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Topic: A conversation between Bert and Catherine

+Anonymous A6.9 years ago #53,442

Bert: If you were my wife..I'd put cyanide in your coffee..
Catherine: If I were your wife, I'd drink it.

+Anonymous B6.9 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #565,890

@OP
Nice Churchill rip-off.

+Anonymous C6.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #565,898

Bert: If you were my wife..I'd put my dirty dick in your mouth
Catherine: If I were your wife, I'd take all your alcoholic laden load down my cum filled throat.

+Catherine !ttGirlsPl26.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #565,899

Bert: If you were my wife, I’ll take you to Burger King and let you have whatever on the menu.
Catherine: If I were your wife, I’ll be in jail after I cut your dick off and say in a maniacal voice, “Whose the tranny now?”

+Anonymous E6.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #565,900

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Seems a little extreme, but it would make it harder for him to rape in the future. Hmm.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo6.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #565,901

Bert: If you were my wife.. I'll make you cum to heaven..
Catherine: If I were your wife, I'll work your fucking lazy ass to hell!

·Catherine !ttGirlsPl26.9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #565,903

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
This seems realistic. I’ll work his ass off until he dies. If he is such a gentleman like he claims then he should sack up and provide for his wife.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo6.9 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #565,908

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
If you were his wife, you shud make him turn into a drag whore and sucks dicks for bucks 24/7 while you use his money to bang hot real (wo)men

·Catherine !ttGirlsPl26.9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #565,912

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
That’s a good idea, but I wouldn’t let him get near that sweet cis pussy.

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