Topic: How I'd kill myself
+Anonymous A — 7.4 years ago #52,445
If I killed myself, this is how I’d do it. You got to do it right. I’d get a job fixing people’s computers. Like at Geek Squad or something like that. I’d go over to someone’s house when we get a call. I’d get on their computer, take a look a bit, and then say “excuse me ma’am, can I use your bathroom real quick?” So I’d get in the bathroom, lock the door, shit and piss over everything, stab myself in the legs and wrists so there’s blood everywhere, and then shoot myself. The stabbing part is important because if you just shoot yourself in the head it might not empty out all the blood and you want as big of a mess as possible. So some time would pass, and she’d start wondering why you’re in the bathroom so long. But think about it. You don’t want to interrupt someone in the bathroom right? It’s weird. But then half an hour goes by, an hour, two hours, and you’re still in the bathroom and the door is locked and you’re not working on their computer like they expect. So I don’t know what happens later or if/when they kick down the door or pick the lock or something, but once they get inside, they find your shit, piss and blood everywhere and a dead body. They make a call to get their computer fixed and get this instead. There’s no amount of therapy in the world that can fix that psychological damage when they open the door. So there you go.
+Anonymous B — 7.4 years ago, 2 hours later[T] [B] #556,846
I'd use a hammer.
+Anonymous C — 7.4 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #556,851
Why would you traumatize someone who did nothing to you? Do it to your mom for not swallowing.
+Omen !!WhT+nWEl9v — 7.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #556,859
@OP
Yeah, everyone waits for hours after hearing a gunshot...
·Anonymous A (OP) — 7.4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #556,860
@previous (Omen !!WhT+nWEl9v)
You could use a silencer and turn the bathroom fan on. That would be even better actually, especially if they're in a liberal state where silencers are restricted. Leave a bunch of high capacity magazines lying around also. This way, they also get in trouble for weapons violations! Lol!
+Anonymous E — 7.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #556,862
You are a massive asshole!
+Anonymous F — 7.4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #556,863
@previous (E)
dont temp fakebert
·Omen !!WhT+nWEl9v — 7.4 years ago, 6 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #556,868
@556,860 (A)
Don't bring me into it, I'm not going to off myself.
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