Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: Scarlett Johansson is engaged..
+Anonymous A — 7.1 years ago #53,015

Damn it...I always wanted to get with her..
+Anonymous B — 7.1 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #562,356

Stick with doing your own mother, because Scarlett would throw up with just one view of your obese body.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #562,357
I bet if I slipped her a roofie and she woke up while I was jackhammering that nice snatch she would squirt all over me..
+Anonymous C — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #562,361
@previous (A)
> I bet if I slipped her a roofie and she woke up while I was jackhammering that nice snatch she would squirt all over me..
Bert has all the best romance lines.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #562,367
@562,356 (B)
Damn that's a nice pic...not too far from perfect..
How can you see that and be an atheist..
+Anonymous D — 7.1 years ago, 9 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #562,408
Oh good, another Bert thread.
+Anonymous E — 7 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #562,443
@562,356 (B)
I want a big poster like that to hang on the wall..
+Anonymous F — 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #562,444
@previous (E)
When will your money run out?
+Anonymous G — 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #562,445
@562,443 (E)
Get one of your mother nude.
·Anonymous E — 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #562,451
@562,444 (F)
I guess I will spill the beans..
I'm a millionaire...and as of now I quit this board..
·Anonymous G — 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #562,452
@previous (E)
Get a poster of your mother nude.
+Anonymous H — 7 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #562,453
@562,451 (E)
Yea will this won't buy you a loaf of bread anymore.
+Anonymous I — 7 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #562,535
+Anonymous J — 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #562,541
@previous (I)
No I am 12 what is this
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