Topic: Eco's rap thread
+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 7.1 years ago #51,793
Time to consolidate them all into 1 thread, and Eco post your stuff here instead of spamming the front page
+Eco — 7.1 years ago, 6 days later[T] [B] #553,484
'Fuck The Police 2019'
I don’t wear a shield or a bullet-proof vest‘Cause I’m not a Fuckin’ Punk, with a badge upon my chest
I don’t spray mace, or taser little kids
I’m the one they beat-down in their body-cam vids
They harass protesters when they’re marching on the street
And ticket the homeless, just tryna find a bite to eat
If you’re Black or Native, they’ll knock you off your feet
The ‘Boys in Blue` be lookin` for the next soul to beat
They`ll throw you in a cage, if you step out-of-line
They`ll violate your Rights nearly every fuckin` time
If you`re in bad mental health or suffer from addiction
You`d best be ready for a Police crucifixion
They spray Automatics and ride in armoured whips
They`ll smash you with batons, ram them into your hips
Officer Oink arriving fresh on-the-scene
The Pig Patrol is only out for the green
Constable Cunt-bag be runnin` the Machine
Let`s Scream `Fuck The Police` in 2019!
+Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.1 years ago, 28 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,201
+Anonymous D — 7.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,203
+Eco — 7.1 years ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,481
Donald Trump Has A Dick Lick A Stump, And He's Gonna Get Thumped, Until My Tracks Get Bumped!
Donald Trump has a dick like a stumpAnd He's gonna get thumped until my tracks get bumped!
I'm runnin' for Prez, because Clinton's a Lez
And all that she Says is straight Junk!
Soon I'll be runnin' the U.S.
And see my homies gettin' blessed
Free crack for all
I wouldn't have it any less
Just put me to the test
I'm the best in the West!
+Anonymous F — 7.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,276
+Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,283
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,284
+Anonymous H — 7.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,289
+Eco — 7.1 years ago, 19 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,480
Love to be Signed to Shady Aftermath, or Def Jam, Someone Please Pick Me Up Fast!
Love to be signed to Shady/AftermathOr Def Jam, Someone please pick me up fast!
I’m gonna outlast
Kanye West and the Pack
Or maybe the World just ain’t ready for that!
I’m on-par with Big & ‘Pac
When it comes to lyrical, spiritual stock
And flow
‘Cause ya know
When I start to go
It’s like all-on warfare
Rippin’ out your hair
I’m the truth, like Frank Booth
I’ma knock out your tooth
If ya get in the way
Or got somethin’ to say…
'Bout who I feel like bein' today!
+Anonymous J — 7.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,304
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,305
@553,480 (Eco)
@previous (J)
Thank you...
I’m through, tellin’ you, what I’m ‘bout to do,
So we goin’ meet in the street to settle this Beef
Or
Meet me in the Air, Battle for the Stratosphere
Sure, my flow’s a little slow, but the lyricism’s there
Don’t be square as I tear you a hole from Ear-to-Ear
As I’m swiggin’ back a Beer, you can hear the Crowd cheer
@previous (J)
Thank you...
I’m through, tellin’ you, what I’m ‘bout to do,
So we goin’ meet in the street to settle this Beef
Or
Meet me in the Air, Battle for the Stratosphere
Sure, my flow’s a little slow, but the lyricism’s there
Don’t be square as I tear you a hole from Ear-to-Ear
As I’m swiggin’ back a Beer, you can hear the Crowd cheer
·Anonymous H — 7.1 years ago, 51 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,312
+'Craig Tha Crip' — 7.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,515
Freestyle of a 'Paper-Chaser'
Please pass me the Mic,Or I’m gonna drive a Spike,
Through yo’ Neck,
Show Respect,
Or there’s gonna be a Fight
‘Cause I’m White,
Rappers rip me like
Every single night
But my rockin’ rhythm’s Tight
And I Fire in Plain-sight
On any motherfucker trynna show me what’s Right....
Bank Tellers Fear me
All because I’m clearly
Gonna stick’em up
Take the money they love Dearly
Beer me!
I got raps for decades
That’ll put you in ‘Checkmate’
And a mean Pimp-Slap
That’ll put you in a Neck-Brace!
·Anonymous F — 7.1 years ago, 39 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,315
·Anonymous F — 7.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,317
+Eco — 7.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #554,188
When You're THIS Jacked, You Gotta Hold Back! I Know It Sounds Whack, But It Helps To Smoke Crack!
When you're THIS jackedYou gotta hold back
I know it sounds whack
But It helps to smoke crack
Just ask you Mama, I'm a freak in the sack
Staying humble never really
Was My strongest point
See I beat off in the mirror
While I'm smoking a joint!
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,328
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,330
@554,188 (Eco)
I know you think you've found your calling. But I'm trying to help you by telling you this. Move onto something else. You suck at this.
I propose you either smoke hard drugs more frequently so you're unconscious more than conscious from now until the end of your life, or quit rapping cold turkey. These are your options.
I know you think you've found your calling. But I'm trying to help you by telling you this. Move onto something else. You suck at this.
I propose you either smoke hard drugs more frequently so you're unconscious more than conscious from now until the end of your life, or quit rapping cold turkey. These are your options.
·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 58 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,331
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,332
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.1 years ago, 44 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,333
@554,188 (Eco)
@previous (Eco)
@553,330 (Und !9xA/AQJjBg)
> I know you think you've found your calling. But I'm trying to help you by telling you this. Move onto something else. You suck at this.
>
> I propose you either smoke hard drugs more frequently so you're unconscious more than conscious from now until the end of your life, or quit rapping cold turkey. These are your options.
@previous (Eco)
@553,330 (Und !9xA/AQJjBg)
> I know you think you've found your calling. But I'm trying to help you by telling you this. Move onto something else. You suck at this.
>
> I propose you either smoke hard drugs more frequently so you're unconscious more than conscious from now until the end of your life, or quit rapping cold turkey. These are your options.
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 13 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,334
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 44 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,335
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,337
·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 15 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,350
@554,188 (Eco)
@553,332 (Eco)
That was retarded. I'm glad to say I gave you your first thumbs down bitch.
@553,332 (Eco)
That was retarded. I'm glad to say I gave you your first thumbs down bitch.
+Frankie Freestylez — 7.1 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,477
Eco's Street Cred
Let's assess Eco's street cred for a second:-Born in the roughest hood of Toronto, Canada (Jane & Finch)
-Sold weed, Molly, coke, crack, and heroin
-Been Stabbed
-Over half his friends are Black
-"Fluent in Hustler Slang"
-Fucked over 20 women from all races who can attest to his pimping prowess...
I don't get it...why isn't he on the cover of Vibe and Source hip-hop magazines?
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,478
They Call Me The 'Eco-maniac' / Crawlin' Through Tha Carpet For Crumbs Of Crack!
They Call me the Eco-maniacCrawlin' through the Carpet for Crumbs of Crack
I'm the sickest in the world
I'll stick it to your girl
As I'm pulling on her curls
The ecstasy unfurls...
·Anonymous H — 7.1 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,356
+Gary Da Gangsta — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,476
"I drop Acid 'til my dick goes flaccid. And pop Molly with a Bitch Named Holly"
I drop Acid‘Til my dick goes flaccid
And pop Molly with a bitch named Holly
Until my pupils burst, and I’m feelin’ Jolly
I’ve tried every drug you can name
To me they’re all the same
Now I’m fixed on this Rapping Game
And it would appear as though I’m doin’ good
I once again ‘Get Wood’ just like a playa should
But see that’s all thanks to your Mom
Ya know, my Dad is a prick named ‘Tom’
But let’s stick to the subject at-hand
I be stackin’ my money in a rubber band!
·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,360
·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,362
+Anonymous O — 7.1 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,420
·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,424
+Eco — 7.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,475
Bury me with an AK-47 !So I can gun haters down when I go to Heaven!
Bury me with an AK-47So I can gun haters down when I go to Heaven
To the Homies passed on
I’ll leave this Gangsta song
And I won’t steer ya wrong
All along
I shed these Ghetto tears
After all of the years
I spent locked in a Cell
My own personal Hell
Just banging brothers out in the yard
As we sit playing cards
I’m from the Projects where
Times be hard
·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,426
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,430
+Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,433
·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,434
@553,477 (Frankie Freestylez)
@553,420 (O)
He is a pedophile faggot, who wants to do illegal activities with unsuspecting young boys. Kinda like Dean Corll.
@553,420 (O)
He is a pedophile faggot, who wants to do illegal activities with unsuspecting young boys. Kinda like Dean Corll.
·Anonymous J — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,435
·Omen !H3Q7wZ6.SI — 7.1 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,436
@553,477 (Frankie Freestylez)
@553,434 (Q)
> He is a pedophile faggot, who wants to do illegal activities with unsuspecting young boys.
I like him.
@553,434 (Q)
> He is a pedophile faggot, who wants to do illegal activities with unsuspecting young boys.
I like him.
·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,437
+Anonymous R — 7.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,438
@553,477 (Frankie Freestylez)
we're not gonna talk about eco to the point where it shits up the board and he's laughing with his cleft lip like a jackass barely through his fucked up nostrils
we're not gonna talk about eco to the point where it shits up the board and he's laughing with his cleft lip like a jackass barely through his fucked up nostrils
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,439
+emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 7.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,444
·Anonymous J — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,446
+Eco — 7.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,473
May I say what the latest, drama on the street is? I'm not allowed to see my nephews and nieces!
May I say what the latest, drama on the street is?I'm not allowed to see my nephews and nieces
All because my Sisters say to "lead by example"
But when kids want crack, I'm handin'em a sample!
Now I don't beat kids, I just show'em street vidz
Then we rob Toys-R-Us and make prostitute bids
They threw me outta school
'Cause I broke a little rule
Says you can't swing from the monkey bars
While dangling your tool
So they threw me inta Juvey
Where I smoked a couple doobies
If ya hear from Britney Spears
Tell that bitch to go "sue me!"
She said to "hit me one more time"
So I grabbed that ass and said "Damn you fine!"
So now I'm doin' time and tryin' to bust rhymes!
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 23 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,474
Bangin my dick against da wall
Bangin my dick against da wallAll the time strokin my balls
Up and down da halls
Showin my dick at the mall
Ho wants some ticklin
I say bitch you be trippin
Cause only boys I be fiddlin
So quit yo meddlin
I light up my blunt
While suckin some junk
It may be small
But hey I got some lunch
Bangin my dick against the wall
Wishin I could suck my balls
But that's ok cause I got Tyrone
Backed against the wall
Y'all may think it's a joke
That I'm just a lonely bloke
I got a fat nigga cock
In my cum filled throat
·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,454
·Omen !H3Q7wZ6.SI — 7.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,455
·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 34 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,456
·Anonymous H — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,458
·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,460
+Eco — 7.1 years ago, 48 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,472
On tha Block that I run, A Nigga best have a Gun
I love it when they call me Big Ry-DawgI’ll put 3 full clipz through your eye, dog
On tha block that I run
A nigga best have a gun
Because some cats don’t wanna play fair
We like causing a scare
Leave a nigga just gasping for air
Over there
Think I care?
Ya see the Hood Life ain't no joke
Listen folks, if ya don't represent
Then ya gonna get smoked
Doin' tokes
Helps me rhyme and gives me super-powers
So I scour through tha floor
Just lookin' for more
While I'm fuckin' a whore
And then robbing a store
+Eco — 7.1 years ago, 35 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,471
Last Year, I Dated Me An Ex-Prostitute, Who I Thought Was Real Cute, 'Til She Jacked Me For My Loot!
I know 10 strippers on a first name basisI remember their Tits, but forget their faces
I keep a pile of condoms in trophy cases
And the hookers on the corner all know where my place is
Last year, I dated me an ex-prostitute, Who I thought was real cute
‘Til she jacked me for my loot
Now I bang hoes and fuckin’ pay them to leave
And then I quickly retrieve
My nice suit
I got 12 dealers programmed into my phone
So I get crack-on-command, whenever I’m alone
Whoever deliver quickest get the Eco’s money
One ball ain’t enough, playa, betta make it three
Sometimes I might even make my own chop
Get tha money flowin’ ‘til it don’t stop
‘Til the cops drive by and ask me where I’m goin’
‘Cause my pants be sagging and my ass be showin’
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 23 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,470
I Know 10 Strippers On a First Name Basis. I Remember Their Tits, But Forget Their Faces!
Homie, I’ve got SwagIn a Zip-Lock Bag
And a bitta Cocaine, ‘Cause sometimes life’s a drag
I like to do Rails, wit some fine females
Got pussies to impale
Before I set sail
And I’m high as a kite
Just tryin’ find the light
Snort lines off strippers asses
Like every single night
When I go to the club
I’m bound to start a fight
When a couple of punks
‘Til I connect wit a Right!
·Anonymous F — 7.1 years ago, 7 hours later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #553,479
@Nugget Syntaxroll·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 11 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,496
Got An Army Of Haters Trying Ta Take Me Down,They Don't Wanna See Me Crowned,King of the Underground
Got An Army of Haters tryin' ta take me downThey don't wanna see me crowned
'King of the Underground'
So before ya make a sound
Allow me to expound
On a subject that's near and dear to my heart
Namely, the topic of rippin' thugs apart
From tha start,
I was the dopest
Now let's get shit in focus
Allow me to toke this
While you're talking bogus
·Trüfax !!/PzHu+Ktl — 7.1 years ago, 27 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,489
@previous (Eco)
Listening to Eco rap, is like listening to your first born choking to death on their own vomit.
Listening to Eco rap, is like listening to your first born choking to death on their own vomit.
·Anonymous F — 7.1 years ago, 20 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,490
·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 37 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,491
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.1 years ago, 31 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,492
·Anonymous F — 7.1 years ago, 53 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,493
@553,496 (Eco)
@previous (Und !9xA/AQJjBg)
Trust me on this. His threads will end up merged. That is a fact you can take to the bank.
@previous (Und !9xA/AQJjBg)
Trust me on this. His threads will end up merged. That is a fact you can take to the bank.
·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,494
@553,496 (Eco)
@previous (F)
I agree. It happened to Bert when he made so many threads crying over and over about the same damn thing.
@previous (F)
I agree. It happened to Bert when he made so many threads crying over and over about the same damn thing.
+Anonymous W — 7.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,495
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,497
@previous (W)
No one believes you're not Eco, Eco. Just because a compliment gets thrown in the mix doesn't make your raps any less shitty.
No one believes you're not Eco, Eco. Just because a compliment gets thrown in the mix doesn't make your raps any less shitty.
·Anonymous H — 7.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,500
·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,502
+Anonymous X — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,506
+Anonymous Z-1 — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,508
+Big Ry Dawg — 7.1 years ago, 20 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,585
Drinkin' Bud Light Lime, While I Write This Rhyme! I Get Money With Your Honey, Then I Make'er Mine!
I’m drinkin’ Bud Light LimeWhile I write this rhyme
I get Money with your Honey,
Then she’s bound to be Mine!
And I’m smokin’ Dank Weed Wit’ my Room-mate, Jay
Before I hit the hay
Just tryin’ ta find the words to say
Hit the club and find a bitch to lay
That’s the way that I play
Just your typical Saturday
·Anonymous J — 7.1 years ago, 56 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,556
·Presidential Candidate, 'Eco' — 7.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,626
Move Aside Donny Boy, I'ma Pull A Lil' Ploy, To Take Over Tha Country, Give People Tha Munchies!
Move aside, Donny BoyI'ma pull a little ploy
To take over the country
Give people the munchies
Gonna Legalize weed, crack, acid, and coke
See the Nation engulfed in a cloud of smoke
Then I'm gonna legalize Prostitution
And guns as well, so there's not confusion
And I'll ensure that Free Speech is really 'Absolute'
So I can verbally rape ya, wit' words you can't refute!
#Eco4Prez
·4Pac — 7.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,627
They threw me in a Jail that's 'Maximum Security'. So I can't Rape Virgins, Rob them of their Purity
They threw me in a Jail that's 'Maximum Security'So I can't Rape Virgins, Rob them of their Purity
They took away my 'Pimp Cane'
And my baggie of Cocaine
So I can't Strut Mah Stuff, While gettin' 'Lit' and gettin' Lain
The next thing ya know, they took away my Computer
So I can't Hack the Government, While lookin' at some 'Cooter'
They threw me in Detention
Then hand a Suspension
To my license, every night friends,
I'm jackin' Cars, stackin' bars,
Robbin' niggaz of they Pension...
·Anonymous F — 7.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,560
·Anonymous W — 7.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,561
@553,627 (4Pac)
@OP
> Robbin' niggaz of they Pension...
This was all perfectly realistic until this last line, where you implied black folk have worked throughout their lives.
@OP
> Robbin' niggaz of they Pension...
This was all perfectly realistic until this last line, where you implied black folk have worked throughout their lives.
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,566
Drunk As A SkunkAnd Whippin’ Out my Junk
As I’m fighting with a Punk
I’ll throw you in the trunk
I’m High as a Kite
With a flow like dynamite
Got Money in my sight
But I’m tryna do what’s Right
Day And Night
Smoking White
I’m bound to start a fight
At the club
As I get the grub
Give yo bitch a rub
And my Dick a Tug…
·Anonymous H — 7.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,575
·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,582
+Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 — 7.1 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,584
·Anonymous J — 7.1 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,587
·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,591
+Dead !Pool..v42s — 7.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,592
·Dead !Pool..v42s — 7.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,593
·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,594
·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,596
@553,626 (Presidential Candidate, 'Eco')
@OPedophile
Either prostitution is legal, or your mom does an excellent job at not getting caught.
@OPedophile
Either prostitution is legal, or your mom does an excellent job at not getting caught.
·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,597
·Billy 'Blaze' — 7.1 years ago, 18 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,624
Lately, I’ve been in love wit’ a Dame...Who goes by the Name of Sweet Mary Jane
Lately, I’ve been in love wit’ a DameWho goes by the Name of Sweet Mary Jane
When Life was out-of-focus and was out-of-frame
She helped me Reclaim
My rightful Spot in Tha Game
As I’m jottin’ some lame,
Fuckin’ rhymes down to pass the time now
Dawg, ya know that marijuana ain’t no crime now
Got a Million Little Strains
To take away the pain
Pass me, a little bitta that Banana Kush
And let emotions Gush
Just like a Nike Swoosh!
+Eco — 7.1 years ago, 44 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,625
I Make More Niggaz Laugh Than Dave Chapelle! But I Make Mothers MADD By Drivin' Drunk As Hell!
I make more Niggaz laugh than Dave ChapelleBut I make Mothers MADD by drivin’ drunk as Hell
So they threw me in a Cell
My Mama wouldn’t post Bail
So now I’m just sittin’ in ma Room
Wit a bag of shrooms
Watch shit inflate just like Balloons
Motherfuckers call me ‘The Eco’
I got Snatch in San Juan, Peurto Rico
I no longer eat meat though
But I’ll eat Cops, covered in Pico de Gaillo…
Meow…
·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,623
@previous (Eco)
You aren't funny, lad. Your life, as a whole, is hilarious. You are not personally funny, tho. Thanks.
You aren't funny, lad. Your life, as a whole, is hilarious. You are not personally funny, tho. Thanks.
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,674
The WIDELY-CENSORED Fuck Song....
69’in’ all the Time an’Keep her pinin’ for what’s mine
Got a Sexual Shrine
So, Baby please Climb
Up on-top, and don’t stop
‘Til I slap my Cock off ya tongue
Now, The Eco’s gettin’ Sprung
Because I like to watch Porn
While I sit and Eat Corn
Beatin’ my Meat in The Street like a Storm
I like Bitches with Big Butts and Dick-Suckin’ Lips
Don’t stress, I’ll Caress ya
Wit’ ma Fingertips
I like a Little Bitta Hair Down Below
If ya know, Ma Bros...
That’s just how it goes
Fuck Bitches in the Ass, ‘til they curl they Toes
Leave the window open
Give the People A Show
I love Fuckin ‘ in the Shower
Til they feel the Power
I’m the Man of the Hour
As I start to Devour
The Beaver, Best Believe’er
I’ma Leave’er
Moanin’ and groanin’
Just Bangin’ And Bonin’
Til Tha Morning Is Dawning
Upon Us All!
+Anonymous Z-6 — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,631
·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 31 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,633
·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,639
+Eco — 7.1 years ago, 16 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,675
An Arbitrary Anonymous Anthem ('A4)
Anonymous HackersStealth Attackers
Tackle motherfuckers like the Green Bay Packers
Soon comin' at ya
The Story gets whacker
An NSA-Tracker
Is on ya back!
Freedom Fighters
Crowd Delighters
Corporate Crooks be within our sight or
Anyone fuckin' with our Great Mother Earth
Been lobbyin' for love since the day of our Birth
Put corrupt politicians in a figurative Hearse
If you're thinkin' we're through, bro, it gets a lot worse!
Expect, to meet us, and greet us, Death-Eaters
Police the Dark Web, bitch you think you can beat us!?
Civil disobedience, crossing all the Medians
Empowering the masses, as we kick Corporate Asses
Lads and Lasses, Let's go nuts on these Fascists!
Rise Up!
Rise Up!
Said Open Your Fuckin' Eyes Up!
Right Now!
Your resident Nut-Job is up on the scene
Sewing dissent like Rage Against The Machine
'Til Assange is Free
You'll be hearing from Me
And other Masked Avengers on a Liberating Spree
From Madrid to Tokyo
Ibiza and Back
Our Freedom of Speech
Is under attack!
Rise up and unite
Please don't give up the Fight
If we're Jailed
The Details
Will be sent in the Mail
Now I'm through tellin' You
What We're Plannin' to Do!
Motherfucker!
+Robbie Rhymez — 7.1 years ago, 41 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,677
I'll set Fire to a motherfuckin' Copper's Car! After drivin' away from the Topless Bar!
I'll set Fire to a motherfuckin' Copper's CarAfter drivin' away from the Topless Bar
Havin' one-too-many Drink, So my mind can't Think
And my breath really stinks, so I gargle in the Sink
Ya know I used to sell Rocks on tha Block
Which may come as a shock
'Cause I was also a Librarian and whatnot
But now I just try to make ends meet
By holdin' down the street
Bitch you front? You're bound to get beat
Because I'm known to pack Heat!
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,676
A Public Service Announcement From D.A.M.M. (Drunks Against Mad Mothers)
I Drive Drunk every time I get behind the WheelSmash into the curb and make the tires Squeal
Tha Cops need ta stop tryin’ ta pull me over
So I can kill this glass of Whiskey, comin’ straight from Dover
Maybe they could raise the legal drinking limit
So I can spike the punch-bowl, put some Vodka in it
I ain’t Driving drunk, I’m just drivin’ while I Drink
And gettin’ shit-faced until my eyes turn Pink
What ya think?
A Public Service Announcement From D.A.M.M. (Drunks Against Mad Mothers)
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 55 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,651
·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,654
@553,676 (Eco)
> I Drive Drunk every time I get behind the Wheel
> I ain’t Driving drunk, I’m just drivin’ while I Drink
Pick one Bert.
> I Drive Drunk every time I get behind the Wheel
> I ain’t Driving drunk, I’m just drivin’ while I Drink
Pick one Bert.
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,681
I Shoplift from Walmart And Piss on their Wall Art!
I Shoplift from Walmart And Piss on their Wall Art‘Cause they got too much cash, and they don’t think we’re all Smart
So they set up Sensors and Hidden Cameras
But I walk through the store in my Pajama’s
Just lookin’ for somethin’ ta Jack
I just put it in a Sack
Walk out the door, and I don’t look back
So they publish my photo online
For a victimless crime
If I’m caught, I know I won’t do time!
·Anonymous H — 7.1 years ago, 26 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,656
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,678
'Lil Wayne' Betta Move and Step Aside, Find A Place Ta Hide, Before My Chrome Collides...
Little Wayne Betta Move and Step AsideFind a Place ta Hide
Before my chrome Collides
With the side of his head
Spillin' red, I'll have him left for Dead
Don't trip, homie, ya heard what I Said!
Now I Represent Killers on tha Block
Got Bitches on My Cock
And I just might, Smoke you wit’ a Glock
The way I talk will shock
The hot-spots where I’m known to Rock
The ‘Big Ry Dawg’ is bringing ‘Thug Life’ Back
On each and every Track
It’s like a full-on attack
The streets will feel the Ecomaniac!
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 33 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,679
'Lil Wayne' Betta Move and Step Aside, Find A Place Ta Hide, Before My Chrome Collides...
Little Wayne Betta Move and Step AsideFind a Place ta Hide
Before my chrome Collides
With the side of his head
Spillin' red, I'll have him left for Dead
Don't trip, homie, ya heard what I Said!
Now I Represent Killers on tha Block
Got Bitches on My Cock
And I just might, Smoke you wit’ a Glock
The way I talk will shock
The hot-spots where I’m known to Rock
The ‘Big Ry Dawg’ is bringing ‘Thug Life’ Back
On each and every Track
It’s like a full-on attack
The streets will feel the Ecomaniac!
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,659
@previous (Eco)
I’ma Spit a little Shit
‘Bout A Punk named ‘Weezy’
I ain’t tryin’ ta sound tough
Or tryin’ ta Act Sleazy
That little Artificial Thug
Betta pray he don’t see me
Or I’ma stab him through the Gut
Fuck his Bitch in the Butt
From ear-to-ear he’ll get cut
As I’m bustin’ a Nut!
I’ma Spit a little Shit
‘Bout A Punk named ‘Weezy’
I ain’t tryin’ ta sound tough
Or tryin’ ta Act Sleazy
That little Artificial Thug
Betta pray he don’t see me
Or I’ma stab him through the Gut
Fuck his Bitch in the Butt
From ear-to-ear he’ll get cut
As I’m bustin’ a Nut!
·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,660
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,661
After Tupac Shakur was shot, the last words he ever spoke were 'Fuck You' (While giving the L.A. Police Department the Middle Finger)When I am inevitably shot down by another Rapper or Cop, my last words will probably be 'Suck It' (While making the "suck it" gesture to the Barrie Police Service)
Yes, I am comparing myself to Pac...
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 28 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,680
This Goof, Kanye West, Had better invest In a bulletproof vest, ‘fore I put one in his Chest!
This Goof, Kanye West, Had better investIn a bulletproof vest, ‘fore I put one in his Chest
He can’t rap worth Shit! So I’m puttin’ out a Hit!
On his head, ‘cause the Homie got No Street Cred
And his Wife’s a Fat Whore, Who Gonna End Up Dead!
I’ma Kidnap His Kids, And Film some Snuff Vids
And Nigga You can Quote What I Said!
·Anonymous Z-3 — 7.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,662
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 1 day later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #554,187
I spend a Lotta Time, In tha Soup Kitchen Line! And At the Food Bank, No I won’t bitch an’ whine
I spend a Lotta Time, In tha Soup Kitchen LineAnd At the Food Bank, No I won’t bitch an’ whine
But the Street Life’s hard, though I’m in a Rooming House
Spend all day, just walking about...
Tryin’ to find my next hit
So I can keep it legit
And maybe write some shit
To spite some kid
Who talkin’ shit about me
I heard y’all was talking shit
Playa, ‘Get on My Level!’
Before I take a Sharp Shovel
To the tip of your Eyebrow
Expose your Lie now
Make ya think twice
For disrecting the Ry- Now!
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,712
·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 26 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,716
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 7.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,728
@554,187 (Eco)
@OP
Stop making new ids every fucking time already. everytime you got to spam "." post just to post a stupid pic.
@OP
Stop making new ids every fucking time already. everytime you got to spam "." post just to post a stupid pic.
·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,731
+Eco — 7.1 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,741
I'ma Spit A Lil' Jam, For My TINYCHAN Fam! To All the 'NAMEFAGS' Who Work for Uncle Sam!
I'ma spit a lil jam for ma Tinychan FamSome of y'all eat ham
Or Work for Uncle Sam
You got 'On' the Mod
Who's always on-the-nod
Shoots too much dope
And strokes his rod
Then there's Father Merrin
Who got Church speakers blarin'
Teachin' and Preachin'
From Donegal to Glencarin
Then there's this Muslim Broad named 'Ducky'
Who I haven't met yet, but I'm sure she loves me!
Ya got DeadPool!
Who's 2 Kool 4 Skool
But I'd whoop his ass
In a game of Pool
There's Syntax, the sarcastic
Wise, old man
Lends an ear to a friend
And a mean backhand
And I'm sorry
I know that I missed a few
But you know that I could rhyme
Til my face turns blue
·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,735
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,736
@553,741 (Eco)
@OP
> Then there's Father Merrin
> Who got Church speakers blarin'
> Teachin' and Preachin'
> From Donegal to Glencarin
God bless you for the shout-out my dear friend!! Bless you!
@OP
> Then there's Father Merrin
> Who got Church speakers blarin'
> Teachin' and Preachin'
> From Donegal to Glencarin
God bless you for the shout-out my dear friend!! Bless you!
+Anonymous Z-10 — 7.1 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,748
keep you race and nation pure cause that's the Nazi way
·Anon Z — 7.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,749
Excellent clean up job going on here.+Eco — 7.1 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #554,186
VIDEO: "Diary of a Dope G'
https://youtu.be/rhLDLDxNjg8+Anonymous Z-12 — 7.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,793
@previous (Eco)
the delivery isn't believable given its lyrical content. both your fault being white and on cam being white and sounding like you're white also adds to this effect
also, your breath intake is very audible, which is fine, everyone b breathing, but yours is most irky
the delivery isn't believable given its lyrical content. both your fault being white and on cam being white and sounding like you're white also adds to this effect
also, your breath intake is very audible, which is fine, everyone b breathing, but yours is most irky
·Anonymous C — 7.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,794
+Anonymous Z-13 — 7.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,798
·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,799
·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,801
+Anonymous Z-14 — 7.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,802
this is the best
+Anonymous Z-15 — 7.1 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,809
You're trying Eco. You're trying.
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,825
I Fucked A Whore In Room 124, Had Her Beggin' For More, So I Ran to the Store
I Fucked A Whore in Room 124Had her begging for more, so I ran to the store
Took out another 200 dollars, So I could make her holler
And yank her spiked collar
The sex was great
Allow me to elaborate
It was in a Motel called Super 8
We did a few lines
Got us feelin' fine
Yeah it was so divine
Some time to just unwind
But then she had to move on
Go and meet the next John
So my heart it was broke
And I needed a toke
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,827
Went to Bang a Couple Broads on a Friday Night, Thought It'd Be a Delight...(TRUE STORY)
Went to Bang a Couple Broads on a Friday NightThought it would be a Delight, to find some Chicks who are Tight
So soon we logged onto the BackPage Site
Started clicking Right!
Found a couple Crack Hoes
Wit' a Crooked Nose
And crusty toes
But they put on a Show!
Spent the night doin' blow
But then their Pimps showed up
And slammed me 'gainst the door
Said I was wasting their time
And we had to pay more!
Then the Pimps said "Never trust no whore"
Forever more...
I was worried 'bout bitches takin' my Money
We never got to taste some pussy that was sweet as Honey
But at least the Pimps let us go
With a lesson you know
Get the sex up-front
When ya go to a Hoe!
·Anonymous F — 7.1 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,813
·Anonymous F — 7.1 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,814
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,828
I Will Never Forget the Way That She Felt, Another Notch in my Belt, She Made My Cock Melt...
I will never forget the very way that she FeltAnother Notch in my Belt
She made my Dick Melt
It all happened at the Local Strip Bar
No, I didn't walk very far
As I was smoking cigars
I was on 10 hits of Acid
So my Dick was kinda Flaccid
But this fine Black Stripper
Went straight for my Zipper
She massaged my Rod
With Jergens Hand-cream
And I made her scream
As I started to ream her
She said "You like that black pussy on your Dick?"
I nodded yes, though I was feelin' sick
As the Acid started to kick in
Still I was stickin' my dick in
While she dreamed of Fried Chicken
Then I left the bar
As the Clock kept tickin'!
·Anonymous F — 7.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,815
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,829
Eco's Grandma
Grandma: "Your Facebook Page is Disgusting!"Me: "I'm inspiring young minds,
To slap some behinds
To smoke dope and keep hopin',
That some Broads legs will open
To rob stores and fuck whores
And hang yourself with a Rope and
Write rhymes, Commit Crimes
Until your old and Blind!
·Anonymous F — 7.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,816
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,817
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,818
@553,828 (Eco)
@553,815 (F)
EAT A THOUSAND MONKEY COCKS!!!
At least I am contributing Original Content (OC)
@553,815 (F)
EAT A THOUSAND MONKEY COCKS!!!
At least I am contributing Original Content (OC)
·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,819
@553,828 (Eco)
@previous (Eco)
Keep your shitty "original content" to your rap thread. These topics will just get merged into that thread, anyway.
@previous (Eco)
Keep your shitty "original content" to your rap thread. These topics will just get merged into that thread, anyway.
+Anonymous Z-16 — 7.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,820
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,826
I'm the Son of the Devil, I'll Hit you wit' a Sharp Shovel!
I'm the Son of the Devil!I'll hit you wit' a Sharp Shovel!
As I'm lookin' disheveled
Homie, Get on My Level!
'Cause I don't Fuck around
Please Understand
Everybody on the Ground!
Is my first Command
As I bust into the bank!
Wit' a Glock and a Shank
And start Rockin' a tank
Of Explosives...
Empty out tha Safe
If you wanna stay safe
I just busted outta Jail
And my heart's startin' to race!
So don't be lookin' in ma face
As I case through tha place!
·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,821
·Dead !Pool..v42s — 7.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,822
·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,823
·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,824
@553,829 (Eco)
@553,817 (Eco)
Your grandma is a two-dollar whore, just like yo mama.
@553,817 (Eco)
Your grandma is a two-dollar whore, just like yo mama.
(Edited 16 seconds later.)
·Dead !Pool..v42s — 7.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,831
+Anonymous Z-17 — 7.1 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,839
@554,186 (Eco)
nice
saw it earlier and now I watched it twice
but it says you only got 4 views
I think they block out my views so videos that don't agree with their sick political shit don't get publicity
nice
saw it earlier and now I watched it twice
but it says you only got 4 views
I think they block out my views so videos that don't agree with their sick political shit don't get publicity
·Anonymous Z-17 — 7.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,840
+Eco — 7.1 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,921
What These Hunnies Want From A Cracker?
There was Jessica, Brittany, Lindsay, and WhitneyLiz, Lori, Amber, and a Bitch who bit me
Carrie and Mary, Rachel, and Natasha
Agnes, Adina, and a Prosti named Sasha...
Katherine and Kat, though the latter was fat,
Jocelyn and Melissa, but let's leave it at that
And I can't forget Shae
Tha Trap-House Queen
She rode me like a machine
When we were both known to Fiend
WHAT THESE HUNNIES WANT FROM A CRACKER!?
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,868
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,869
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 11 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,870
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,871
·Dead !Pool..v42s — 7.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,872
@553,921 (Eco)
Did you know you can download your ID card and load it each and every time you visit tinychan?
Did you know you can download your ID card and load it each and every time you visit tinychan?
·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,873
·Dead !Pool..v42s — 7.1 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,874
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,920
Pouring Liquor On The Curb, For the Homies Who Gone...
Pouring liquor on the curbFor the Homies who gone
Guess there's nothin' left to do
But just to write this song
I've been Crippin' so long
You can call me 'The Don'
With my Thug Gear on!
No you can't go wrong...
Have you ever took an ice-pick
To another G's Neck?
Cause he won't show respect
To your turf or to your intellect
Better check the price,
We'll put an end to ya life
As we brandish a knife
In broad daylight....
When you see the Blue Flags coming your way
It'll make all of You Fags run away
The streets where we play
Will be the streets where you lay
But allow me to stray
Just a little off-topic
When Niggaz write my Biopic
Set somewhere in Tha Tropics
Just know you can't stop it!
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,878
Class Is In-SessionI'ma Teach Y'all A Lesson
The Subject is Pimpin'
For Those Who be guessin'
Rule One
NEVER Pay Child Support
Without Goin' to Court
If she fuckin' other Niggaz
It Probably ain't your's
Rule Two
Stand by your homies like Glue
And Never let a hoe come between you two
Rule Three
Always be about Tha Money
Rule Four
Don't ever go trustin' whore
It's only gonna land yo ass Lonely & Poor
Rule Five
Always Gotta Hustle to Survive....
~Ecomaniac
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,884
I Keep The Name And Badge Number, Of Every Cop Who Does Encumber Me
I keep the Name and Badge NumberOf every Pig who does Encumber me
Hopin' to catch the Eco slumbering
I ignore the bullshit they be mumbling
They say I have right to an attorney
Then they try to taze me, and strap me to a gurney
Say that I'm a risk to the Public Safety
So they try to mace me
As they turn and face me
It's always three armed cops on one unarmed dude
Though I'm being polite, they insist on bein' rude
Then they bang my fuckin' head on the cruiser door
And then they bruise you up more,
If ya don't hit the floor
A bunch of power-trippin' punks known as the Police
I'ma hunt each one down upon my release
I'm careful to write down their license plates
So I can follow them home and Annihilate...
·Anonymous J — 7.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,879
·Anonymous Z-12 — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,881
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,885
I'm Jacking My Schlong, While I'm Writing This Song, I Dream Of Your Mom, Gently Stroking My Dong!
I'm jackin' my SchlongWhile I'm writing this Song
I dream of your Mom
Gently stroking my Dong
I boot up the computer
Then I find some nice Cooter
Then I wack it like a Madman
Get ready to shoot'er!
I like nappy-haired hoes
With big Bubble Butts
I shed a happy tear
As I'm busting a nut!
I go from Ass-to-Mouth
Before passing out
And I don't use a rubber
Fuck them bitches with blubber
I go to prostitutes
And I don't pay up
I always wear Suits
And I jizz in a cup
I beat off in the park
Don't even wait for dark
And I piss on the walls
Just to leave My Mark
·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #553,883
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 22 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,185
VIDEO:"Fear No Man, Trust No Bitch!"
https://youtu.be/nRQ6kP0a9dsFear no Man, Trust no Bitch
Do anything to become Rich
In times of need, heed your greed
Into the mind, I'll plant that seed
Homie, I used to believe in Love
But Life just ain’t no Fairy-Tale
Prayed to the Gods Above
But they had nothing to avail
So, now I’m walkin’ my own road
Watching shit unfold, as I fight the cold
Maybe find a Bitch where I least expect
Once I get all my shit in-check
And together we will Ride Or Die
Come Hell or waters that be high
‘Cause I was not born wit a half-ass heart
Treated women right from the very start
But then they all try to cheat on me
So now I don’t trust any girl I see
Fear no Man, Trust no Bitch
Do anything to become Rich
In times of need, heed your greed
Into the mind, I'll plant that seed
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,963
VIDEO: "Crack-Smoking Librarian Raps Hard!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOnk3MqfB8g·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,909
·Anonymous J — 7.1 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,910
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,961
VIDEO: I Fucked a Whore In Room 124
https://youtu.be/eE4WywjT8fI·Anonymous J — 7.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,911
·Anonymous J — 7.1 years ago, 26 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,912
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,919
I'll Stick a Broomstick Up Your Cunt, As I'm Riding In the Front, Of A Stolen Whip In Which We Dip!
I'll stick a broomstick up your CuntAs I'm riding in the Front
Of a stolen whip in which we dip
As I'm on an Acid Trip
High on Shrooms
And ridin' on Fumes
Poppin' Molly
Til We Jolly
Wit' A Bitch named Holly
Representin' The T-Dot
'Til the day I get shot
Just put me in the spot,
If ya doubt that I'm hot!
I'll put Hot Sauce on your Twat!
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,913
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,918
I Drink 10 Pots of Coffee Til Nobody Can Stop Me Get My Thoughts Racin', So I Can Gut You Like Jason
I drink 10 pots of Coffee'Til nobody can stop me
Get my thoughts racin'
So I can Gut you like Jason!
"Let's play a little game!" like tha Jigsaw Killer
These other Rappers spit filler, but the Eco is realer
Than 95% of Rappers hitting the stage,
They fill me with Rage
Cause my bars are more than Words on a Page!
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 42 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,917
Eco's Grandma (A Tribute)
I'ma bust a little RhymeFor My Grandma This time!
She always bought me Shit
From da Toys R Us line!
She said to work hard and to save your Money
Don't go and give it to the first trick Honey
Or even try to act Funny
She even Fed my Bunny!
She taught me what the Thug Life Is All About!
Without a fuckin' doubt
She really helped me out!
She gives me like 20 dollars every day
So I can go out and play
Find some ass, if you may
And she tries to advise
When I'm goin' to Court
So they don't lock me up
But let's keep this shit short!
And just say Word Up to my Gangsta Grams
And the rest of my Fams
As I spit out these Jams!
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,915
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,960
I Log Onto Tha Site 4chan Dot Org, So I Can Blast Niggaz Like A Mean Cyborg
I log Onto Tha Site 4chan dot orgSo I can blast Niggaz just like a Cyborg
People postin' photos askin' me to Rate Their Cock
As a sea of Lonely Virgins look for a bitch to Stalk
So they talk a big game
But don't Rock a big name
They post Out-dated memes
Within their out-dated scene
Then they claim to be rollin' wit' Anonymous
But The Eco has a presence so ominous...
As I'm on the Bus...
Bangin' hoes behind the seat
If you ruin my Post
Nigga, you gonna get beat
Now, here's a Treat!
That'll knock you off ya feet!
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,962
They Tell Me 'A Star Isn't Born Overnight!' But it sounds to me as though they Lookin' For A Fight!
They tell Me...A Star isn't Born Overnight!
But it sure sounds to me,
As though they lookin' for a Fight!
'Cause I'm White,
Motherfuckers wanna lay the Race Card
So I'ma cut them like a Shard
Of broken Glass Into Yo Ass
You Tub of Lard! Ball of Gas!
I'm here to put a Dent into the Rap Industry
And Collectin' Badge Numbers of tha Cops who try to Git at Me!
~Eco
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,922
·Anonymous W — 7.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,923
+Anonymous Z-19 — 7.1 years ago, 25 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,964
Nigga, I'm Spectacular! I'll Suck The Blood Out Ya Like Dracula, Then Hit You Wit' A Spatula!
Nigga, I'm Spectacular!I'll Suck the Blood Out ya like Dracula
Right 'fore I hit you wit a Spatula!
Put you on the Ground, and Laugh at ya!
Droppin' Acid, Yeah!
I make the Streets explode like an Earthquake
I get my rhymes right on the First Take
While eatin' Birthday Cake!
Make no mistake!
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,924
@previous (Z-19)
I see you accidentally stayed anonymous from your last samefag jack-off spree in your other threads.
Also, stop spamming your shit-tier edge rap and use your designated thread.
I see you accidentally stayed anonymous from your last samefag jack-off spree in your other threads.
Also, stop spamming your shit-tier edge rap and use your designated thread.
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,184
·Anonymous W — 7.1 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,925
·Anonymous W — 7.1 years ago, 23 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,926
·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,929
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,020
Get a Taste of Eco's DOPE MIXTAPE!!!! (Live From Eco's Bedroom!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxJfxyp2WjE&feature=shareNigga, I'm Spectacular!
I'll Suck the Blood Out ya like Dracula
Right 'fore I hit you wit a Spatula!
Put you on the Ground, and Laugh at ya!
Droppin' Acid, Yeah!
I make the Streets explode like an Earthquake
I get my rhymes right on the First Take
While eatin' Birthday Cake!
Make no mistake!
There was Jessica, Brittany, Lindsay, and Whitney
Liz, Lori, Amber, and a Bitch who bit me
Carrie and Mary, Rachel, and Natasha
Agnes, Adina, and a Prosti named Sasha...
Katherine and Kat, though the latter was fat,
Jocelyn and Melissa, but let's leave it at that
And I can't forget Shae
My little Trap-House Queen
She Rode me like a Machine
When we were both known to Fiend!
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 40 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,019
I SLIT MY WRIST! "CAUSE I JUST BECAME PISSED! With the Consistent Disses I'd Hear From these Bitches
https://youtu.be/QZstqUi-qco·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,935
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,018
I Love to Watch Porn! While I Sit & Eat Corn! Beatin' Ma Meat In tha Street Like A Storm!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aKzJmsSc5Q&feature=youtu.be·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,936
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,183
FUCK YOU ADINA!!!
(Photo Taken @ Boon Burger Barrie!)Last Year I Dated An Ex-Prostitute
Who I Thought Was Real Cute!
Til She Jacked Me For My Loot!
Now I Bang Hoes and Fuckin' Pay them to Leave
ANd then Quickly Retrieve
Muh NIce Suit!!!
She Really Drove me Wild
But she Aborted my Child
Then Fucked My Drug Dealer
No, the Burn wasn't Mild!
To make shit worse, she got me hooked on crack
Ya Know I used to be Jacked
And Smart As A Tack!
Now I'm brain-dead and so Thin that it's Whack
If given the chance, I'd never take her back!
That's a Fact!
("Fuck You, Adina....")
https://youtu.be/GOU94X-Cpwc
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,939
@previous (Eco)
> She aborted my child
Thank god. I was worried you were reproducing. She was tying lose ends to prevent a disastrous blow to the gene pool. Good on her.
> She aborted my child
Thank god. I was worried you were reproducing. She was tying lose ends to prevent a disastrous blow to the gene pool. Good on her.
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,967
F The Police 2019 (VIDEO)
I don’t wear a shield or a bullet-proof vest‘Cause I’m not a Fuckin’ Punk, with a badge upon my chest
I don’t spray mace, or taser little kids
I’m the one they beat-down in their body-cam vids
They harass protesters when they’re marching on the street
And ticket the homeless, just tryna find a bite to eat
If you’re Black or Native, they’ll knock you off your feet
The ‘Boys in Blue` be lookin` for the next soul to beat
They`ll throw you in a cage, if you step out-of-line
They`ll violate your Rights nearly every fuckin` time
If you`re in bad mental health or suffer from addiction
You`d best be ready for a Police crucifixion
They spray Automatics and ride in armoured whips
They`ll smash you with batons, ram them into your hips
Officer Oink arriving fresh on-the-scene
The Pig Patrol is only out for the green
Constable Cunt-bag be runnin` the Machine
Let`s Scream `Fuck The Police` in 2019!
https://youtu.be/MWSZRKc9I-o [Remove]
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,016
A Tribute To ALL My HATERS!!!
Got An Army of #HATERS Tryna Take Me Down!They Don't Wanna See Me Crowned
'KIng of The #UNDERGROUND!'
Where I Resound
With a #Legion of Alienated Youth
Who can't help but Spread #Truth
From Tha Vocal Booth!
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 12 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,940
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,941
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,017
ANONYMOUS HACKERS RAP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq4AXwvJX7g&feature=youtu.be@Anonymous Hackers
Stealth Attackers
Tackle motherfuckers like the @Green Bay Packers
Soon comin' at ya
The Story gets whacker
An NSA-Tracker
Is on ya back!
Freedom Fighters
Crowd Delighters
Corporate Crooks be within our sight or
Anyone fuckin' with our Great Mother Earth
Been lobbyin' for love since the day of our Birth
Put corrupt politicians in a figurative Hearse
If you're thinkin' we're through, bro, it gets a lot worse!
Expect, to meet us, and greet us, #DeathEaters
Police the 'Dark Web', bitch you think you can beat us!?
Civil disobedience, crossing all the Medians
Empowering the masses, as we kick Corporate Asses
Lads and Lasses, Let's go nuts on these Fascists!
Rise Up!
Rise Up!
Said Open Your Fuckin' Eyes Up!
Right Now!
Your resident Nut-Job is up on the scene
Sewing dissent like @Rage Against The Machine
'Til @Julien Assange is Free
You'll be hearing from Me
And other Masked Avengers on a Liberating Spree!
From Madrid to Tokyo
Ibiza and Back
Our Freedom of Speech
Is under attack!
Rise up and unite
Please don't give up the Fight
If we're Jailed
The Details
Will be sent in the Mail
Now I'm through tellin' You
What We're Plannin' to Do!
Motherfucker!
~Ecomaniac (From Rebel Rhymez Vol. 1 [on Soundcloud)
+Anonymous Z-20 — 7.1 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,942
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,943
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,015
I Got FANS In China, Sendin' Me They Vagina, When I Go Online Yeah, It Happens Every TIme YEAH!
I used to Shelve BooksNow I Run With Crooks
I'll Fuckin' Impale You
Wit' a Butcher's Hook
And that's ALL that it Took
To Get the Rap Game Shook!
Now, I've got Fans In China
Showin' They Vagina
When I Go Online, Yeah
It happens every time, Yeah
Bitches Wanna Piece of 'The Eco'...
I Got HEAD from a girl in Puerto Rico
You'll wanna hold onto your seat though
Just keep low, let tha Beat Flow
Keep Feedin' My Ego
'Til I become a Drug-Lord
And re-name myself 'Chico'
I SMOKE like a Chimney!
Got ALL THE DRUGS in me
I'm infinitely, Pimpin', see
I'm blurting out Obscenities
Like I got Tourette's
But now I got to Jet
'Cause It's Hot & Wet
While Yo Mom Makes Me Sweat!
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,945
·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,946
·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,947
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,948
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,032
LOCKIN' DOWN ONTARIO
Bitch, I got Rhymes comin’ out my assUsed to pass gas in the back of class
Now I blow snow while a bang your hoe
And I move bricks while she suck my dick
See, I been initiated into the game
Ain’t doin’ it for the dough or the dames
To me these snitches lookin’ all the same
They all just thinkin’ that I’m out for the fame
I’ve got internal rhyme schemes
The Game has never seen
And a furious flow if you’re curious to know
Yeah I’m a Rap Machine
I Rep the West Side of Barrie
You can hear my words carry
From Peterborough to Port Perry, yo
I’m lockin’ down Ontario!
https://youtu.be/sXsQMQvHvhI
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,012
Room 124 (VIDEO)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE4WywjT8fII Fucked A Whore in Room 124
Had her begging for more, so I ran to the store
Took out another 200 dollars, So I could make her holler
And yank her spiked collar
The sex was great
Allow me to elaborate
It was in a Motel called Super 8
We did a few lines
Got us feelin' fine
Yeah it was so divine
Some time to just unwind
But then she had to move on
Go and meet the next John
So my heart it was broke
And I needed a toke
ANd a drag of a smoke
But Brother, I Was Woke!!!
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,013
I'm An ISIS Soulja! I Already Told Ya! Don't Make Me Scold Ya! With Words That'll Smolder....
I'm An ISIS Soul-ja! I Already Told Ya!Don't Make Me Scold Ya! With Words That'll Smolder....
It's like movin' a Boulder
Watchin' shit unfold or
Go Jihad on Your Ass
Because Canada's Colder...
(ECO HAS MOVED TO THE MIDDLE EAST TO JOIN ISIS)
·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,950
·Anonymous C — 7.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,951
·Anonymous Z-13 — 7.1 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,952
·Anonymous Z-20 — 7.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,957
@554,183 (Eco)
Holy shit I fucked this bitch before in Quebec! She literally ate my ass!! Wtf eco she a hoe
Holy shit I fucked this bitch before in Quebec! She literally ate my ass!! Wtf eco she a hoe
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,958
+Anonymous Z-21 — 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,959
·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,966
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 15 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,011
You Betta Get Ready, As I Wield The Machete
You betta get ReadyAs I Wield the Machete
FLow like the Serengetti
Wit a Burden that's Heavy
So, we goin' meet in tha Street
To settle this Beef
Or meet me in the Air
Battle for the Stratosphere
Sure my flow's a little slow
BUt the lyricism's there!
DOn't be square, as I tear
You a hole from ear-to-ear
As I'm swiggin' back a beer
You can hear the crowd cheer
·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,974
@previous (Eco)
Fuck you and your machete bitch. I'll whip your ass with you using your weapon of choice.
Fuck you and your machete bitch. I'll whip your ass with you using your weapon of choice.
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,975
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,976
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,977
@554,011 (Eco)
"I'm high as a Kite
Got money in my sight
If you wanna talk shit
I'll connect with a Right!"@553,974 (G)
"I'm high as a Kite
Got money in my sight
If you wanna talk shit
I'll connect with a Right!"@553,974 (G)
·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,978
@554,011 (Eco)
@previous (Eco)
You won't do shit fagboy. I'll fuck your mom in the ass and make you watch.
@previous (Eco)
You won't do shit fagboy. I'll fuck your mom in the ass and make you watch.
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,010
Fuck Tha Police 2019 (Audio With Lyrics In Description)
https://youtu.be/GDB96hyl_KcI don’t wear a shield or a bullet-proof vest
‘Cause I’m not a Fuckin’ Punk, with a badge upon my chest
I don’t spray mace, or taser little kids
I’m the one they beat-down in their body-cam vids
They harass protesters when they’re marching on the street
And ticket the homeless, just tryna find a bite to eat
If you’re Black or Native, they’ll knock you off your feet
The ‘Boys in Blue` be lookin` for the next soul to beat
They`ll throw you in a cage, if you step out-of-line
They`ll violate your Rights nearly every fuckin` time
If you`re in bad mental health or suffer from addiction
You`d best be ready for a Police crucifixion
They spray Automatics and ride in armoured whips
They`ll smash you with batons, ram them into your hips
Officer Oink arriving fresh on-the-scene
The Pig Patrol is only out for the green
Constable Cunt-bag be runnin` the Machine
Let`s Scream `Fuck The Police` in 2019!
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,009
Stoner With A Boner
https://youtu.be/4SLNcj6AbCUI like to watch porn
While I sit and eat corn
Beatin' my meat in the street
Like a storm
I like bitches with big butts
And dick-sucking lips
Don't stress, I'll caress ya
With my fingertips
I like a little bitta hair down below
If ya know, my bros
That's just how it goes
Fuck bitches in the ass
Til they curl they toes
Leave da window open
Give the people a show
I like fucking in the shower
Til they feel the power
I'm the man of the hour
As I start to devour
The beaver
Best believe'er
I'm going to leave'er
Moaning and groaning
Just banging and boning
Til the morning is dawning
Upon us all
If I really love'er
I ain't usin' no rubber
Don't really give a fuck
If she gotta bitta blubber
Dat's more cushion for da pushion
Let's get dem juices gushin'
I ain't rushin'
Just thrustin'
Like a jackrabbit
With a bad habit
Of slammin' and jammin'
My dick in her salmon
Til she rammin' the headboard
Ain't no pussy famine
Sometimes I squirt early
Sometimes I fuck longer
Depends on how she
Work her powers on my dong or
The size of the rack or
What she got in da back
Try to stay on-track
But she a freak in the sac
A little BDSM
Is the creme-de-la-creme
And chicks in latex
Well I really love them
Don't forget to work the balls, babe
And a little deep-throat
Love fuckin' in the back
Of a car or a boat
But my fetish is to spread lettuce
Let's get someone to pet us
Below the belt
I'll leave welts
On her ass
Til she melts
With extasy, sex with me's
Like earning your black belt
69-ing all the time and
Keep her pining for what's mine
Got a sexual shrine
So baby please climb
Up on-top and don't stop
Til I slap my cock
Off your tongue
Pornstars like Valentina Nappi
Keep me smiling and keep my dick happy
Olive oil feels good for handjobs
But I prefer to have'er gag and slob
The dirtier, the better
Rougher and wetter
As she carresses my knob
My worst addiction
Is da sexual friction
Little bitta groupsex
Hell nah I ain't through yet
Are you wet?
It may sound a little scary
But I like to fuck in the cemetery
Little roleplay
Keep it going all day
Put the Kama Sutra to shame
If you may
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,008
ANONYMOUS HACKERS' ANTHEM!!! Anonymous In the House!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq4AXwvJX7g&feature=youtu.beDescr@Anonymous Hackers
Stealth Attackers
Tackle motherfuckers like the @Green Bay Packers
Soon comin' at ya
The Story gets whacker
An NSA-Tracker
Is on ya back!
Freedom Fighters
Crowd Delighters
Corporate Crooks be within our sight or
Anyone fuckin' with our Great Mother Earth
Been lobbyin' for love since the day of our Birth
Put corrupt politicians in a figurative Hearse
If you're thinkin' we're through, bro, it gets a lot worse!
Expect, to meet us, and greet us, #DeathEaters
Police the 'Dark Web', bitch you think you can beat us!?
Civil disobedience, crossing all the Medians
Empowering the masses, as we kick Corporate Asses
Lads and Lasses, Let's go nuts on these Fascists!
Rise Up!
Rise Up!
Said Open Your Fuckin' Eyes Up!
Right Now!
Your resident Nut-Job is up on the scene
Sewing dissent like @Rage Against The Machine
'Til @Julien Assange is Free
You'll be hearing from Me
And other Masked Avengers on a Liberating Spree!
From Madrid to Tokyo
Ibiza and Back
Our Freedom of Speech
Is under attack!
Rise up and unite
Please don't give up the Fight
If we're Jailed
The Details
Will be sent in the Mail
Now I'm through tellin' You
What We're Plannin' to Do!
Motherfucker!
~Ecomaniac (From Rebel Rhymez Vol. 1 [on Soundcloud)
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,979
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,007
You're Just a ONE-NIGHT-STAND, who Bows To My Command!
You're just a One-Night-StandWho Bows to My Command
With My Pimp Back-hand
I'll slap you til you can't stand
In court, I'll tell the judge I was high on Crack
And play the Mental Health card, and leave it at that
At most, they'll hand me a bit of Community Service
Which I could do on My Head, without gettin' Nervous
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,980
@previous (Eco)
"I used to RUN THE TRAP-HOUSE
Smoked a lotta Free Dope
When you Cats were in prison
Probably dropped tha Soap
I'll hang yo ass from a roap
As I'm Rockin' tha Boat"
"I used to RUN THE TRAP-HOUSE
Smoked a lotta Free Dope
When you Cats were in prison
Probably dropped tha Soap
I'll hang yo ass from a roap
As I'm Rockin' tha Boat"
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,981
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,005
I Used to RUN Tha TRAP-HOUSE,Smoked a lot of Free DopeIn Jail, y'all cats probably Dropped the Soap
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 6 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,982
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,006
They BOYCOTT My Record & Call Me RACIST, All because they didn't wanna Face This...
They don't buy my Record, and call me RacistAll because they didn't wanna Face this
I use the N-Word so Gracious
Ya know I'm Riding First-Class, so Spacious
So write 666 in a Pentagram
And Pay Respects to the Eco on Instagram!
Uncle Sam, will have you fighting in a Bloody War
As for me, I'd rather fuck a Bloody Whore
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,003
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,985
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,999
So Write 6-6-6 in a Pentagram, And Pay RESPECT To THE ECO on Instagram!
I Run on CaffeineIf y'all ever seen
My mind Race a Mile-a minute
Shit gets Mean
Ideas start poppin' up out of Thin Air
And rhymes that ain't stoppin' til I rip this shit bare!
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 34 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,987
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,988
@553,999 (Eco)
Well, now that you've proven you're a spammy faggot, I hope On has his way with you. Thank you for making it easier to be rid of you.
Well, now that you've proven you're a spammy faggot, I hope On has his way with you. Thank you for making it easier to be rid of you.
·Anonymous F — 7.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,989
·Anonymous H — 7.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,990
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,004
·Anonymous J — 7.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,991
·Anonymous J — 7.1 years ago, 45 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,992
·Anonymous H — 7.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,994
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,002
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,001
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,000
I'm Tha Next Makavelli I Spit Rhymes WIth My CellieAnd I LIke To Smoke Crack, What you goin' Tell Me
https://youtu.be/sIz8gD3fkJw·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,995
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,998
Eco VS. LIl Wayne (OFFICIAL)
Little Wayne Betta Move and Step AsideFind a Place ta Hide
Before my chrome Collides
With the side of his head
Spillin' red, I'll have him left for Dead
Don't trip, homie, ya heard what I Said!
Now I Represent Killers on tha Block
Got Bitches on My Cock
And I just might, Smoke you wit’ a Glock
The way I talk will shock
The hot-spots where I’m known to Rock
The ‘Big Ry Dawg’ is bringing ‘Thug Life’ Back
On each and every Track
It’s like a full-on attack
The streets will feel the Ecomaniac!
I’ma Spit a little Shit
‘Bout A Punk named ‘Weezy’
I ain’t tryin’ ta sound tough
Or tryin’ ta Act Sleazy
That little Artificial Thug
Betta pray he don’t see me
Or I’ma stab him through the Gut
Fuck his Bitch in the Butt
From ear-to-ear he’ll get cut
As I’m bustin’ a Nut!
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #553,997
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,142
Preview My New Album on JewTube!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyx6ykQeu2jldBxg9y-rz748rdOOxPRsP·Anonymous G — 7.1 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,023
·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,026
·Anonymous J — 7.1 years ago, 58 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,027
+Anonymous Z-22 — 7.1 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,028
·Eco — 7.1 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,033
Blame It On My Pops, The Fucker Beat Me Everyday, So I'm Layin' Down Raps Til My Hair Turn Grey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaLXRGK3fzo&index=2&list=PLyx6ykQeu2jldBxg9y-rz748rdOOxPRsP&t=0s·Anonymous Q — 7.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,031
+Anonymous Z-23 — 7 years ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,077
·Anonymous J — 7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,078
@554,142 (Eco)
@previous (Z-23)
> get help
I agree. He should get help to promote his work. Shall we set up a Gofundme page for his demos?
@previous (Z-23)
> get help
I agree. He should get help to promote his work. Shall we set up a Gofundme page for his demos?
·Eco — 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,131
·Anonymous F — 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,086
·Eco — 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,128
·Anonymous Z-20 — 7 years ago, 42 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,087
·Anonymous Z-20 — 7 years ago, 26 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,088
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,089
·Anonymous J — 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,090
·Anon X-1 — 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,091
@554,131 (Eco)
@previous (J)
What I enjoy the most is this:
Mod ON takes 35 seconds to merge Eco crap into this - And I never look at that link
https://tinychan.org/topic/51793
@previous (J)
What I enjoy the most is this:
Mod ON takes 35 seconds to merge Eco crap into this - And I never look at that link
https://tinychan.org/topic/51793
·Eco — 7 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,129
If You Ever Had a Black Man Steal Your Purse, Or Maybe Do Something Worse..
If you ever had a Black Man steal your purseOr Maybe do something worse
I'll dedicate you this verse
And medicate you like a Nurse
Wit tha Remedy to stop ya pockets from bein' empty
Around blacks, don't relax, and watch yo stacks
They always on the Hunt for something to Jack!
+FuckButts — 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,092
·Dead !Pool..v42s — 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,093
·FuckButts — 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,094
@554,129 (Eco)
@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
> > beautiful
>
> This.
>
>
> But, the opposite.
you make a poem thats better.
@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
> > beautiful
>
> This.
>
>
> But, the opposite.
you make a poem thats better.
·Dead !Pool..v42s — 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,095
@554,129 (Eco)
@previous (FuckButts)
Veronica why can't you see
What you could truly be
If you let yourself be free
Slow down your mind and be
Be happy.
@previous (FuckButts)
Veronica why can't you see
What you could truly be
If you let yourself be free
Slow down your mind and be
Be happy.
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,096
·Eco — 7 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,130
I Need A Slut With Weed, To Fulfill My Needs
I Need A Bitch With WeedTo fulfill my Needs
Plant that Sacred Seed
And watch the Beauty just Bleed
Into a Magic Mixture,
A potent Elixir
Yeah, the High'll trick ya
I want a Green-guzzling Slut
To shove a Bong up her butt
As I'm busting a Nut
She'll know to keep her mouth Shut
·Anonymous Q — 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,097
·Anonymous C — 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,098
·Anonymous Q — 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,099
·Anonymous J — 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,100
@554,131 (Eco)
@554,096 (Und !9xA/AQJjBg)
How about you grow up and accept that some people like things that you don't?
@554,096 (Und !9xA/AQJjBg)
How about you grow up and accept that some people like things that you don't?
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,101
@554,131 (Eco)
@previous (J)
I like rap. You just suck at it. Why don't you "grow up" and take an insult like a man, Eco? You're kind of a pussy, bud.
@previous (J)
I like rap. You just suck at it. Why don't you "grow up" and take an insult like a man, Eco? You're kind of a pussy, bud.
·Anonymous J — 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,102
@554,131 (Eco)
@previous (Und !9xA/AQJjBg)
I'm not eco. Mods can see I'm not. And your obsession with him is so fucking sad.
@previous (Und !9xA/AQJjBg)
I'm not eco. Mods can see I'm not. And your obsession with him is so fucking sad.
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,103
@554,131 (Eco)
@previous (J)
Shh stop raising your voice, Eco. Just take it like a man and move on. Easy.
@previous (J)
Shh stop raising your voice, Eco. Just take it like a man and move on. Easy.
·Eco — 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,132
I'm Being CHARGED with B & E, And Forcible Entry
Kicked in my Dad's DoorWhile I was just looking for
A few Dead Presidents
As I was cabbing from the store
I needed $40 bucks
And didn't really give a fuck
So I booted the doorframe
Until it suddenly came
Off the hinges
Like smashed syringes
Then the PIGS picked me up
And drove me to the Station
Where I engaged in a little
Bitta private masturbation
Now, I'm being charged with B&E
And 'Forcible Entry'
I had court the other day
But I asked for a Delay
'Cause what else is there to say
I needed Crack either way
·Eco — 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,133
For Eco's Niggaz
Cooking Crack in tha KitchenPickin' Crumbs off tha Floor
Thinkin' bout my dark-skinned homies
I don't hear From no more
They're all out coppin' g's
And they forget about me
Cause my cash flows dried
Temporarily
But When I'm really stacking paper
They'll all wanna be my Niggers!
It won't be long until the Eco
Is seeing 6-figures!
I write like Pac, AND flow like Jigga!
I made the Rap Game my Bitch
Gave it to them from behind
When ya finish my CD
Y'all betta hit Rewind!
As I'm on the Grind!
And out to get Mine!
While Flashing Gang Signs!
·Eco — 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,135
How I Smoked $10,000 in Free Dope Running A Booming Crack-House
Initially, I allowed 2 Niggers spend a week at my place and chop out of there.They invited other dealers, who cooked crack in my kitchen and sold out of my house.
Coke, crack, heroin, fentanyl, Acid, Molly, you name it, we sold it.
I struck a deal with a few of the dealers that I would get X number of free tokes of crack a day, plus a toke for every run that I made or Chop that I brought into the house.
I also got free crack for running errands like picking up Pizza, Fried Chicken, And shit for the Negroes.
I was smoking about $300-500 of free crack a day with 12 dealers selling and cooking out of my house at one point, and was sharing the Crack with my girlfriend at the time.
We had Pimps and prostitutes crashing in the living room every night, and my House developed a reputation as the busiest Trap House in the city at one point.
·Eco — 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,134
2011, Black Man Steals My Bike, When I had just got back from a nature Hike!
2011, Black Man Steals My BikeWhen I had just got back from a nature Hike
2014 Black man steals my phone
As I walking down the Edmonton Streets Alone
2018, Black man steals my girl
Is there anything that they won't steal in the world??
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7 years ago, 27 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,104
·Eco — 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,146
When To SLAP a Woman
Cock your Hand Back and Slap the HoeWhen She Runnin' round town with niggaz you don't know
If she goin' through your phone
Whenever she alone
Grab a hold of her linens
And send her head spinnin'!
Because you gotta know WHEN to enforce them rules
Or a female will play yo ass just like a fool
And take ya to school
She'll take ya money and Jewels
If ya comin' home from Work
And she won't raise her skirt
It's time to tell that bitch
She About to get hurt
If you coming home late
And she got drama to create
Tell her it's time to Get Fucked
Wit a little bitta Hate!
·Dead !Pool..v42s — 7 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,105
@554,135 (Eco)
She was probably getting banged out every time you left the house without her, you know that right? Not sure if I'd brag about that.
She was probably getting banged out every time you left the house without her, you know that right? Not sure if I'd brag about that.
·Eco — 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,136
I Smear Shit On The Walls Of Bathroom Stalls, As I'm Stroking My Balls! Got People Appalled!
I smear shit on the wallsOf bathroom stalls
As I'm stroking my balls
Got people appalled!
I shoot Dice in the Alley
At a Black Lives Rally
I be in-public pissin'
While I got yo bitch missin'
Hear da Crack smoke hissin'
'Cause I'm a man on a Mission
·Eco — 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,137
2 My Female Fans, Post Them Tah-tah's
Bonus points for writing "I <3 Eco" On your cleavage!·Eco — 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,138
'A Bona Fide Suicide Note'
Sold all of my shitAnd I nearly got hit
More than two times
But let's keep it legit
Lost all of my friends
And I'm hooked on the ends
Where I end up depends
On tha dollar and cents
And I'm broke as I smoke
And startin' to choke
My nose filled with coke
Since the day I first spoke
No sympathy from my peers
As I'm drenched in these tears
I killed so many beers
Over these fucked-up years
I wanna drive a knife through my heart
I was sick of this Life from the start
Yeah I'm so sick of falling apart
Every bitch that I meet with we Part
Because Women got no patience
When it comes to addiction
They want yo ass clean
And that ain't no fiction
It's been 6 weeks
Since my Dick's felt Friction!
I can't get no Likes on CrackBook or JewTube
And All I really wanted was to see some Boobs
Before I die
While I'm High
Watching time fly by
So I put a plastic bag over my head
And hope that someone walk in and find me dead
With my mouth spillin' Red
And a letter that Said
I BLAME EVERY WOMAN THAT I've HAD IN MY BED!
·Eco — 7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,106
·Eco — 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,139
"It's Sad, But Sometime WE ALL GOTTA SAY GOODBYE..." </3 ~Eco
https://youtu.be/3sPd8z_gqBESold all of my shit
And I nearly got hit
More than two times
But let's keep it legit
Lost all of my friends
And I'm hooked on the ends
Where I end up depends
On tha dollar and cents
And I'm broke as I smoke
And startin' to choke
My nose filled with coke
Since the day I first spoke
No sympathy from my peers
As I'm drenched in these tears
I killed so many beers
Over these fucked-up years
I wanna drive a knife through my heart
I was sick of this Life from the start
Yeah I'm so sick of falling apart
Every bitch that I meet with we Part
Because Women got no patience
When it comes to addiction
They want yo ass clean
And that ain't no fiction
It's been 6 weeks
Since my Dick's felt Friction!
I can't get no Likes on CrackBook or JewTube
And All I really wanted was to see some Boobs
Before I die
While I'm High
Watching time fly by
So I put a plastic bag over my head
And hope that someone walk in and find me dead
With my mouth spillin' Red
And a letter that Said
I BLAME EVERY WOMAN THAT I've HAD IN MY BED!
·Eco — 7 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,140
Eco's Thuggin', Niggaz Buggin'
\Eco's Thuggin', Niggaz Buggin''https://youtu.be/k8IkxD59a24
I smear Shit on the Stalls
Of the Bathroom Walls
As I'm stroking my Balls
Got the People Appalled!....
Bitch, I got rhymes comin' out my ass!
Used to pass gas in the back on class
Now I Blow Snow while I bang yo hoe!
And I move bricks while she suck my dick!
See, I've been initiated into the game
Ain't doin' it for the dough or the dames
To me these Snitches lookin' all the same
They all just thinkin' that I'm out for the fame!"
~Ecomaniac
·Eco — 7 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,141
So I Put A Plastic Bag Over My Head, Hopin' Someone Walks In & FInds Me Dead!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sPd8z_gqBE·Eco — 7 years ago, 55 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,147
I'm Tha Krack-House King, Nigga Get In The Ring! Hear the Eco Sing! And Watch Asses Swing!
I'm Da Krack House KingMa Nigga, Get in Tha Ring
Hear 'The Eco' Sing
And Watch Asses Swing
Because I like to Chop Rocks
And Start A Hot-Box
I'm a Serial Killer
You know there Ain't no one Realer!
These other Rappers Spit Filler
While The Eco Is iller!
Than 95% of Rappers Hittin' the Stage!
They Fill me Wit' Rage!
'Cause My Bars Are More than Words on a Page!
Niggaz Watch me Age
While some wanna see me locked in a Cage!
But I like Bitches Who be Brown or Beige!"
·Eco — 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,107
@previous (Eco)
...
Pull yo Glocks Out NIgga!
Got Our Cocks Out NIgga!
Have Eco Clockin' 6 Figgaz!
While Clickin' dem Triggaz!
Da Eco's Out For Tha Cheddar!
Ain't no Nigga Who's Better!"
...
Pull yo Glocks Out NIgga!
Got Our Cocks Out NIgga!
Have Eco Clockin' 6 Figgaz!
While Clickin' dem Triggaz!
Da Eco's Out For Tha Cheddar!
Ain't no Nigga Who's Better!"
·Eco — 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,144
Sometimes I Watch Porn; Sometimes I Watch Sci-Fi; Sometimes I Like To HACK Into Da Neighbor's Wi-Fi!
Sometimes I watch Porn;Sometimes I watch Sci-Fi
Sometimes I like to Hack
Into the Neighbor's Wi-Fi
Log Onto their Router
And I Steal Their Connection
So I can Browse For Free
In the Triple-X Section
Givin' The Eco An Erection
With No Chance for Rejection
I'm 2Pac's Resurrection!"
~ From 'CyberStalkaz' by Ecomaniac and the Notorious B.I.G.
·Eco — 7 years ago, 23 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,108
·Eco — 7 years ago, 12 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,109
@554,144 (Eco)(Biggie:)
I'm all about ma dough
Wit an Electric Flow
And I Run wit Str8 Hackaz
From Anonymous, Yo!
Now It's Time to Rhyme and hit you wit a Slow Jam
Ya know Big Poppa be Runnin' Cracked Programs
Got Da Key Generators
While da Hunnies Masturbate Us
On an Island In Barbados
As We Scarfin' Down Potatoes"
·Eco — 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,110
@554,144 (Eco)OH SHIT! P DIDDY JUST SHOWED UP!
(P. Diddy:)
Ya Know the Name Is Diddy
I'm a Hacker Who's Gritty
I De-Crypted da Whole City
Just so I can Browse Titties!
And I Hacked a Niggaz MSN
So they threw me in Tha Pen
But While I'm Sittin' in Jail
I know Anons will post Bail!
And send me Dope In the Mail!
Too many hackaz to unveil!"
·Eco — 7 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,145
"Smoking Crack Is Like An ORGASM In The Brain" ~Eco
·Anonymous J — 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,111
·Anonymous J — 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,112
·Eco — 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,148
"I'm Beginning To Feel Like A TRAP GOD, All Muh NIggaz Who Be Smoking Crack Nod!
"'Cause I'm Beginning to feel like a TRAP GODALL ma Niggaz who be out there Smoking Crack Nod
Last Night I Heard Yo Mama Sucked A Black Rod
Let me show you cooking Dope Ain't really THAT HARD!!"
·Eco — 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,149
My Bank Account's DRY, So I Can't Get HIGH! I Was Swimmin' In Women, Now I Sit Here & CRY
My Bank Account's DrySo I can't Get High
Was Once Swimmin' in Women
Now I Sit Here & Cry
Hopin' some Fat Bitch
Will Let the Ry- Stroke Her Thigh...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sPd8z_gqBE
·Eco — 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,151
SO I BLOW A FUCKIN' HOLE THROUGH MY BRAIN, BEFORE GOIN' INSANE, MAYBE I'LL GET TO FEEL PUSSY AGAIN!
https://youtu.be/3sPd8z_gqBE·Eco — 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,113
·Eco — 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,115
·Eco — 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,152
I Go From Ass-To-Mouth, Without Rinsin' It Out!
I Go From Ass-To-Mouth,Without Rinsin' It Out!
And to Show That I Love her,
I ain't usin' NO RUBBER!
Jam My Dick in her Blubber
Smack her wit' a Dish-Scrubber!
·Eco — 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,153
SUCK MY DICK, MODS!!
I'll keep Spammin' this SiteLike it's my God-Given Right
To Just say what I Like
To Niggers Jews & Kikes ;)
·Eco — 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,154
TORONTO VS. EVERYBODY
I was born in T-DotWhere I nearly Got Shot!
Stealin' Niggaz Purses
But I never Got Caught
From Jane & Finch to Regent Park
I roamed all Toronto's Hoods After Dark
You'll get decapitated, just for a Lark
By the Niggaz I run With, Now Light the Spark!
Mayor Ford Smoked Crack
Put Toronto On Tha Map
Now the Ecomaniac
Got the Rap Game In a Sack!
·Eco — 7 years ago, 25 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,120
@previous (Eco)"Born in Jane & Finch
Wildest Hood in 'T-Dot'
But moved out when I was 2
'Cause the place was getting hot
...popped E's in Edmonton, and
Now I bust shots
And run the dope spot!
·Eco — 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,121
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,122
·Eco — 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,123
@554,154 (Eco)I'm Gonna Bake Drake
Like a Birthday Cake
To show that he's Fake
Feel The Eco's Earthquake!
·Eco — 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,155
I'm Gonna Bake Drake Like a Birthday Cake! To Show That He's Fake, Feel The Eco's Earthquake!
I'm Gonna Bake DrakeLike a Birthday Cake
To show that he's Fake
Feel The Eco's Earthquake!
He doesn't Rep my City
All his Rhymes are Shitty
I'd Rather Kick it with Fitty
Get Down to tha Nitty-Gritty!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8IkxD59a24
·Eco — 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,124
@previous (Eco)He Says He 'Started From the Bottom'
But Grew Up in Yorkville
My Laser-Scope's Got Him
And I'm Goin' For Tha Kill
Tell that Nigga to take a Chill Pill
Before He Comes To Fuck With Tha King of Forest Hill!"
·Eco — 7 years ago, 2 days later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,271
Vicariously, I....Smoke Crack Every Nigh!
I leave Bodies In the Street'Cause I'm Known as The ELITE!
So, If you wanna run yo Mouth
I'll Make it Short & Sweet!
As I clap you with tha Heat!
Them Niggaz In for a Treat!
VICARIOUSLY, I!!
SMOKE CRACK EVERY NIGH!
LOVE LETTING MY
BRAIN FRY!!!
+Anonymous Z-25 — 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,264
@previous (Eco)
YOU STUPID FUCKING SLAVIC NIGGER SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR "RAPS" IF I COULD I WOULD SEND HALF THE NIGGERS FROM COMPOTON TO VISIT YOUR UPPITY ASS AND LEAVE IT TWICE AS WIDE THAN IT ALREADY IS
SO HELP ME ALLAH IN HEAVEN I WILL POST YOUR FACE ON EVERY ANTI-RACIST WEBSITE THEIR IS AND MAYBE EVEN FIND YOUR EX PROSTITUTE GF AND FUCK HER MYSELF AND SEND YOU THE TAPE
YOU STUPID FUCKING SLAVIC NIGGER SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR "RAPS" IF I COULD I WOULD SEND HALF THE NIGGERS FROM COMPOTON TO VISIT YOUR UPPITY ASS AND LEAVE IT TWICE AS WIDE THAN IT ALREADY IS
SO HELP ME ALLAH IN HEAVEN I WILL POST YOUR FACE ON EVERY ANTI-RACIST WEBSITE THEIR IS AND MAYBE EVEN FIND YOUR EX PROSTITUTE GF AND FUCK HER MYSELF AND SEND YOU THE TAPE
·Eco — 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,272
Women Got No Patience, When It Comes to Addiction...It's Been 6 Weeks Since My Dick's Felt Friction!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sPd8z_gqBE·Eco — 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,292
Eco Performs 'Eco's Thuggin', NIggaz Buggin' Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siow1qM5ZH0&feature=youtu.be·Eco — 7 years ago, 16 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,327
It's Always 4 Cops, Who be Jumping ONE Guy, Steal Dope From tha Evidence Room, So Pigs Can Get High!
It's always 4 CopsThat be Jumpin' one guy
Steal dope from the evidence room
So the Pigs can get High...
Blame it on the Government
Standin' there hoverin'
Cops on e'ery corner,
Hell nah, I ain't lovin' it
Last week, they hit me with a trespassing ticket
I ripped that Bitch up, and told'em where to stick it
Tried to start a protest, was marchin' in a picket
But then I saw your Mom, and she was beggin' me to lick it...
Chief of the Po'-Po'
Likes to Tote a 4-4
Beatin' Niggaz Down
And slam'em to the Floor
They'll spray Mace in ya Face
They think they Run the Whole Place
Arresting prostitutes
Make'em feel disgraced...
·Eco — 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,333
Sargent Scum, is on tha job Drinkin' Rum! You Hiding Dope? He'll Stick His Finger Up Your Bum!
Sargent Scum, is on tha job Drinkin' Rum!If you're hiding Dope
He'll stick his finger up your bum
The Police Get off On the Cavity Search
Or sitting at a Desk
Like a Parrot on a Perch!
They sit in the Car
On tha Tax-Payer's Dollar
And try to Act Hard
Like some kind of Baller
They intimidate Kids
Skateboarding at the School
And are Paid to Enforce
Some really Fuck-up Rules
99% of them
Brain-dead Tools
Yet Still we teach our young
That 'Policing' is 'Cool'....
·Eco — 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,329
They Don't Teach EMPATHY In Policing Schools! They Quick Ta Break Yo Arm, If Ya Break The Rules!
They Don't teach EmpathyIn Policing Schools
But they Quick to Break your Arm
If ya Break the Rules!
If ya Drive 2 clicks
Over the speeding sign
They'll pull your ass over
Give you a Hard Time
If you standin' out front
Of the convenient store
They'll ticket you for loitering
Or perhaps do More!
If you sling a little dope
Just to pay your Rent
They'll Slam your Face
Into the Cement!
If you walkin' home Drunk
From the Club at Night
They'll slap you wit' a fine
And possibly a Fight!
·Eco — 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,328
Snitches Get Stitches For Bein' FAGGOT-ASS BITCHES, They Get Thrown In Ditches; Stripped of Riches!
Snitches Get StitchesFor Bein' Faggot-Ass Bitches!
They Get Thrown In Tha Ditches!
And Stripped of Their Riches!
If you a Fat Rat
You'll get Clapped by the Gat!
And Smashed With A Bat!
And they'll Cut off Your Tats!
If You Leakin' Information
To Tha Po-lice Station...
Prepare For A Slow
Fuckin' Mutilation
'Cause Informants on tha Block
Get Shot By the Glock
You See a Nigga Smokin' Rock
Betta Keep yo Mouth Locked!
Unless you wanna get Knocked!
Get your Face Smashed and Socked!
·Eco — 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,330
If you Leakin' Information to the Police Station, Prepare For a Slow Fuckin' Mutilation
If you wearing a WireWe got Guns-for-Hire
We'll tie your Ass up
And Ignite a Fire
You think it's Funny
To call in an Anonymous Tip?
Then prepare to get Stripped,
And have your Foreskin Ripped!
'Cause I'm on an Acid Trip
And I can hear the Pigs Zip
Flyin' down the Road
To enforce the Drug Code
Well They can Lick My Chode
'Cause I'm about to Explode
I'm tired of these RATS!
I beat'em wit'em Wooden BATS!
When I post Shit Online,
They say I'm committing Hate Crimes
But I'm just tryin' to Kick Rhymes
You mind yo business, I'll mind Mine!
·Eco — 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,334
Think It's FUNNY to Call In An 'Anonymous Tip'?! Prepare Ta Get Stripped & Have Yo Foreskin Ripped!
·Anonymous Z-20 — 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,314
·Anonymous Z-20 — 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,315
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,317
·Anonymous Z-13 — 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,319
·Eco — 7 years ago, 1 day later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,406
Last Week, My Nigga 'B' Stole A Hotel TV, And Pawned That Shit, So Fuckin' Quickly...
I'll Rip out your Braids'Til The Eco Gets Paid!
You think you da Boss?
Betta cut yo Loss!
Last week, I heard my nigga stole a TV
And pawned that shit, eva so quickly
These Niggaz be Runnin' Round
Like they Own my Town!
But if they Front on the Eco
I'ma Cut'em all down!
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,389
·Eco — 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,407
"I Be Thuggin' 'Til I Die & Forever Gettin' High! The Ry-Guy Makes Killin' Easy-As-Pie!"
This one's for the time Niggaz Stole My Bike!When I was just out goin' For a Nature Hike!
This track for the time a Nigga Stole my Phone!
When I was walking from the Club, one night Alone..
And this Joint's for the time a Nigga Stole My Girl!
Is there ANYTHING They Won't Steal In Tha World?!
I'm sick of getting Jacked!
By Fellaz who Black!
Quit picking on the Ecomaniac!
·Eco — 7 years ago, 22 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,391
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,392
·Eco — 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,408
Bitches Know My PENIS Be As Smooth As VENUS! And By The Way I Bust Raps, Niggaz Call Me A 'GENIUS'!
I had 4 or 5 ProstitutesLivin' Out My House
And they Gave Me Free Dope
And Fucked My Brains Out!
I'm a PIMP in-training!
Got my Macking Degree!
Niggaz would give they left nut!
To Brush shoulders with me!
I made my Bitch, Shae
Official 'Trap House Queen'
And we Smoked Dope Like A Machine!
No, we Never had to Fiend!
And to all my Side-Hoe's
Who gave the Eco free Blow
Get AIDS-tested First,
And I'll lick ya Down-Low
(Pic Related is Shae, former 'Trap-House Queen')
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,396
·Eco — 7 years ago, 20 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,439
"Stop Resisting!"
Had a couple Beers on a Friday NightThen the Neighbor's Chirped-Off, Looking For A Fight
Then the Pigs showed up, flashing siren Lights
And Tried to jump me, But I connect with a Right!
But then 3 more Pigs arrived on the scene
And needless to say, I was smoking the Green
They started getting mean, and causing a scene
So I spat in their face, my judgement was keen
But they slammed me to the floor
Started beating on me more
And screamed 'Stop Resisting!'
I knew what was in-store
They whipped out a Taser
From out they belt
And Zapped my Fuckin' Chest
Til my bones nearly melt
They Beat me til I'm bruised
And left a fat welt
Then they slammed my head against
The Cruiser door
And threw me in the car,
While they talked shit more...
I never got to make it
To tha Liquor Store
To reload on Jim Beam,
Before the Pigs act a Whore...
While I was bleeding on the Ground
I couldn't help but look around
And hear the Pigs taking Statements
While I begged for an Abatement
To the Beating they rained down
Upon my head
The Officers Ain't happy
Til they see a player dead!
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,434
·Eco — 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,438
Niggaz Flashin' Grills, While The Eco's Poppin' Pills
Niggaz flashing GrillsWhile The Eco's Poppin' Pills
Yeah, I'm out to get the thrills
And Maybe make a Couple Kills
My Rhymes Give Y'all the Chills
Salute the ill-willed!
I be smokin' Mad Joints
Make sure yo dope on-point!
'Cause if ya get short-changed
Faces get rearranged
I'm An East Coast Thug
But My Crib Got Bugs
And I Run with Bloods
Who Leave Niggaz in the Mud!
You take my Bars for Jokes
Homie, you gonna get smoked!
I'll give yo bitch an Orgasm
Then Beat you til you Spasm!
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,435
·Eco — 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,436
"I'll BOX Your Face, Son! You'll Git Replaced, Hun!"
I'll BOX Your Face, Son!And Jack Off On the Wound!
You'll Git Replaced, Hun!
Beat til yo Face Ballooned!
Let's Take this Outside!
Watch yo ass run and Hide!
Please allow me to Confide!
I'm 'bout to commit Homicide!
Yeah I tried, Lied, alibied
Was on the brink of Suicide!
But now I'm out for Revenge!
Like the man who Sacked Stonehenge!
How It plays out depends
Upon you supplyin' those Ends
I've made Mistakes I need to Mend
But my Soul ain't bout to Bend
Just to Fend off these attacks
By these Niggaz act'in' whack
Hatin' on the Mothafuckin' Ecomaniac!
·Anonymous J — 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,437
·Eco — 7 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,442
Eco SMOKES A JOINT & Sings 'Lola Montez' By Volbeat (VIDEO)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YnsLS_QE5Q·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,441
@previous (Eco)
Why do you think any of us would want to hear you sing/rap/do anything? You know we're not a captive audience, right?
Why do you think any of us would want to hear you sing/rap/do anything? You know we're not a captive audience, right?
·Eco — 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #554,443
Eco Signs 'KILLPOP' By Slipknot While Stoned
https://youtu.be/Ymw5cL_PkQk·Eco — 7 years ago, 1 week later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #554,885
I Need A Broad, To Caress My Rod; I Need A Shorty, Who be Younger Than 40...
I need A BroadTo caress my Rod
When I ask If she's Horny
That bitch better Nod
I need a Dame
Who's music tastes aren't Lame
Who's a Beast in the Sack
All the motherfuckin' Same
I need a Hunny
To motivate me to get money
Who's down to go out
If it's Rainy or sunny
I need a Shorty
Who be younger than 40
Who's skin is so smooth
Not rough and Warty
I need a Bitch
To sew and to stitch
All of my Clothing
As I carve my Niche
I need a Misses
With Sugary kisses
Who will let me watch
When she shits or pisses
I need a Lady
Who dresses dark and Shady
Who will Ride with me
Until I'm 80
I need a Chick
Who will Worship my Dick
Who's Waist is slender
Who's Thighs are thick...
But it's all just a Dream
Inside of my Head
There's no one to make me Cream
In this Lonely bed...
·Eco — 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #554,884
I Need A Misses, With Deadly Kisses, Who Will Let Me Watch, When She Shits Or Pisses!
I want a Tattooed VixenWho's down for some Friction
Who is well-read in the Classics
...has a heart for the Fiction
I want a Gothic Girl
To take for a whirl
Who will make me a Sanwich
That won't make me hurl
I need a Vegan Wench
Who won't break the Bench
When her ass sits down
On a ledge or a Fence
I like'em Submissive and Shy
Cunts who like to get high
With Sex in her eye
And Deadly thighs
·Eco — 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #554,883
If Eminem Is The 'Rap God', Who Be the "Grunge God"?
·Eco — 7 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #554,882
Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall, Who's The Sickest G of All? It's the E-C-O, Who Be Smackin' A Hoe...
Mirror, Mirror, on the WallWho's the Sickest G of All?
Who's got the most hair on they Balls?
Who's # is on every Bathroom Stall?
It's the E-C-O
Who be Smackin' the Hoe
Eco-maniac
Who havin' Panic attacks
Who smokes more Green than Willie Nelson & Snoop
Who makes cute faces while he's taking a Poop?
It's the E-C-O
And Real Players Know
Who gets the Most Ass
When he puts on a Show
·Eco — 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #554,881
Who Smokes More Weed Than Willie Nelson or Snoop? Who Makes Cute Faces While Taking A Poop?
I'm a Certified MackOn the Pimpin' Hoes Track
My Skin may not be Black
But I've got a HUGE Sack!
Who helps Niggers fill they Wallet?
How I see it's how I call it...
Who gets 'Happy Endings' at the Chinky Massage Parlor?
When the Eco leaves the Streets, they will see me as a Martyr!
·Eco — 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #554,880
I Help NIggaz FIll They Wallet, How I See It's How I Call It!
I'm an Anorexic, half-dyslexicMothafuckin' 'Krack King'!
I'm known to Spit some Whack Things!
While Fighting in the Black Ring!
But Niggaz Never Show Respect
And they take my Whole Cheque!
But the Jungle Bunnies Love me,
'Cause I've got defined Pec's!
·Eco — 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #554,879
Niggaz Neva Show Respect, And they Took My Whole Cheque! So I Cut My Wrist,Tie Rope Around my Neck!
Who helps Niggers fill they Wallet?How I see it's how I call it...
Who gets 'Happy Endings' at the Chinky Massage Parlor?
When the Eco leaves the Streets, they will see me as a Martyr!
I'm a Certified Mack
On the Pimpin' Hoes Track
My Skin may not be Black
But I've got a HUGE Sack!
But Niggaz Never Show Respect
And they Took My Whole Cheque!
So I Slit My Fuckin' Wrist,
Tie A Rope around My Neck!
I'm an Anorexic, half-dyslexic
Mothafuckin' 'Krack King'!
I'm known to Spit some Whack Things!
While Fighting in the Black Ring!
But Niggaz Never Show Respect
And they take my Whole Cheque!
But the Jungle Bunnies Love me,
'Cause I've got defined Pec's!
~Eco
·Eco — 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #554,878
I Went To Eat Her Out, But She SMELLED Like A Trout, Her Pussy Lips Drooped, Her Ass Caked With Poop
I went Pussy-Hunting at the Local Bar,Found me a Bitch, said "Get in the Car!"
She started acting Goofy
So I slipped her a Roofie
Then spent a half-hour
Watching a Movie
Then I reached for her Crotch
Thought she'd taste like Butterscotch
But I went to Eat her Out
And She SMELLED Like A Trout!
Her Pussy Lips Drooped
And her Ass caked with Poop!
So I sent her to the Kitchen,
To make me some Soup!
·Eco — 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #554,877
Went PUSSY-HUNTING @ The Local Bar, Found Me a Bitch, Said 'Get In the Car!"
...her Bod was real HotBut NOT her gross Twat
I Sincerely Thought
She'd Have a Honey-Pot
But the Scabs and Sores
Made It Clear she a Whore
So I kicked her Out tha Door
Beat my meat a lil' More
Then I walked to the Store
Wished I wasn't so Poor
Bought me some Chips
Stared at the Casheir's Hips
Envisioned her Pussy Lips
But she flashed me an Eyeful
Of Pancake Nipples!
So I gave up for the Night
Yet her voice still Ripples...
·Eco — 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #554,876
She Acted Goofy, So I Slipped Her a Roofie, Then Raped The Bitch, And Made A SNUFF MOVIE!
The Snatch Saga pressed on,While I sat on the John
Wonderin' where I went Wrong
Is it the Size of my Dong???
I walked through the Gay Village
Seeking Dyke Cunts to Pillage
Jump a Slut from Behind
That I could Gag and Bind
But I reached down Below
And Wouldn't you Know
She had a MASSIVE Cock!
So I went home and did Blow </3
·Eco — 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #554,875
I Walked Though Tha Gay Village, For Dyke Cunts To Pillage (Eco's Date-Rape Saga)
The Next morning I wokeWith a Gigantic HARD-ON
So I had me a Smoke
Wrote Me a Song
Why Can't The Lord Bless me?
With a Bangin' MILF or
A Sorority Sista
With a Sweet Cunt to Pilfer?
Am I doomed to bang Fatties
And eat Vegan beef Patties
For the REST of my LIFE?
Fuck, just hand me a KNIFE!
Tired of Burying my Face
In Large Panties of Lace
Which emit a FOUL ODOR
That stings Like Bear Mace!
·Eco — 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #554,874
Tired Of Burying My Face, In XXL Panties of Lace, Which Emit An ODOUR, That Stings Like Bear Mace!
So, maybe I thoughtThe problem was with White Hoes
I sought out A Black Beauty
And Ripped off her Close
Then I noticed some Mould
In-between her toes
And tha Black Poonani
Assaulted My Nose!!!
So I just jacked my Johnson
To her nappy-headed face
And Shot Some Semen
All over the Place
Thought to mysef
Eco, You're a digrace
Than Chugged a bottle of Mouthwash,
To get rid of the Taste!
·Eco — 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #554,873
Thought Maybe The Problem Is With WHITE HOES, So I Found A BLACK Beauty & Ripped Off Her Clothes!
Finally, I targeted Stoner ChicksWho can suck on a bong
And Fellate my Dick
They'd give my Wang a nice Tug
While we sit and do Drugs
But instead I found a Meth Mama
With Missing Teeth
She was from da Bahamas
But she let out a Queef!
I was thoroughly turned-off!
Ready to give up on Ladies,
But then I found a Happy Ending
With a Hooker Named Mercedes!!!
·Eco — 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #554,872
I Noticed Some Mold, Between Her Toes, Then The Black POONANI, Assaulted My Nose!! (Da Finale)
Mercedes Moved OnTo some Richer John
So once Again I was left Horny!
Though I know it sounds corny,
I thought maybe, just maybe
The Pussy to Save me
Could be found attached
To a Korean Lady!
She would 'Love Me Long Time'
And serve me Bud Light Lime!
So I laid back on the Massage table
And got a hand Job, and my nigga, that's no Fable!
She made me wear a Rubber,
But at least she had no Blubber
I put it in her Butt
And Boom! Went my left Nut!
She said that'll be 140 bones
I paid the bitch and went home,
And I started to Jones
I smoked a Nice Doobie
And dreamed of her boobies
My life had become
One Twisted Porn Movie!
·Eco — 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #554,871
RIME OF THE ANCIENT PUSSY-POUNDER (An Epic Tragedy!) Eco's COMPLETE Date-Rape Saga!
'Rime of the Ancient Pussy-Pounder' (an Epic Poem)I went Pussy-Hunting at the Local Bar,
Found me a Bitch, said "Get in the Car!"
She started acting Goofy
So I slipped her a Roofie
Then spent a half-hour
Watching a Movie
Then I reached for her Crotch
Thought she'd taste like Butterscotch
But I went to Eat her Out
And She SMELLED Like A Trout!
Her Pussy Lips Drooped
And her Ass caked with Poop!
So I sent her to the Kitchen,
To make me some Soup!
...her Bod was real Hot
But NOT her gross Twat
I Sincerely Thought
She'd Have a Honey-Pot
But the Scabs and Sores
Made It Clear she a Whore
So I kicked her Out tha Door
Beat my meat a lil' More
Then I walked to the Store
Wished I wasn't so Poor
Bought me some Chips
Stared at the Casheir's Hips
Envisioned her Pussy Lips
But she flashed me an Eyeful
Of Pancake Nipples!
So I gave up for the Night
Yet her voice still Ripples...
The Snatch Saga pressed on,
While I sat on the John
Wonderin' where I went Wrong
Is it the Size of my Dong???
Finally, I targeted Stoner Chicks
Who can suck on a bong
And Fellate my Dick
They'd give my Wang a nice Tug
While we sit and do Drugs
But instead I found a Meth Mama
With Missing Teeth
She was from da Bahamas
But she let out a Queef!
I was thoroughly turned-off!
Ready to give up on Ladies,
But then I found a Happy Ending
With a Hooker Named Mercedes!!!
Mercedes Moved On
To some Richer John
So once Again I was left Horny!
Though I know it sounds corny,
I thought maybe, just maybe
The Pussy to Save me
Could be found attached
To a Korean Lady!
She would 'Love Me Long Time'
And serve me Bud Light Lime!
So I laid back on the Massage table
And got a hand Job, and my nigga, that's no Fable!
She made me wear a Rubber,
But at least she had no Blubber
I put it in her Butt
And Boom! Went my left Nut!
She said that'll be 140 bones
I paid the bitch and went home,
And I started to Jones
I smoked a Nice Doobie
And dreamed of her boobies
My life had become
One Twisted Porn Movie!
~Eco, circa 2018
·Eco — 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #554,870
...So I'm Never Gonna (Fuck) Again...White Beef Curtains Got No Rhythm (George Michaels Parody)
I feel so unsureAs I grab her throat and lead her to the dance-floor,
As the music dies
Eco makes Cream-pies!
No intention to pay child-support
...another Sad Goodbye...
So I'm never gonna Fuck again,
Washed-up, white wang got no Rhythm
Though it's easy to Pretend
I know that I'm a fool...
Should've known better than to Cheat on Brittany
Waste the Chance I had with Whitney
So I'm never Gonna Fuck Again
Unless that Fuck is out of Pity... </3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7imqO-OBVk
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