Topic: Donald Trump has to check his anus with a mirror every time he leaves the house (fake news debunked)
+Anonymous A — 7.2 years ago #52,794
DONALD TRUMP HAS TO CHECK HIS ANUS IN A MIRROR BEFORE HE LEAVES THE HOUSE
This myth says Donald Trump has to check his anus every time he leaves his house. The myth goes further and says he has to check his anus WHEREVER he goes. Whether he is in a restaurant, in a plane, on a bus, at a conference, in bed with his wife or spending time with his children - he has to make his excuses and go somewhere he can check his anus - either in a mirror at the establishment he is visiting or in a special mirror he keeps with an extendable handle that allows him to check his anus.
Here is how we know this is not true:
1. Why would Donald Trump - or anyone - keep checking their anus? There is no reason to.
2. Donald Trump is the busiest man in the world. He doesn’t have the time to check his anus as often as people say he does. If he was to check his anus even half the amount of times people allege, he wouldn’t be able to get anything done.
3. Donald Trump is the richest man in the world. If he wanted to check his anus he could pay for someone to do it rather than do it himself - or he could design a contraption that could be placed in his backside to monitor his anus for him without the need to constantly check
CONCLUSION: FAKE NEWS
+Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd — 7.2 years ago, 9 minutes later[T] [B] #559,774
@OPenis
Nice shitpost.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7.2 years ago, 40 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #559,777
@previous (Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd)·Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd — 7.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #559,778
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #559,779
@previous (Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd)
Sir, our independent research has verified that you are
not a doctor. You are fake news.
·Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd — 7.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #559,781
@previous (A)
Nice effort.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #559,783
@previous (Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd)
Fake news.
·Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd — 7.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #559,784
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #559,785
@previous (Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd)
Fake news.
·Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd — 7.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #559,786
+Donald Q. Trump — 7.2 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #559,828

I'm the master of freedom. Obama is the one that is keeping me from shutting down the Federal Reserve.
(Edited 21 seconds later.)
·Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd — 7.2 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #559,829
@previous (Donald Q. Trump)+Anonymous D — 7.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #559,830
@previous (Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd)
Seeing Chris' image utilized by a quality Doc again brings a tear to my eye.
+Anonymous E — 7.1 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #560,067
Ummm... y'all weird hahaha
+Jim !a9Y4fazouc — 7.1 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #560,073
+Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #560,074
@559,829 (Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd)·Jim !a9Y4fazouc — 7.1 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #560,075
·Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #560,076
@previous (Jim !a9Y4fazouc)
Underrated comment.
·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #560,077
@previous (Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd)·Jim !a9Y4fazouc — 7.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #560,094
·Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd — 7.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #560,098
@previous (Jim !a9Y4fazouc)·Anonymous A (OP) — 7.1 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #560,110
@previous (Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd)·Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd — 7.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #560,111
·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #560,112
@560,098 (Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd)·Jim !a9Y4fazouc — 7.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #560,117
·Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd — 7.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #560,124
@previous (Jim !a9Y4fazouc)·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #560,133
@previous (Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd)·Jim !a9Y4fazouc — 7.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #560,134
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7.1 years ago, 3 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #560,242
Donald Trump would never check his anus with a mirror. Don't believe this vicious rumor
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