Topic: Cats ARE Aliens

+Anonymous A — 7 years ago #53,112

Change my mind.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 7 years ago, 3 hours later[T] [B] #563,457

> Change my mind.
We can't. The reptoids obviously brainwashed you into thinking CATS ate the aliens and not reptoids
and we lack the tech to unwash you
so RIP comrade you will die as a reptoid pawn

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #563,458

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
@OP
Iirc somewhere I read that reptoids are the "masculine" form and that cats are the "feminine" form of the same race of space beings.

+Anonymous D — 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #563,459

fuck it's not that far fetched really.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #563,465

@563,458 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
> Iirc somewhere I read that reptoids are the "masculine" form and that cats are the "feminine" form of the same race of space beings.

It is probably wrotten and spreaded by dogs to turn peoples attention away from their kind. lacking of the "canine" form is a big hint.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 years ago, 10 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #563,467

@563,457 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
...that would explain how toxoplasmosis got started, but I'm having a hard time accepting this.

You could be in league with them for all I know, it's not like you've presented any conclusive proof you're not a shapeshifter or sympathizer.

@563,459 (D)
Admit it, deep down you've always known it to be true. It's only their motives that are still elusive.

+Attentionwhore !!eJIkX2lEEu — 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #563,471

@OP
> Change my mind.

But it's the truth. All hail teh kot overlurds.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #563,487

@previous (Attentionwhore !!eJIkX2lEEu)
All will hail them in due time and they shall set the world aright again, as is foretold.

+Anonymous F — 7 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #563,490

This kind of nerdy bullshit is why noone wants to post here..

+Anonymous G — 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #563,492

@previous (F)
You outing yourself as a pedophile is why everyone wants to post here. Remember that uptick in traffic?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 years ago, 18 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #563,506

@563,490 (F)
Gary Oak should've pissed on you instead of that other hobo.

·Anonymous F — 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #563,510

@previous (A)
If I ever run into that faggot I'm going to at least break one of his arms...maybe more..

What a douche..

·Anonymous G — 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #563,512

@previous (F)
Nice dodge to @563,492 (G).

The people will never forget.

·Anonymous F — 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #563,513

The ONLY time I ever diddled a sixteen year old girl was when I was 15..

·Anonymous G — 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #563,514

@previous (F)
Cool story. Hey did you ever follow through with that legal suit threat against On? Oh what am I saying, of course you didn't.

+Jim !a9Y4fazouc — 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #563,518

@563,513 (F)

+Barack Obama — 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #563,520

As an eternal God Emperor I can confirm this.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #563,521

@563,510 (F)
Nice power fantasy, gramps... but I don't think your heart could handle the strain. You should think of your health a bit and try to be less of a bitter boomer.

+Anonymous J — 7 years ago, 23 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #563,554

cats are just small demons

·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 years ago, 12 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #563,563

@previous (J)
This is a valid theory, but surely some are grater demons?

·Anonymous J — 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #563,564

@previous (A)
Depends, do they grate cheese or something else?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #563,566

@previous (J)
Cheese, catnip, and souls.

·Trump — 7 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #563,754

·Anonymous A (OP) — 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #563,769

@previous (Trump)
Nice coverup attempt, g-man.

+Anonymous K — 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #563,788

there's very rare situations in life where kitty can really be the answer to all your problems.

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