Topic: holy shit syntax is real
+Anonymous A — 7 years ago #53,097
I used to think the user that goes by the handle of "syntax" that posts here was a joke. A bad dream envisioned by an unwashed incel from behind his keyboard to spread misery and pain through his daily mutilation of the english language.
As it turns out, he is not alone and there are others like him who write in the same dumbass style. I use a website called thelayoff.com occasionally for rumors on upcoming firings and the like. Naturally this place is filled with gossipping old men(at least my industry) and lo and behold if you dropped syntax in there you would be hard pressed to find him again.
Take a gander at this beauty for example:
> Opportunity for all. Stand.
> People get ready there is a train a comin’ And we shall be on board that train and rise from the valleys of this downturn back to the peaks of production .
> I've been fortunate to be able to see those mountain tops and look over And yes, I've seen the Promised Land. I may not get there with you. But I want you to know that, those who remain, will get to the Promised Land. So let us now all sing Our early morning singing song , .,
> Gliddy gloop gloopy
> Nibby nobby nooby
> La la la lo lo
> Sabba sibby sabba
> Nooby abba dabba
> Le le ke lo lo
> dooby ooby walla
> dooby abba dabba
> dooby dooby walla wo wo
Yes, this is a real response to a simple question about potential upcoming layoffs. I have reported all of these old fucks since i first realized they were infesting that place and with any luck they may drop dead of their own volition before the banhammer does it for them. Just letting you guys know, to be safe and frosty out there. These pedophilic fucks are more in number than one realises.
As it turns out, he is not alone and there are others like him who write in the same dumbass style. I use a website called thelayoff.com occasionally for rumors on upcoming firings and the like. Naturally this place is filled with gossipping old men(at least my industry) and lo and behold if you dropped syntax in there you would be hard pressed to find him again.
Take a gander at this beauty for example:
> Opportunity for all. Stand.
> People get ready there is a train a comin’ And we shall be on board that train and rise from the valleys of this downturn back to the peaks of production .
> I've been fortunate to be able to see those mountain tops and look over And yes, I've seen the Promised Land. I may not get there with you. But I want you to know that, those who remain, will get to the Promised Land. So let us now all sing Our early morning singing song , .,
> Gliddy gloop gloopy
> Nibby nobby nooby
> La la la lo lo
> Sabba sibby sabba
> Nooby abba dabba
> Le le ke lo lo
> dooby ooby walla
> dooby abba dabba
> dooby dooby walla wo wo
Yes, this is a real response to a simple question about potential upcoming layoffs. I have reported all of these old fucks since i first realized they were infesting that place and with any luck they may drop dead of their own volition before the banhammer does it for them. Just letting you guys know, to be safe and frosty out there. These pedophilic fucks are more in number than one realises.
+Anonymous B — 7 years ago, 12 minutes later[T] [B] #563,351
How long are you banned from MC Matt?
+Anonymous C — 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #563,352
+Anonymous D — 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #563,353
@previous (C)
https://minichan.org/topic/87647
My name is Matthew Rosteet Miller, and I like to post pedophile shit at all hours of the night
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 hours ago
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(or not, because I'm banned).
(Edited 6 minutes later by a moderator.)
https://minichan.org/topic/87647
My name is Matthew Rosteet Miller, and I like to post pedophile shit at all hours of the night
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 hours ago
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(or not, because I'm banned).
(Edited 6 minutes later by a moderator.)
+Anonymous E — 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #563,355
+Anonymous F — 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #563,365
Tl;dr
+Anonymous G — 7 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #563,427
+Anonymous H — 7 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #563,428
who's syntax?
+Anonymous I — 7 years ago, 40 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #563,429
...
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·Anonymous F — 7 years ago, 13 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #563,432
+Anonymous J — 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #563,434
Syntax, Syntax, bo-byntax
Banana-fana fo-fyntax
Fee-fi-mo-myntax
Syntax!
Banana-fana fo-fyntax
Fee-fi-mo-myntax
Syntax!
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