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Topic: Eco's Mom

+Jimmy 'Jam-Masta' Jones7.5 years ago #52,274

I’ma Spit a Little Shit about My Mom, Christine Nayler!
She got more SOUL than Bob Marley & The Wailers!
She GIVES All her Money to several Charities!
She Don’t Drink, She Prefer to live with Clarity!
One time she Jumped out a Plane, To Raise Money for the Poor!
And She can always be Seen, at the Local Thrift Store!

Got 4 Dope Kids, and she like to Film Vids
Yeah, she love that Photography!
And She Knows Her Geography!
Drove Across the Country with her Son and His Rabbit!
‘Cause He was havin’ hard times, and a Few Bad Habits!

Volunteers like a Fiend!
And She can always be Seen,
Spoilin’ her Grand-Kids
Handin’ them tha Green!

To God’s Work She’s No Rookie!
She Make a MEAN Vegan Cookie!
Travels around Ontario
Wit Country on the Stereo!
She Got a MASSIVE HEART!
Visits her Son in the Hospital!
Got a Genius IQ
Yeah, She’s Known to think Logical!

+Anonymous B7.5 years ago, 2 hours later[T] [B] #555,711

Your mom is a ho

+Anonymous C7.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #555,718

@previous (B)

Is she cheaper than Bert's 2-dollar ho mama?

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo7.5 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #555,753

yet you broke in her house and stole her money for drugs.

+Anonymous E7.5 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #555,755

Do you rember when eco posted about standing naked out in the hall next to his parents bedroom door at 3 am and furiously beating off thinking about his mother?

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo7.5 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #555,757

@previous (E)
no, and that sounds more like what bert would do
you sure you haven't remember it wrong?

+Anonymous F7.5 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #555,772

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