Topic: i love my life

+emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 6.8 years ago #53,560

Let me tell you that I went downtown one day before the parade and I ran into an American who was here and I said hello young American and we texted for the day and then I slept over that night I just am i weird
Let me tell you that I never tasted semen so pure and so good that my mouth actually watered

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 6.8 years ago, 26 seconds later[T] [B] #566,916

When I think back about how it hit my tongue oh my God I just oh my God

+Anonymous B — 6.8 years ago, 28 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #566,921

haha gross

+Anonymous C — 6.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #566,922

Yikes Ducky that is TMI

The deal is of course - You're supposed to put such spunk into Uteri and form babby. No babby is made via throat.

·Anonymous B — 6.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #566,923

@previous (C)
everybody at mc thinks you're a sad cunt did you see that poll

·Anonymous C — 6.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #566,924

@previous (B)
LoL a bunch of tiny dick virgins voting - Matt admits he has 7 devices and each gets a vote. All it takes is each device making 5 posts and it gets a cookie which makes such device legal for a Vote in polls. Not Rocket Science.

·Anonymous B — 6.8 years ago, 33 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #566,925

@previous (C)
Suuuuure

+Anonymous D — 6.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #566,926

@566,924 (C)
Retarded old man.

+Anonymous E — 6.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #566,927

dicks out for Harambe

·Anonymous C — 6.8 years ago, 28 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #566,928

@566,925 (B)
@566,926 (D)
For a fact - Look at the activity on MC on a Fri and Sat evening - Them with tiny dicks are posting because life offers them no alternatives - They are broke and for the most part talk about how depressed they are AND the Meds they are on that help with depression but make them feel like Zombies.

So anyone is free to type in the word SAD but I R alive ALIVE very much Alive and will be until they nail in coffin (of course if I make it to 90+ may not be as much so)

Three weeks or so ago I started to get bored with the Gym - So I decided to see what wood happen IF I stepped it UP - Wondering IF I might blow a fuse but so far all that has occurred is - It feels GOOD GREAT Wonderful to push the limits - Watching MAX Heart rate with FitBit of course But Man it sure FEELS More Better to push the limits -

(Edited 1 minute later.)

+Anonymous F — 6.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #566,929

@566,924 (C)
I voted for you and I'm not Matt.

+Anonymous G — 6.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #566,933

Is the secret being vegan or a burger only diet?

·Anonymous C — 6.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #566,935

@566,929 (F)
Of course you did. You have a tiny dick and are depressed and broke as all fuck.

Not 2late for you to grown some balls and solve your depression.

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 6.8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #566,937

delete this

+Anonymous H — 6.8 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #566,941

@previous (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
delete what?

+Anonymous I — 6.8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,946

@OP
Okay, Quack.

·Anonymous F — 6.8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,948

@566,935 (C)
No, I voted for you because you're the saddest cunt. Don't overthink these things.

+quack — 6.8 years ago, 45 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,953

hello I am quack and I am drunk currently pickling beans at my in-laws I would like to announce that I have an opinion about ducky now being a prostitute which I will not share for personal reasons but be assured that I have an opinion thank you for your attention I will now resume consuming alcoholic beverages while sneakily staring at my sister in laws behind thank you bye

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 6.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,955

holy fucking shit move on

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 6.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,956

@566,935 (C)
While I certainly don't approve of the crude language used in the poll, I also voted for you, and I am also not Matthew.

·quack — 6.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,957

@566,955 (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
kindly be advised that I will gladly move on to silicon valley in a matter of weeks thank you

+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 6.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,958

@566,956 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
lol pedofilth

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 6.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,959

stop trying to hang out w me online its weird

·Anonymous C — 6.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,960

@566,956 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> While I certainly don't approve of the crude language used in the poll, I also voted for you, and I am also not Matthew.

Of course you voted for me - After all I often point out your Pedophilia - And how the Catholic Church actually encourages pedophilia yet pretends it's going to one day work on making that issue less than it is.

·Anonymous H — 6.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,961

@566,959 (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Ducks I doubt that is Quack.

·quack — 6.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,964

@previous (H)
excuse me, how dare you question my authenticity

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 6.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,965

@566,961 (H)
i have ptsd n it sounds like him

·quack — 6.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,966

@previous (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
oh, sorry

u know how they say face ur fears and I'm over it, all cool, hope I didn't do too much damage

(Edited 6 minutes later.)

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 6.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,967

@566,960 (C)
> > While I certainly don't approve of the crude language used in the poll, I also voted for you, and I am also not Matthew.
>
> Of course you voted for me - After all I lust after infant eye candy

Pretty much.

·Anonymous C — 6.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,968

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
WoW A so called Priest actually edits and inserts fake language - Then again considering your take pride in molesting children, I clearly can see how a Fake Priest wood do such.

Have places to go and adults to play with on this fyne day at the Beach.

Odd how when you were Josh on Scatchan you took pride in the love you showed those young boys.

·Anonymous I — 6.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,969

@566,957 (quack)
Why are you trying to prove to us so desperately that you're Ducky, Quack?

·quack — 6.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,970

@previous (I)
not me, I only come here like once every 6 months

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 6.8 years ago, 35 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,972

@566,968 (C)

> Have places to go and infant eye candy to ogle

I shall pray for you.

+Anonymous M — 6.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,973

I love this chan so lol you guy are great haha

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 6.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,974

@previous (M)
looooool ye

·quack — 6.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,975

@previous (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
yo I have a proposal

+Anonymous N — 6.8 years ago, 44 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,982

WTF, Is this the real ducky? I haven't been on tc for almost 3 years. You changed, dude. Also, what happened to fuckalms? I see syntax is still here, and anon M my all time favorite poster. Is bert still alive?

·Anonymous I — 6.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,983

@previous (N)
Nope it's Quack trying to make her look bad. Ducky left ages ago.

·Anonymous C — 6.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,987

@566,982 (N)
Fuckalms is on a much needed break according to On He dropped out at MC and Here at the same time

@566,972 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
>
>
> I shall pray for you.

You mean the same prayers that people gave as they were shot up and killed the last couple+ days.

NO THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

·Anonymous G — 6.8 years ago, 21 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #566,988

@566,966 (quack)
You survived the toaster bath? Damn those safety switches.

·Anonymous N — 6.7 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #571,630

necro bumping cause I'm drunk and have no idea wants going on.

·Anon X-1 — 6.7 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #571,639

@previous (N)
Quality

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