a Battle-of-the-MIND...
You’ll Probably ENRAGE ME, but I’ll Leave Yo Ass BEHIND!
I Got 2 DEGREES from CANADA’s TOP UNIVERSITY!
..My IQ’s OFF-THE-CHARTS; I Got LINGUISTIC DIVERSITY
I'm an ENGLISH MAJOR; Beep My Bitches On A PAGER!
I’m a CONSPIRACY-STAGER; so HOW MUCH YOU WANNA WAGER?!
I Got 2 DEGREES from CANADA’s TOP UNIVERSITY!
..My IQ’s OFF-THE-CHARTS; I Got LINGUISTIC DIVERSITY
I’m an ENGLISH MAJOR; Beep My Bitches On A PAGER!
I’m a CONSPIRACY-STAGER; so HOW MUCH YOU WANNA WAGER...
My VOCAB Is SUPERIOR!
I Will STAB Your INTERIOR!
My Music Sounds DREARIER,
But When I KILL You; I'll Be CHEERIER!
You Can ADMINISTER ANY INTELLIGENCE TEST....
And I'll ACE IT; Just FACE IT; The Eco's The BEST!
I'm SMARTER than MOST OF MY PEEPS COMBINED,
And Yo VERSE Just Sounds WORSE; it's like Paintings-of-the-BLIND!
Yeah Homie, You'll be Quick to FiND...
If You Wanna Fuck Wit MeT, Then Youll Get LEF BEHIND!..."'
The RHYME SCHEMES I EMPLOY is like DOING ACROBATICS!
I Do BACK-FLIPS WIT’ MY WORDS; and keep PRISONERS in the ATTIC!
I’ll Come at you with the FORCE...of a SEMI-AUTOMATIC!
In My Other Hand, OF COURSE...Is A Pistol That’s PNEUMATIC!
Tell Me Can you Hear the STATIC?
I Wrote this FIRE TRACK IN LESS –THAN-5-MINUTES!
And That’s The TYPICAL TIME IT TAKES To Put Some GENIUS IN IT!
I Kick BOMB FREESTYLES for all the AUDIOPHILES!
And BEGUILE the SEXY LADIES In The PRODUCE AISLE!
MOTHERFUCKER, DON’T CHANE THE DIAL!
Or You’ll Be Pickin’ Up Your TEETH, UNDERNEATH a DIRT PILE!
AND I’LL REFUSE TO GO TO TRIAL!
When They Try to Lock Me Up, I’ll Just FLEE anotha MILE!
I’M ACCEPTING ANY AND ALL CHALLENGERS,
TO RAP-BATTLE AGAINST ME!
SUBMIT AN APPLICATION;
AND I’LL OWN YA; WE’LL SEE!
Just Know You Gonna Get A BURN
In the THIRD DEGREE...
So Please Await Your TURN...
To Come FUCK WIT’ ME!
NEXT!!!!
/// EcoManiac \\\
+Doctor Whom !!azg7dSzqx4 — 6.8 years ago, 10 minutes later[T] [B] #567,034
@OPIf your "IQ is off the charts", then why do all your posts read like they were posted by a retarded teenager?
+chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 — 6.8 years ago, 9 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,082
What degrees, what university, how long ago, what was your gpa, how much crack were you smoking at the time
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+Eco — 6.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,087
I'M COMIN' LIVE FROM 'SLICK NICK'S!WE GOT SOME HOES TURNIN' TRICKS!
WE GOT A SONG FOR YOU PRICKS!
AND YOU CAN SUCK OUR FAT DICKS!
YOU'LL HAVE 2 CRACK-HEADS....
COME FILL YOU WIT' LEAD!
AT Crossovers TITTY BAR...
NO, WE AIN'T GOTTA GO FAR,
AS WE SHARE A CIGAR..
WE GOIN' HIT UP THE STRIP CLUB
PUT MONEY IN THE TIP CUP!
NICK LIKES HIS WOMEN BIG!
GIRLS THAT'LL SNAP YOU LIKE A TWIG,
AS I'M TAKIN' A SWIG AND DANCIN' A JIG
WHILE THIS 'RIPPER BANGS A RIG!
YEAH SHE INJECTED SHARP NEEDLES FILLED #CrystalMETH!!
SHE WAS A HEFTY BLACK WOMAN, NAMED 'ELIZABETH!'
SHE BROKE THE DANCE POLE,
ON MDMA WE ALL ROLL
EXSTACY TAKIN' IT'S TOLL...
AND. I GOTS NO SOUL!
SO I'LL CUT YOUR HEAD CLEAN OFF WIT' A SHARP MACHETE
YOU WANNA FUCK WIT' ECO, MAKE SURE YO GLOCK IS READY!!!
THEY TELL ME NOT TO BRING A KNIFE TO A GUN-FIGHT.
SO I'MA BRING A FUCKIN BOMB IN BROAD SUN-LIGHT!!!
BLOW UP. YP WHOLE CITY BLOCK..
IF YOU GOT SHIT TO TALK
WELL YOU CAN SUCK MY COCK
CAUSE ITS YOUR MOM I STALK
ONCE I DETONATE YOUFR APARMEMT .
.YOUR SCREAMS RESONATES OFF THE ESCARPMENT
WHEN TOSS YOUR ASS OFF OF THE MOUNTAIN-SIDE...
THEY'LL TRY TO KNOCK ME FOR PRE-MEDITATED HOMICIDE!??
We more DEEPLY-DISTURBED THAN @JEffrey dahmer
Jeffrey Dahmer
STEEPLY-PERTURBED : Im an AMATEUR-EMBALMER
Im the next John Wayne Gacy
Why do these HOES DRESS RACY?
Emulate Ted Bundy and dump my #RAPE Victims in the Bay of Fundy
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·Eco — 6.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,088
@567,034 (Doctor Whom !!azg7dSzqx4)> If your "IQ is off the charts", then why do all your posts read like they were posted by a retarded teenager?
FALSE; therefore I refuse to dignify you wit' a response...I have an idiosyncratic typing style if you can't tell....
I'm a TREND SETTER, BITCH!
+Anonymous E — 6.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,089
2 degrees, yet you're still a retarded dumbass?
·Eco — 6.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,090
@567,082 (chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2)
> What degrees,
Bachelor of ARTS (Honours), with Majors in ENGLISH & CELTIC STUDIES
MASTER OF INFORMATION (LIBRARY SCIENCE)
> what university,
U of T
-inb4 McGill, Western, UVic is better...
Don't even get me started...U of T has more Research $ and high-ranking scholars, etc...(ad nauseum)
We The BEST!
> how long ago,
2006-2011
> what was your gpa,
I slacked off and SNUCK OFF TO THE BAR TO GET BLACKOUT DRUNK EVERY NIGHT...SO ONLY 2.93 IN UNDERGRAD (_I SKIPPED CLASS MOST DAYS)
NEAR 3.5 IN MY MASTERS PROGRAM...because I was busy working at 7 libraries on the U of T CAMPUS (THEY CALLED ME the 'U of T Library WHORE'), going to CONFERENCES,WRITING BOOK REVIEWS FOR LIBRARY JOURNAL AMONGST countless EXTRA-CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES SUCH as BEING THE CHAIR OF SOCIAL AFFAIRS ON STUDENT COUNCIL!!!
I MULTI-TASKED LIKE A MAD WORKAHOLIC, WHILST BEIBG A (SOMEWHAT) functional ALCOHOLIC...
> how much crack were you smoking at the time
NONE...MY EX, ADINA INTRODUCED ME TO THE ROCK 2 YEARS AGO...THEN I WENT NUTS AND STARTED INDULGING in ALL THE DRUGS!!! I AM A ROOKIE/n00b!
> What degrees,
Bachelor of ARTS (Honours), with Majors in ENGLISH & CELTIC STUDIES
MASTER OF INFORMATION (LIBRARY SCIENCE)
> what university,
U of T
-inb4 McGill, Western, UVic is better...
Don't even get me started...U of T has more Research $ and high-ranking scholars, etc...(ad nauseum)
We The BEST!
> how long ago,
2006-2011
> what was your gpa,
I slacked off and SNUCK OFF TO THE BAR TO GET BLACKOUT DRUNK EVERY NIGHT...SO ONLY 2.93 IN UNDERGRAD (_I SKIPPED CLASS MOST DAYS)
NEAR 3.5 IN MY MASTERS PROGRAM...because I was busy working at 7 libraries on the U of T CAMPUS (THEY CALLED ME the 'U of T Library WHORE'), going to CONFERENCES,WRITING BOOK REVIEWS FOR LIBRARY JOURNAL AMONGST countless EXTRA-CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES SUCH as BEING THE CHAIR OF SOCIAL AFFAIRS ON STUDENT COUNCIL!!!
I MULTI-TASKED LIKE A MAD WORKAHOLIC, WHILST BEIBG A (SOMEWHAT) functional ALCOHOLIC...
> how much crack were you smoking at the time
NONE...MY EX, ADINA INTRODUCED ME TO THE ROCK 2 YEARS AGO...THEN I WENT NUTS AND STARTED INDULGING in ALL THE DRUGS!!! I AM A ROOKIE/n00b!
·Eco — 6.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,091
·chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 — 6.8 years ago, 39 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,095
·Eco — 6.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,096
@previous (chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2)I LOVE TO POST TRIPPY .GIF FILES!
FOR THE LADIES I BEGUILE...
I'LL KICK ANOTHER FREESTYLE
FOR ALL THE #NECROPHILES
WHO HEAP CORPSES IN A PILE
BITCH, DON'T CHANGE DA DIAL!!!
STICK AROUND 4 AWHILE
RESPECT MY IDIOSYNCRATIC TYPING STYLE!
I CAN DO ACROBATICS; SCHOOL A FOOL NAMED 'KYLE'
I SEE THROUGH ALL THE STATIC; JUDGE PUT ME ON-TRIAL!!!
I'M TRYING TO LEARN...
HOW TO TURN & BURN...
MY #CrystalMETH PIPE..
I GOT HATERZ 2 SPURN!!!
I'MA STUFF YOU IN AN URN
WHEN I INCINERATE YO ASS,
WHEN WILL YOU EVER LEARN?!
THAT I RUN THIS FUCKIN' SHIT &
I'LL MAKE INTESTINES CHURN...
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·chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 — 6.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,097
@previous (Eco)
I repeat
@567,095 (chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2)
> You majored in english? Damn, crack really did do a number on your brain.
I repeat
@567,095 (chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2)
> You majored in english? Damn, crack really did do a number on your brain.
·Eco — 6.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,098
Dude YOU DONT EVEN BURN ROCK?!?
·chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2 — 6.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,101
·Doctor Whom !!azg7dSzqx4 — 6.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,107
@567,088 (Eco)You're right, what I said before was false. They read more like they were posted by a retarded tween-ager. I don't know if I should say that though, it might be offensive to retarded tweens.
·Eco — 6.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,108
@previous (Doctor Whom !!azg7dSzqx4)I BREAK INTO PEOPLE'S HOUSES AND I STEAL THEIR SHIT!
I RAPE PEOPLE'S SPOUSES; GET AWAY WIT' IT!
LEGIT! I FLIP OVER THEY COUCH AND I DON'T WANNA BE GROUCH...WHEN I SMASH YOU WIT' A CROW-BAR; YOU'LL BE SCREAMING 'OUCH!!!'
STUFF YOUR $MONEY$ IN MY POUCH!
WHEN YOUR WIFE IS AT HOME, WELL THAT'S WHEN THE BURGLARY GOES DOWN!
WHEN I DROWN HER IN THE TUB, YOU HEAR A GURGLING SOUND, CIRCLING 'ROUND...
NOW MAY I EXPOUND??
DOES ANYBODY ELSE GOT A FACE I CAN POUND?!
I USED TO LISTEN TO @OASIS ON THE ALT-ROCK STATION,
AND SPIT IN PEOPLE'S FACES, WIT' SOME DETESTATION!
I ALWAYS KEEP MY LISTENERS IN ANTICIPATION,
OF THE MOMENT I'MA SNAP, UNLEASH A DECAPITATION!!
YOU KNOW I GOT #SWAGGER
SO I CUT YOU WITH A DAGGER!
BITCH, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER!'
JUST KNOW THAT RY-GUY'S A RELENTLESS 'FACEBOOK TAGGER'...
I SELL ALL THE STUFF I STOLE FROM YOU ON THE BLACK MARKET!
I'LL STEAL YOUR CAR TO, AND FIND A PLACE TO PARK IT!
I WILL KIDNAP YOUR WHOLE FAMILY; THROW THEM OFF A BRIDGE!
YOU THINK YOU CAN JAM WIT' ME, THEN RUN TO THE FRIDGE!
BRING THE ECO A BEER!
AND COME SIT DOWN HERE...
ON THE LIVING-ROOM CHAIR,
'FORE I GRAB YOU BY THE HAIR,
AND THROW YOU DOWN THE STAIRS,
BECAUSR I'M FUCKED DND IMPAIRED!!!
+emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 6.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,109
Does anyone read anything he write
·Doctor Whom !!azg7dSzqx4 — 6.8 years ago, 32 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #567,110
·Anonymous E — 6.8 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #567,199
@567,107 (Doctor Whom !!azg7dSzqx4)
> t might be offensive to retarded tweens.
Who cares if it offends Eco? Not me.
> t might be offensive to retarded tweens.
Who cares if it offends Eco? Not me.
·Doctor Whom !!azg7dSzqx4 — 6.8 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #567,428
+Anonymous G — 6.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #567,439
·Anonymous E — 6.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #567,459
@567,428 (Doctor Whom !!azg7dSzqx4)
> I'm talking about offending pther retards, you retard.
> pther
Ok retard... Maybe you should learn to spell before calling "Other" people retards.
> I'm talking about offending pther retards, you retard.
> pther
Ok retard... Maybe you should learn to spell before calling "Other" people retards.
·Eco — 6.8 years ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #567,574
I Could Make you have NEUROLOGICAL BREAK-DOWN!WN!I GOT METHODS I USE, WHEN I WANNA INDUCE...
A FULL PSYCHOLOGICAL SHAKE-DOWN!
START PUMPIN' THE BRAKES NOW!
I'MA CAUSE AN EARTHQUAKE; WOW!
MY STYLE PSYCHOSOMATIC, and IDIOSYNCRATIC!
EVEN GOT HATERS ECSTATIC; THEY WIVES LOCKED IN-THE-ATTIC!
I'LL DRILL A HOLE IN YOUR BRAIN UNTIL YOU START TO TWITCH,
AND DEPART, YOU SNITCH!
DID YOU FART, YOU BITCH?!
RIP APART THE STITCH!
GLOVE COMPARTMENT'S RICH...
AND OVERFLOWING WITH LOOT!
WHILE YOUR BITCH LOOK CUTE...
IN HER DESIGNER SUIT,
I REFINE OR REBOOT,
SEEK THE ABSOLUTE!
·Eco — 6.8 years ago, 45 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #567,575
I'M SATAN IN-THE-FLESH!WORSE THAN DAVID KORESH!
I STARTED A CULT OF THE OCCULT,
AND THE OBSESSED AND DEPRESSED!
SO WRITE '6-6-6' IN A PENTAGRAM!
AND PAY RESPECTS TO THE ECO ON INSTAGRAM!
UNCLE SAM WILL HAVE YOU FIGHTING IN A BLOODY WAR!
AS FOR ME, I'D RATHER FUCK A BLOODY WHORE!
I'MA SLICE AND DICE, IT WON'T SUFFICE,
'TIL I SEE YOUR CORPSE COVERED WITH ICE!
MAKE NO MISTAKE; I'M THE Antichrist!!
INCITE WAVES OF VIOLENCE AND VICIOUS VICE!
SOME CATS CALL ME 'DAMIEN'
HERE TO REMIND YOU WHAT GAME WE IN!
I"M THE SON OF THE DEVIL!
HOMIE, GET ON MY LEVEL!
AS I'M LOOKING DISHEVELED,
I'LL HIT YOU WIT' A SHARP SHOVEL!!
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