Topic: I'm Ryan Da Hawaiian; I'm HOTTER than Cayenne! I'm FIERCE as A Lion! But RN I am Cryin' :(

+Ryan 'Restaraunt-Robba' Reese — 7.5 years ago #52,268

They Call Me Ryan ‘The Hawaiian’
Because I’m Hotter than Cayenne
I’m as Fierce as A Lion!
But Right Now I am Cryin’ 
‘Cause I ain’t got No PIE!
And My Bank Account’s Dry!
Used to Be Built Like a Tank!
But now I hit da Food Bank!
Ya know, I’m getting Real Thin!
My Bones Poke through my Skin!
But @Janice Bought Me SOY BACON!
If I am Not Mistaken!
Some Folks think that I’m Fakin’
But I’m STRONG as Newfie Kraken!
My Sis @Tanya’s a Lawyer!
Me, I’m a VEGGIE-DESTROYER!
But I’m as BROKE as Tom Sawyer!
And I’ve Got NO EMPLOYER!
@Irene sends me Smokes
Thank God for Old Folks!
@Leah owes me Break-Dancing Lessons!
So I can TEAR-UP Da Club!
@Dustin’s my Brotha-From-Anotha-Motha
@Patrick Specilialize in Cookin’ Da Grub!

·Ryan 'Restaraunt-Robba' Reese (OP) — 7.5 years ago, 8 seconds later[T] [B] #555,674

·Ryan 'Restaraunt-Robba' Reese (OP) — 7.5 years ago, 11 seconds later, 19 seconds after the original post[T] [B] #555,675

·Ryan 'Restaraunt-Robba' Reese (OP) — 7.5 years ago, 15 seconds later, 34 seconds after the original post[T] [B] #555,676

+Anonymous B — 7.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #555,677

Don't quit your day job.

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