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There was Jessica, Brittany,
Lori and Whitney....
Liz & Amber & a BITCH who Bit Me!
Carrie & Mary, Rachel, Natasha,
Agnes, Adina, and A Prosti' named 'SASHA',
Katherine & Kat,
Though the latter was FAT!
Jocelyn & Melissa,
But let's leave it at That!
And I can't forget SHAI,
The Former Trap House Queen
She rode me like a MACHINE,
When we were Both known to FIEND!

I Fucked a Chick named HOLLY,
When I was on MOLLY...
Hell, one Night when I was Feeling FRISKY,
I even Messed-Around with the Fat Slut, MISTY...
Her HEP-C just MISSED ME!
Fucked 3 ASIAN HOES,
Got'em out-of-they-CLOTHES!
My Dick in they Mouth,
they Striking a POSE!

At the Karaoke Bar, I drank Strongbow Cider
Then found a Tim Hortons Bitch & Nutted Inside'er
Most girls don't like it when you kiss-and-tell
Well I had Anal Intercourse with Brittany Adel;)
Fucked a Medical student by the name of Carrie
I like my girls Un-shaven, but NOT too hairy!
Now I know that this Rap is gonna ruffle some feathers
But I once fooled around with a chick named Heather
I could rhyme all day about the Bitches I boned
Or you could just ask Yo MaMA how I made her Moan;

I'm FINISHED with the Drug Life!
Tryin' to Find A Thug Wife
To Help Me Pull Scams
And Give Money $$ to My Fams
You Know I used to Smoke Grams
And I ain't Talkin' bout Weed
But now a 12-Step Program is what I really Need
Friends Want me to Succeed
Hear My Emotions As they Bleed
Off to Rehab Soon,
Done With DOPE & GREED!

///Cayenne Ryan \\\

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

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