Topic: Murrin wants to cry about Satan...

+Anonymous A — 7.3 years ago #52,646

But all his crying keeps making my Hail Satan thread one of the hottest topics for the past several days. Seems counter productive.

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.3 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #558,684

My dear friend, nothing will make me happpier than for your thread to remain on the front page of this forum for years to come. It contains one of the funniest instances of auto-annihilation I've ever seen:

Damien: "Post a link to where I said more than one pedophile! You can't you moron because it doesn't exist!"

(link gets posted)

Damien: "Errr....that was auto correct...yeah that's it, auto correct. It just so happens that the one time my auto correct 'misrepresented' me is the exact same post that proves me a liar, wouldn't you know it!"

As for the topic of Satan, I don't believe I've ever "cried" about him. I merely try and warn folk of his insidious influence in our society, whether it be encouraging people to murder one another, abuse children, lie about being veterans, and so on.

God bless you my friend, I wish you a pleasant day!

(Edited 7 minutes later.)

+Anonymous C — 7.3 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #558,685

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You cannot even cite one case where the Pope turned in a pedophile to the police.
Even a convicted pedophile Cardinal, has not been excommunicated by the Pope.

Pope must be under the control by Satan.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #558,686

@previous (C)
Dear lord, can we not keep this issue to one thread? It seems every time I post around here you start talking about abusing children. It's like I unlock something inside you.

Anyway, to address your (ludicrous) question for the 14,000th time: how do you know they are "pedophiles" BEFORE they've been "turned in to the police"? Your question is loaded. And can you cite an instance of Greg Penner personally turning in one of the 2,300,000 Walmart employees to the police?

And the reason he has not been excommunicated yet is because the case is not finished. Pell is appealing the ruling based on a "fundamental irregularity" in his trial. Have patience my child. Why are you so keen to see the criminal justice system overthrown and mob rule become the norm?

+Anonymous D — 7.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #558,690

@OP
Lol you're really bad at not feeding trolls.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 7.3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #558,695

@previous (D)

I give them a thread to cry on.

·Anonymous D — 7.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #558,696

@previous (A)
It seems you're the one crying, just sayin.

+Anonymous E — 7.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #558,705

@previous (D)
hes not tho lol

·Anonymous D — 7.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #558,711

@previous (E)
One UID bud

·Anonymous E — 7.3 years ago, 23 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #558,714

@previous (D)
could say that to every anon here bud say something suprising

·Anonymous D — 7.3 years ago, 44 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #558,719

@previous (E)
So you admit to being crybaby OP? Thanks, that'll be all.

(Edited 48 seconds later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 7.3 years ago, 53 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #558,721

@558,696 (D)

I'm perfectly clam, dude. Also, Anon E is not me.

·Anonymous D — 7.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #558,722

@previous (A)
You realize posting from a different UID even as the same person will still show what you just screenshotted, right? That picture doesn't prove you aren't them. All it proves is that it isn't Anon E's UID. (which we already knew just from your name)

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous E — 7.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #558,724

@previous (D)
Ok well your unsubstantiated claim can just as easily be dismissed with no evidence so bye felicia

·Anonymous D — 7.3 years ago, 30 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #558,726

@previous (E)
I didn't ask you to believe me. I accused you of being OP. Of which I still stand by. Nothing has changed, OP.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 7.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #558,734

@558,722 (D)

You sure seem obsessed. Still not Anon E, tho.

·Anonymous D — 7.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #558,740

@previous (A)
You seem upset, Anon E.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 7.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #558,747

@previous (D)

I'm perfectly clam, dude. Still not anon E, tho.

·Anonymous D — 7.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #558,748

@previous (A)
Okay, Anon E.

+Anonymous F — 7.3 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #558,749

@previous (D)
Keep it to one uid Anon E and OP.

·Anonymous D — 7.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #558,752

@previous (F)
Okay, Anon E and OP.

+Anonymous G — 7.3 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #558,769

I came to the realization that if God exists then he isn't in the Catholic Church. That institution never had God or cared about God and only cared about painting themselves as God. No truly loving God would embrace cardinals or priest raping altar boys. I am getting the sense that this has been going on for the past millennia even. God isn't there. He's not with that church and I'm sure He reserves his most critical judgment of their every move. If you truly believe in an all loving God then the Catholic Church isn't going to be where you find Him.

·WrongName !4xUfreuqD2 — 7.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #558,793

@previous (G)
Well I've been saving this one but everyone knows the old saying by now:

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"

Epicurus

·Anonymous G — 7.3 years ago, 19 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #558,814

@previous (WrongName !4xUfreuqD2)

Epicurus was applying human morality to something that can’t be applied to. God doesn’t have to answer to our morality.

·Anonymous E — 7.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #558,816

@previous (G)
Actually since we're in his image everything about him is applied to us...

+Anonymous H — 7.3 years ago, 45 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #558,817

God? What is with this God. What is this God good for? 100,000 kids are raped by ministers of the church (mostly Catholic) All in the name of God.

I have several cans of old paint. They have more value than any God. Old paint is probably drying up and will soon be disposed.

·Anonymous F — 7.3 years ago, 38 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #558,818

@previous (H)
> I have several cans of old paint. They have more value than any God.

The turds I drop off each day in the toilet has more value than god.

·Anonymous H — 7.3 years ago, 34 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #558,819

@previous (F)
Hey, that is copy-pasta of exactly what I have said about God in the past.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #558,821

@558,793 (WrongName !4xUfreuqD2)
> Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.

Or, he gave mankind free will. You seem to want God to be a fascist dictator who controls every part of your life and governs all of your actions and choices.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #558,822

@558,816 (E)
> Actually since we're in his image everything about him is applied to us...

False logic. Rembrandt's 'Altman' self-portrait was made in the image of its creator. It doesn't follow that "everything" about the creator applies to the creation. The latter does not have living blood and tissue for example.

Do you begin to see how your 'logic' was utterly moronic, and led you to a correspondingly idiotic conclusion? Think before you write things my boy. You will look less foolish.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.3 years ago, 58 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #558,823

@558,819 (H)
> Hey, that is copy-pasta of exactly what I have said about God in the past.

It never stops being edgy. That's why he wanted to repeat it.

·Anonymous E — 7.3 years ago, 28 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #558,825

@558,821 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Uh since he threatens everyone with ETERNAL suffering for like 80 years of "free will" (with loads of rules and regulations) then I'd say dictator is a perfect description and you said it first!

@558,822 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Actually since god is supposedly in everything then he absolutely has blood and tissue. Also Jesus was supposed to be him in blood and tissue form but that's a debate for someone who cares about the lore.

·Anonymous G — 7.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #558,826

Father Merrin, God is not with you. Shut up.

·Anonymous D — 7.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #558,828

@previous (G)
Why are you letting a troll anger you?

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #558,830

@558,825 (E)
> Uh since he threatens everyone with ETERNAL suffering for like 80 years of "free will"

Biblical citation needed.

> I'd say dictator is a perfect description and you said it first!

Anon E: "I like to kill people"
Me: "So you're a murderer then?"
Anon E: "Yes, and you said it first!"

> Actually since god is supposedly in everything

That's Pantheism you dolt. Dear Lord you're really not very bright are you?

> then he absolutely has blood and tissue.

You've been talking about the wrong religion all along :)))))))))))))

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.3 years ago, 21 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #558,831

@558,826 (G)
> Father Merrin, God is not with you.

Yes He is.

> Shut up.

No :)

·Anonymous E — 7.3 years ago, 18 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #558,849

@558,830 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Pantheism gives your god an out, unless you want to scientifically explain where he is or where the soul is located in the human body?

·Anonymous G — 7.3 years ago, 9 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #558,858

@558,831 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Why do you believe that God would approve your child raping ways?

·MadAboutNamefag — 7.3 years ago, 48 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #558,860

@previous (G)
Why are you letting a troll anger you?

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.3 years ago, 9 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #558,872

@558,858 (G)
> Why do you believe that God would approve child raping ways?

He doesn't. Therefore you should stop, post-haste.

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