Today I was told Donald Trump just made the Bill of Rights law again. Thankfully I was able to repeal it after only an hour of the people having free speech.
Dogs with AK47s were found outside universal studios protecting new guests who wanted to ride the e-ticket attraction from Harry Potter land.
Hillary Clinton made me really good cookies with the delicious tears of Trump supporters baked in it.
I was able to stop Congress from working. This was easy as they already were not
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