TinyChan

she get can it right between her buggy eyes, I fucking love girls with asymmetrical faces, that shit does something to me man. If a girl can make 2 facial expressions at the same time, im putting a ring on her finger. its got a dynamic to it. happy/sad. excited/disappointed. turned on/terrified.

sometimes when I'm washing the dishes at chic fil A, I start to daydream. I'm in the woods of northern Oregon near Mt. Hood, searching for the famous Bigfoot and his family, in full hunting regalia, armed to the teeth. I'm heading upwind and my rations are running low.

and thats when I see her, partially obscured by a tree, her hairy ass shaped like a beaten throw pillow, her half-drooping face visible from behind and through a few limbs. I make my move, loading a dart into the tranq gun as I tiptoe through the bushes.

I draw a bead on her and fired the lone dart dipped in LSD, sticking her right in the small of the back as intended.
Her body drops like a sack of potatoes in the middle of these lonely Cascades, her head hitting a large rock, which makes me realize that she kinda looks like a fat Hilary Swank in Million Dollar Baby.

The white house press secretary is slumped halfway into a shrub with her pussy hanging out, and I mean hanging out, the lips are resting on her right thigh like a jaw cancer ridden baseball players mouth, but way hotter. I brush away the pubes and the aphids and start to do what I like to call a little "excavating".

You ever notice how surprised a hiker gets when he catches you balls deep in a passed out obese wood nymph right when you're about to nut? so awkward right


part of this was based on red dead redemption

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