Topic: I'm JACKED and Have a 7-inch Cock; WHY are bitches not Lining Up to Ride it??? HELP!!!
+Eco — 7.7 years ago #51,959
I Never Leave the House (except to score Crack), and Online Dating Sites don't work on my Computer...I'm sick of watching porn and FURIOUSLY-MASTURBATING until I'm blue-in-the-face!
I'm Jacked and Have a 7-inch Cock; WHY are bitches not Lining Up to Ride it???
Is it because I SMOKE ROCK?!
If anyone can give me MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP ADVICE that gets my Rod Ridden, I will re-pay you by writing a song for you!
+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 7.7 years ago, 59 minutes later[T] [B] #554,275
who would line up for a crack head?
bitches want big Ds bitches go to big Ns! Put your tiny wyte D back into your pants and stop further embarassing yourself.
bitches want big Ds bitches go to big Ns! Put your tiny wyte D back into your pants and stop further embarassing yourself.
+Anonymous C — 7.7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #554,279
When you have to resort to using a library computer to communicate, bitches don't find that appealing.
Get used to it, you're gonna be masturbating all your life.
Get used to it, you're gonna be masturbating all your life.
+Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #554,280
@previous (C)
Didn't you hear? He almost had a kid with a whore. But she wised up and aborted that scourge on mankind. Would've been a disaster.
Didn't you hear? He almost had a kid with a whore. But she wised up and aborted that scourge on mankind. Would've been a disaster.
·Anonymous C — 7.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #554,286
@previous (Und !9xA/AQJjBg)
Oh damn... Thank goodness for that. That was definitely a disaster diverted. Much praise to the whore for wising up.
Oh damn... Thank goodness for that. That was definitely a disaster diverted. Much praise to the whore for wising up.
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