Topic: how to lie about a job to my parents?

+emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 7.4 years ago #52,454

hey how do I lie and spin some kind of story about a job? I have no idea man. I want them to believe I have a job so I can move out. I cant move out atm bcos theyll be like what money? what is a good job to fake. I have no idea probly nothing I can do, I'm awful liar with very retarded understanding of the adult world

+Syntax — 7.4 years ago, 3 hours later[T] [B] #556,889

Ducks what happened to that slinging hash job you had?

And where do you go when pretending you're at work?

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7.4 years ago, 45 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #556,890

@previous (Syntax)
sorry what. also my side is really hurting. e right now I dont eana be breath heavy I want to take a full breath but if I do oh my God ow ow ow ow what is this a stroke hahaha my heart hahaahah ow

·Syntax — 7.4 years ago, 30 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #556,891

@previous (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

Not a stroke just a panic attack.

slinging hash job you had?

sling hash. Serve food in a restaurant, especially a cheap establishment. For example, The only job she could find was slinging hash in the neighborhood diner. This term alludes to the inelegant presentation and nature of the food, in effect, tossing hash before a customer. [ Slang; mid-1800s]
Sling hash - Idioms by The Free Dictionary

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #556,893

@previous (Syntax)
no my lung hurted it's ok now

·Syntax — 7.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #556,894

@previous (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

Good - Now why not apply for a new job so you can move out of parents place

+Anonymous C — 7.4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #556,895

All these fakes talking to each other is really stupid.

The originals would be so much more funny, you idiots can't even keep your stories straight!

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #556,896

@556,894 (Syntax)
oh my God forget I asked anything

+Anonymous D — 7.4 years ago, 21 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #556,897

Lol Syntax grinds down yet another poster.

·Syntax — 7.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #556,898

@previous (D)

Well hell I like ducky a bunch as a friend but it's not healthy helping her lie to parents.

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 7.4 years ago, 51 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #556,901

Just make a Twitch and receive neckbeard donations. Be sure to show lots of cleavage

+Anonymous F — 7.4 years ago, 37 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #556,902

@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
> lots of cleavage
That she has in excess.

Morbid good to see you here again.

+Anonymous G — 7.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #556,906

tell them you're gay

·Anonymous C — 7.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #556,908

The REAL ducky would be old enough to ratify her own independence by now...

FAKE CONFIRMED

+Anonymous H — 7.4 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #556,923

@OP
Why do you need to lie about having a job? You're an adult, you can live anywhere you choose.

+Anonymous I — 7.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #556,924

@OP

So you want them to think you have money to move out then you're going to latch on to some dude to keep you up?

+Anonymous J — 7.4 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #556,979

Wat? Just get a job.

·Anonymous C — 7.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #556,991

@previous (J)
Yeah make some money!

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7.4 years ago, 12 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,022

hehehe

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7.4 years ago, 48 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,023

@556,897 (D)
hahahahahaa I jus read this

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,027

I started escorting so, I'm making mad money n waanna move out

+Anonymous K — 7.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,028

@previous (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Sex sells. Move on out then homie

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,029

@previous (K)
yes but they gotta know I am good 2 go, n not homeless, but I couldnt figure out how to spin a lie
well I just decided I'll go to school for massage it works out. I can say im a massage therapist in a few years

+Anon Z2 — 7.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,037

@previous (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Hep A B C - AIDS

Escorts pick up a variety of bugs as they go about their business. How much is ex in Germany willing to pay for a go.

·Anonymous D — 7.4 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,038

@557,027 (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> I started escorting so, I'm making mad money n waanna move out

How much do you charge for a fuck? What about oral? Anal?

·Anonymous I — 7.4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,040

@557,029 (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Would you lend me a handle for ten bucks

·Namebro !4xUfreuqD2 — 7.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,047

@557,037 (Anon Z2)
Legalization and regulation work so well in Scandinavian nations where the religious guilt stigma isn't beaten into every child.

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,057

@previous (Namebro !4xUfreuqD2)
it not illegal in canada either

@557,038 (D)
a lot

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

·Anonymous F — 7.4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,060

@previous (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
ducky a question. Is this something you would want a child of yours to do?

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,061

@previous (F)
probly not but I also wudnt want them smoking weed

·Anonymous D — 7.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,066

@557,057 (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

> a lot

What's your price? How much for anal?

+Anonymous M — 7.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,067

@557,061 (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
https://tinychan.org/topic/52210#reply_556957

+Anonymous N — 7.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,069

@previous (M)
wat, i was misled, i figured this link would lead to her saying she would let her kids smok weed

·Anonymous K — 7.4 years ago, 51 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,073

@557,029 (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
money yo that works. keep it up and you'll make it in the clear. not too hard of a try I think coz that lie seems pretty plausible. get it son

+Anonymous O — 7.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,080

In all seriousness gay porn pays pretty good and they're always looking for new people. It's just for money, you don't need to be gay in your personal relationships if you don't want. Also the guys get tested nowadays so STDs aren't as big of a problem as they used to be. If you don't want to do hardcore penetration you could just do oral.

·Anon Z4 — 7.4 years ago, 46 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,081

@previous (O)
> so STDs aren't as big of a problem as they used to be

Russian Roulette - One bullet or 3 or 4
lolololol

·Anonymous C — 7.4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,082

@previous (Anon Z4)
Walking down the street, drinking beer, driving your car, everything is a gamble.

The point is now it's safer than ever to have sex with legitimate sex workers than it is drive to gramdma's house for the holiday.

·Syntax — 7.4 years ago, 38 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,083

@previous (C)
I did this for a simple search of Safe

Question to Google was: "how often are prostitutes harmed by customers"

The result is NOT SO MUCH SO GOOD.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violence_against_prostitutes

Starts off with:

Women working in prostitution experience more levels of violence against them than women working in other fields. In 2004 the homicide rate for female sex workers in the United States was estimated to be 204 per 100,000, although this figure mixes illegal work with legal work.

This figure is considerably higher than that for the next riskiest occupations in the United States during a similar period (4 per 100,000 for female liquor store workers and 29 per 100,000 for male taxicab drivers). The prevalence of violence against prostitutes varies by location.

A study of female prostitutes in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada over the age of 14 who used illicit drugs other than marijuana found that 57% of prostitutes experienced some form of gender-based violence over an 18-month period. However, a study of 1,000 female (both cisgender and transgender) sex-workers in Phnom Penh, Cambodia found 93% of women surveyed had been the victim of rape in the past year.

That is the physical stuff MINUS Dreaded Virus Bacteria Fungi

Jump down to

Psychological
Psychological abuse, also referred to as mental abuse or emotional abuse is characterized by a person subjecting or exposing another to behavior that may result in psychological trauma, including anxiety, chronic depression, or post-traumatic stress disorder. The United Nations Population Fund says that this type of violence "includes, but is not limited to, being insulted (e.g. called derogatory names) or made to feel bad about oneself; being humiliated or belittled in front of other people; being threatened with loss of custody of one's children; being confined or isolated from family or friends; being threatened with harm to oneself or someone one cares about; repeated shouting, inducing fear through intimidating words or gestures; controlling behavior; and the destruction of possessions."

There are certain types of psychological or emotional abuse that sex workers are more prone to such as denial of basic needs, forced drug or alcohol consumption, and being arrested for carrying condoms to name a few.[13] Women working in prostitution are especially vulnerable to psychological abuse, particularly verbal abuse, because many customers and other members of society view them as "whores" or as generally undesirable women. Often verbal abuse will occur either while the service is being given, or after it has been given and the customer is not satisfied. In both these cases, verbal abuse can be a precursor to sexual violence from the client.

In one study, 78% of sex-workers reported having experienced emotional or psychological abuse in their lifetime.

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7.4 years ago, 9 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,087

@557,066 (D)
ion do anal

@557,069 (N)
same

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,088

@557,083 (Syntax)
life is exciting

·Anonymous D — 7.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,090

@557,087 (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> ion do anal

A blow job then. How much?

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,092

@previous (D)
hehe

·Namebro !4xUfreuqD2 — 7.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,093

@557,090 (D)
Stop soliciting prostitution on this site

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7.4 years ago, 33 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,094

@previous (Namebro !4xUfreuqD2)
LMAOOO

·Anonymous L — 7.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #557,095

@previous (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
How much would you charge to piss on Donald Trump.

·emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 7.4 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #557,102

@previous (L)
a lot

·Anonymous L — 7.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #557,103

@previous (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I do have lots of money. So give me an idea of how much because well just because I do want Trump pissed on.
You could even subcontract the work and just take a cut.

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