Topic: Various Vaginal Odours & How To Combat Them
+Ryan "The Hawaiian" Rabbithole — 7.6 years ago #52,185
Have you ever invested HOURS into a woman, only to get her panties off and be greeted with an olfactory assault reminiscent of Albicore Tuna or South Pacific Salmon?
Nothing puts a damper on the heat-of-the-moment like Cheesy Cunt Syndrome (CCS)...
In my days of Muff-diving/Minge-binging, I have encountered the following odours:
-Fish
-Aged Gouda or Cheese
-Unpasteurized Honey (Admittedly, pleasant)
-Mouldy Garbage
-Salty or 'Meaty' Smells
-Musky Basement Smell
...and the List goes on...
What can be done to Remedy these odiferous encounters?
Well first and foremost, you can make the bitch have a shower...
Some men opt for the clothespin-over-the-nose method, although this is awkward or uncomfortable...
-Try pouring some fruity wine down below the Equator...
-Use Scented Lubes and Lotions...
-Whip cream panties make for a nice, odor-masking treat
-Chocolate or caramel sauce may also neutralize the scent/taste
Happy Minge-Binging!
~Eco
+Anonymous B — 7.6 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #555,220
What about your over-drugged disgusting body odor. The stank from your jail visit permeates you forever.
Why are you even still alive?
Death becomes you.
+Eco — 7.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #555,224
Obviously, How she smells is going to depend on her hygiene/cleaning or douching regimine, her snatch's bacterial culture, her diet, her laundry detergent, and MANY other factors.
As a rule of thumb:
"If she's clean & YOUNG, use your TONGUE!"
"If the smell LINGERS, use your FINGERS!"
·Eco — 7.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #555,225
@555,220 (B)
Don't try to Flip this on me. I smell my balls routinely and I'll have you know that they smell like a chlorinated swimming pool with a pleasant manly musk.
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