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Topic: Eco Gets Jumped by 2 CrackHeads @ the Salvation Army; Fuckin' OWNS Them!

+Eco — 7.3 years ago #52,661

Copy of Album Cover Template - Made.jpgI Just got JUMPED by 2 CrackHeads by the Homeless Shelter
Who DIdn't Know that I could FIGHT like a Fuckin' Black Belt'er...
Walked Away without a Scratch, and then I Smoked a Batch
Of the BOMBEST WEED, just to Calm My Needs...
Put your Mind to it, And you SHALL SUCCEED!

All I Did was WALK by the Salvation Army
When a Couple of Punks Stepped out and Tried to Harm me...
They Wanted 'CAYENNE RYAN' Dead, So I Stomped they Fuckin' Head
Then I went home and simply Toasted some Bread
And Lay in my Bed, My Knuckles all Red...

If I see them again, I'll Bring my Uncle Pat,
My Big, Biker Cousin Dustin and a Baseball BAT!
Walk Away wit' a TEARDROP TAT,
They Wanna Rumble, Let's Show'em where it's At!

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