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Topic: Moms Said I Should Write A Rhyme About My POPS! He Bailed Me Outta Jail, As I Clawed it to the Top!

+Jimmy 'Jam-Masta' Jones7.5 years ago #52,273

My Moms Said that I should Write A Rhyme About my Pops!
He Kept me Outta Trouble, as I Clawed it to the Top!
The Name’s Tom Nayler, and I watch a lotta Sports!
I walk around in Summer in Toronto Maple Leafs Shorts
I Drive Like a Demon in a Delivery Van!
Get LandLords Screamin’; I’m a Delivery Man!

Once Upon a Time, I used to Drink like A Fish
Now I put Money in tha Collection Dish!
Go to Church on the Weekend!
Yeah, On Tom, you can Depend!
I Listen to Talk Shows
And I’m known to Walk Slow,
But ALL My Homies Know
That I Run tha Block, Yo!

One Time, I Fought it Out With a Security Guard!
‘Cause he was Bad-Mouthing Ryan, Back When Times Were Hard!
I Don’t Back Down From a Fight,
I’ll Explode like Dynamite!
But See, I TRY to do what’s Right,
Go To Church, and See tha Light!

I used to Dream that I would be A Sports Announcer!
On the Mic, I Would like, to run the show like a Bouncer!
I’m not that Good with Computers,
But I eat Wings at Hooters!
I tell a lot of Stories,
And know when to say Sorry!
I Bail my Son out of Jail
Traded da Beer for Ginger Ale
Get Attention from Females,
‘Tom The Tileman’ NEVER Fails!

+Anonymous B7.5 years ago, 2 hours later[T] [B] #555,712

You blew your pops dick until he popped into your mouth.

+Anonymous C7.5 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #555,763

rhymwe

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