Topic: I Sip A GINGERBREAD LATTE! Do Ninjutsu & KARATE! I'm Trained to Break Bones & Dance Like Tom Jones!
+Eco — 7.5 years ago #52,300
I Sip a GINGERBREAD LATTE
Do Ninjutsu and KARATE!
Yeah, I’m Trained to Break Bones!
And I Dance Like Tom Jones!
I Know Ancient JAPANESE…Warfare Shit
Can Dislocate Your Joints; Make you throw a Fit!
Can Rip Your Windpipe Open With My Bare Hands!
Yeah, I’m a Sneaky SAMARAI, Who Kill On-Command!
Chop Motherfuckers down where they Stand!
When It Comes To Fighting, I’ve Got My Own Brand!
WHO WANTS A PIECE OF THE ECO
Leave Your Body, Laid Out In the Street, Yo!
I No Longer Eat Meat Though,
But I'll EAT COPS, Covered in Pico...De Gaio!
MEOW!
+Anonymous B — 7.5 years ago, 17 minutes later[T] [B] #555,919
I feel sorry for some random person on the internet. That's awful. I hope you find real purpose in life besides thinking up terrible rhymes, bud. Talk about a wasteful existence... How saddening.
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