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Topic: They Tell Me I Should Rap about POSITIVE STUFF! If Life’s A Game of Poker I Be Callin’ Yo BLUFF!

+'Cayenne Ryan'7.5 years ago #52,303

howtoplaypoker.jpgPeople Tell Me I Should Rap about POSITIVE STUFF!
But If Life’s A Game of Poker, I Be Callin’ Yo BLUFF!
If You Dis-Respect, I Will Break Yo' NECK!
Steal Your Bank-Book, and Write A Blank CHEQUE!
People Wanna Hear Me Rhyme About Kittens And Roses!
Not Killing My Room-Mates, Or Breakin’ They Noses!

They Only Like My Posts, When They Ain’t About DRUGS!
When I Talk About Church, And Givin’ People HUGS!
I CAN’T BE A SAINT, Like Every Single Day!
So I Scrape Away Tha Paint, Let My Demons Come Ta Play!
Lately, I Can’t Find A Bitch, So Perhaps I’ll Turn GAY!
At Least I Know A Playa Won’t Get Burned That Way!

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