Topic: i am almost as useless as bert

+emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 7.3 years ago #52,951

feels like it

+Anonymous B — 7.3 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #561,602

Listen fatstuff...if you didnt have boobs and that fish hole you would be the most useless person ever..

+Anonymous C — 7.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #561,604

@previous (B)
> Listen fatstuff...if you didnt have boobs and that fish hole you would be the most useless person ever..

Pick-up line of the year contender.

+Anonymous D — 7.3 years ago, 46 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #561,606

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7.3 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #561,629

@561,604 (C)
bruhhh looooooool

+Anonymous E — 7.3 years ago, 27 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #561,630

@561,602 (B)

+Anonymous F — 7.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #561,631

@OP
Nobody is as useless as FagBert.

·Anonymous E — 7.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #561,632

@previous (F)

Right. The only job Bert can hold down is giving blow jobs to black guys. That is only because he offers the "Cheapest BJ in K-Town".

·Anonymous B — 7.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #561,636

@previous (E)
And yet I've I've worked for 90% of 36 years..

How about YOU..

·Anonymous E — 7.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #561,639

@previous (B)

Blowing black guys isn't actually a job.

·Anonymous B — 7.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #561,644

@previous (E)
So your answer is about five years..

Thanks..

+Anonymous G — 7.3 years ago, 55 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #561,645

@previous (B)
You saw it here, folks. Bert just admitted to spending 5 solid years blowing black guys.

·Anonymous B — 7.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #561,647

@previous (G)
Itt: silly anons use multiple uids to behave like idiots..

·Anonymous E — 7.3 years ago, 19 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #561,648

@561,644 (B)

Nice madpost, blackguycockholsterbert.

·Anonymous G — 7.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #561,651

@561,647 (B)
Did you enjoy the 5 solid years you spent blowing black guys? I bet you didn't even take breaks, did you?

·Anonymous D — 7.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #561,693

@561,636 (B)
> And yet I've I've worked for 90% of 36 years..
>
>
> How about YOU..

but you've been homeless for 90% of your posting history you wad

·Anonymous B — 7.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #561,696

@previous (D)

·Anonymous D — 7.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #561,699

@previous (B)
uhhhh

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #561,722

loool

·Anonymous B — 7.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #561,726

@previous (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Mmmmm...one last goddamn chance for you to respond to me...instead of leaving lil lol comments in my threads..

You ever had a White man..

+Anonymous H — 7.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #561,728

@previous (B)
No question she has been with white men. Doubt she has ever been with a 55 year old drunk, who still lives with his mother.

·Anonymous E — 7.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #561,729

@previous (H)

Usually young girls don't go for older guys unless they are loaded. Bert is only loaded with booze.

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #561,730

@previous (E)
what else does an older man have to offer a younger woman

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7.3 years ago, 11 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #561,731

@561,726 (B)
yeah have you

·Anonymous B — 7.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #561,733

@previous (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
A good spanking is what you need girl..

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7.3 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #561,734

@previous (B)
i like guys with money and property

·Anonymous B — 7.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #561,740

@previous (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> i like guys with money and property

Well..I like grown up chicks...guess I'm out of luck with you..

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7.3 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #561,742

@previous (B)
ok

+Anonymous I — 7.3 years ago, 5 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #561,743

@561,734 (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
bert has a weeks salary. He is however too weak to continue working.

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7.3 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #561,744

@previous (I)
sucks lol

·Anonymous B — 7.3 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #561,746

@561,743 (I)
Nothing weak about me old man..

·Anonymous E — 7.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #561,753

@561,730 (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

Literally nothing.

·Anonymous E — 7.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #561,756

@561,746 (B)

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #561,759

@561,753 (E)
lmfao

+Anonymous J — 7.3 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #561,794

I love you but I have nothing to offer you.

·Anonymous G — 7.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #561,795

@previous (J)
Okay, Quack.

+Anonymous K — 7.3 years ago, 11 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #561,822

@previous (G)
I wish. I would hold Ducky while she read the stars. I would have held Ducky while she tripped to other dimensions. She would have experienced the ultimate reality in my arms. But I can't. I smell too bad and I'm too poor.

·Anonymous D — 7.3 years ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #561,937

@561,740 (B)
> > i like guys with money and property
>
>
> Well..I like grown up chicks...guess I'm out of luck with you..

says the dude who posts cp and is obsessed with triptych 😂

+Anonymous L — 7.3 years ago, 6 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #561,949

@561,636 (B)
But you're in your 50s

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #561,950

wtf

·Anonymous B — 7.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #561,952

@previous (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
What..

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