Their names were Matt, Bert and Merrin.
Checks out.
And OP walked over to them and said "Let's compare files".
@564,860 (Negi)
> You forgot me.
So you finally admit to being a pedophile, doc. Lol you really walked straight into this.
@564,866 (Negi)
Negi Springfield#mahousensei
@previous (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
You're not Negi, I'M Negi!
@previous (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
I'M Negi and so's my wifu!
(Edited 11 seconds later.)
@previous (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
BY READING, SKIM READING, LOOKING AT, OBSERVING OR BEING OTHERWISE AWARE OF OR, INDEED, IGNOARING, NOT READING, OR BEING OTHERWISE IGNOARANT OF THIS LEGALLY BINDING DOCUMENT CONSISTING OF THIS POAST, YOU AGREE THAT I
NEGI SPRINGFIELD and I
NEGI SPRINGFIELD OANLY am the true Negi of these and all other borads, including but not exclusive to Tinychan, Minichan, 4(foar)chan, 8(eight)chan, 12(twelve)chan and all other borads currently and previously in existence and those which are yet to exist throughout the entirety of all multiverses boath real and fictional and knoawn and unknoawn.
ACCEPT NO ILLEGAL CLOANS OR IMPOSTOARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PROOF: PIC RELATED, THE CLOANS DO NOT HAVE MY NUDES AND THEREFOAR WILL NOT PRODUCE THEM WHEN CHALLENGED
SIGNED, UNDERSIGNED AND COUNTERSIGNED:
NEGI SPRINGFIELD, THE TRUE AND OFFICIAL NEGI OF THESE BORADS
DATED: TODAY AND ALL OTHER DAYS AND ALL OTHER UNITS IN WHICH TIME IS, HAS BEEN, OR MIGHT BE MEASURED, IN PERPETUITY
THE ABOVE DOCUMENT IS LEGALLY BINDING AND ITS CONTENT AS POASTED ON THESE BORADS BY MYSELF, NEGI SPRINGFIELD, REMAINS APPLICABLE EVEN IF IT IS ALTERED OR DESTROYED BY ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF, NEGI SPRINGFIELD, THE TRUE NEGI OF THESE BORADS