Topic: Are turtles in league with reptilian saints in the war against humanity? A TCNN news brief.
+💨🦎🚀⚔️ !!wfUKggA6s1 — 7 years ago #53,058
Florida Man Threatens To Conquer Planet Earth With His Army Of Turtles
> BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. - A man yelling obscenities, calling himself a saint and threatening to send his turtle army to destroy everyone has been arrested, according to an affidavit from the Indialantic Police Department.
> Officers responded to at least seven calls about disturbances at Starbucks Coffee, Surfanista Café and Sassy Granny’s Smoothies along N. Miramar Avenue.
> Thomas Devaney Lane, 61, went with an officer to the police department, where he yelled at the dispatcher in the lobby while pounding on the walls and glass, police said.
> Lane then left the department but was later located at a 7-Eleven on Fifth Avenue.
> As an officer stood by, Lane called 911 and told the operator, “I need to leave now or you will all be sorry you (expletive) with the saint,” according to the affidavit.
> Police said Lane refused to leave his car, so an officer forcibly removed him and placed him under arrest.
Are turtles the latest threat in the war for Terra?
Will the dogs with AK47s out of NY side with the turtle terrorists?
Why are reptilian saints getting involved, is reptoid morale low?
Moar @ 11.
·💨🦎🚀⚔️ !!wfUKggA6s1 (OP) — 7 years ago, 49 seconds later[T] [B] #563,086
+Anonymous B — 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #563,092
Not going to start worrying until they start naming themselves after Renaissance artists
+Anonymous C — 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #563,094
This type of post makes me ashamed to post here..
+Anonymous D — 7 years ago, 26 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #563,095
+Anonymous E — 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #563,097
·💨🦎🚀⚔️ !!wfUKggA6s1 (OP) — 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #563,098
@563,092 (B)What if some of the renaissance artists were reptoids themselves?
@563,094 (C)
Of all the things you have to be ashamed of, you're worried about posting here? damlol
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