Topic: How I Stole $50 Worth Of Merchandise From The Dollar Store
+Simon Stickyfingers — 7.7 years ago #51,728
So this weekend, me and my Native friend Amy decided to hit up the local dollar store for a pop.
When we got in the store, she asks the store owner for a cloth bag. We then walk down the aisles where she starts filling the bag with candy, hygiene products, house-ware, etc. and asks me to 'Keep Six' on the store clerks...
She then passes me the bag and asks me to meet her in the alley.
It was a bit of an adrenaline rush (the fear of getting caught), but we walked away with quite the haul!
As long as you have one person to distract and make small talk with the clerk, if you go during a dead hour when there is only one clerk, stealing from the dollar store is as easy as pie!
When we got in the store, she asks the store owner for a cloth bag. We then walk down the aisles where she starts filling the bag with candy, hygiene products, house-ware, etc. and asks me to 'Keep Six' on the store clerks...
She then passes me the bag and asks me to meet her in the alley.
It was a bit of an adrenaline rush (the fear of getting caught), but we walked away with quite the haul!
As long as you have one person to distract and make small talk with the clerk, if you go during a dead hour when there is only one clerk, stealing from the dollar store is as easy as pie!
·Simon Stickyfingers (OP) — 7.7 years ago, 5 seconds later[T] [B] #553,137
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·Simon Stickyfingers (OP) — 7.7 years ago, 11 seconds later, 16 seconds after the original post[T] [B] #553,138
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·Simon Stickyfingers (OP) — 7.7 years ago, 10 seconds later, 26 seconds after the original post[T] [B] #553,139
+Omen !!WhT+nWEl9 — 7.7 years ago, 9 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,171
Go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
+Anonymous C — 7.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,175
pathetic
+Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,178
@553,139 (Simon Stickyfingers)
> Shoplifting is a victimless crime
Not if it's from an independently run/small business. Hit corporate super chains if you're gonna be that stupidly desperate for free shit, OP. Or better yet, kys.
> Shoplifting is a victimless crime
Not if it's from an independently run/small business. Hit corporate super chains if you're gonna be that stupidly desperate for free shit, OP. Or better yet, kys.
(Edited 24 seconds later.)
·Omen !!WhT+nWEl9 — 7.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,183
+Anonymous E — 7.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,187
@553,171 (Omen !!WhT+nWEl9)
> Go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
Still pretending to be a "military police officer" eh Omen?
> Go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
Still pretending to be a "military police officer" eh Omen?
+Anonymous F — 7.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,193
@previous (E)
are you under the impression that only a military police officer can figure this to be a crime worth going to jail or are you obsessed with Omen? That was a rhetorical question BTW, you're just an internet troll. ^^ The internet comes chock full of those so no use trying, bring on your funny, buddy. :)
are you under the impression that only a military police officer can figure this to be a crime worth going to jail or are you obsessed with Omen? That was a rhetorical question BTW, you're just an internet troll. ^^ The internet comes chock full of those so no use trying, bring on your funny, buddy. :)
+Anonymous G — 7.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,195
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·Anonymous G — 7.7 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,197
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·Anonymous G — 7.7 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,198
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·Anonymous G — 7.7 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,199
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·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,200
@553,183 (Omen !!WhT+nWEl9)
How do you know? There are private dollar stores everywhere. "The Dollar Store" isn't a chain I've ever heard of.
How do you know? There are private dollar stores everywhere. "The Dollar Store" isn't a chain I've ever heard of.
+Anonymous H — 7.7 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,204
·Anonymous E — 7.7 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,209
·Omen !!WhT+nWEl9 — 7.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,219
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,220
@previous (Omen !!WhT+nWEl9)
You're gonna have to link some proof for me to believe you on that. Upon googling, all I found were the actual chains I was thinking of. Dollar general, family dollar, dollar tree, etc.
You're gonna have to link some proof for me to believe you on that. Upon googling, all I found were the actual chains I was thinking of. Dollar general, family dollar, dollar tree, etc.
·Omen !!WhT+nWEl9 — 7.7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,222
@previous (Und !9xA/AQJjBg)
I saw Dollar Store in DuckDuckGo search.
Edit: There are 861 of them just in my state.
I saw Dollar Store in DuckDuckGo search.
Edit: There are 861 of them just in my state.
(Edited 6 minutes later.)
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,225
@previous (Omen !!WhT+nWEl9)
Ah found it there. My B. I've got none of those in my area, so I assumed they were talking about a generic dollar store.
Ah found it there. My B. I've got none of those in my area, so I assumed they were talking about a generic dollar store.
·Omen !!WhT+nWEl9 — 7.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,226
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,227
·Omen !!WhT+nWEl9 — 7.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,228
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,229
·Omen !!WhT+nWEl9 — 7.7 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,235
+Anonymous I — 7.7 years ago, 21 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,263
Stealing is wrong
·Omen !H3Q7wZ6.SI — 7.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,264
@previous (I)
> Stealing is wrong
So is stolen valor but that doesn't stop me telling people I was a "military police officer" whose responsibilities involved listening to the testimonies of pedophiles, because that's totally what "military police officers" do when they're not spamming porn pictures and writing about "niggers".
> Stealing is wrong
So is stolen valor but that doesn't stop me telling people I was a "military police officer" whose responsibilities involved listening to the testimonies of pedophiles, because that's totally what "military police officers" do when they're not spamming porn pictures and writing about "niggers".
·Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.7 years ago, 8 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,287
+Anonymous J — 7.7 years ago, 1 day later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #553,349
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