TinyChan

I’m an INTERNET PHENOMENON!
I’ll Bring a BOMB to Comicon!
If you Lookin’ 4 Laughs, then I’ll be your ‘DRAMA PAWN’
Shit, I got half the City just Wondering Whose MOM I’M ON!

If I Ever Get Tried for CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY.
I’ll Swing at the Judge, Before I PLEAD INSANITY,
I can’t help but CAUSE CALAMITY,
You think you can JAM WIT’ ME?!
Homie SAVE THE SMACK-TALK!
Already told you to “CRAM IT, G!”

I LAUGH MY ASS OFF AT THIS PEDOPHILIA SCANDAL!
Because they JEALOUS AS FUCK, and they Can’t HOLD A CANDLE...
Up to the ONE-AND-ONLY VANDAL, who’ll Single-handedly DISMANTLE!
I’d Fuckin’ KNOCK THEIR TEETH OUT with a BLUNT BROOM HANDLE!
Nah, The Eco’s No DIDDLER, but He’s an EXCELLENT FIDDLER
I spend my Days debating IF I’m the ‘JOKER’ or ‘RIDDLER’

I Can Spit ON-COMMAND
Take a SHIT IN-THE-SAND
I Got a LITTLE NATIVE IN ME,
So, BITCH, GIT OFF MUH LAND!!!

I’ve Made the LEGAL SYSTEM My Bitch,
then RAMMED it up its POOP-CHUTE!
I GET EVERY CHARGED DROPPED,
BECAUSE THE ECO LOOK CUTE!
I Play the MENTAL HEALTH CARD,
Yeah, Dawg, It Isn’t That HARD,
I’ve Got 4 DIAGNOSES
And SMOKE CRYSTAL METH SHARDS...
So, I Argue that I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING like HALF-OF-THE-TIME
...and that I can’t Distinguish RIGHT from WRONG, and that POVERTY leads to CRIME...
I Can EXPERTLY-EXTRICATE Myself From ANY SITUATION,
TALK MY WAY OUT OF ANYTHING in your IMAGINATION!
So, BITCH PLEASE, Take me to COURT
If you got an AGENDA I can THWART,
And you can bet your SORRY ASS...
I GOT A SMART-ASS RETORT!!

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> I Can Spit ON-COMMAND

I bet no man has ever commanded you to spit, they command you to swallow. And like the little pussy ass bitch you are, you comply.

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@previous (B)
Are you kidding? Ofc I make him spit so I can see that the seed is disposed of properly. Don't want him puking up my spunk to try and make clones of me.

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