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Topic: Ryan's Room-Mate Rap ('Pussy Perry'): "This Pussy Named Perry/ Whose Mom's Cunt Is Hairy..."

+Ryan Rabbithole7.7 years ago #51,724

This Pussy named Perry
Whose Mom's Cunt is hairy
Must want to end up
In the cemetery

This Pussy named Perry
Thinks that he's scary
Runs his mouth Night & Day
To hide that he's Gay

I'll soon bang him out
Without a fucking doubt
If he continues his bitching
If he continues to shout

If I'm making noise
He'll ask me to 'Shush'
If he asks one more time...
He's gonna get crushed!

I've got friends in the Street
Who are known to pack Heat
If he insists upon chirping
It'll be short & sweet!

But thank you for helping
Me to Rap again
If you get on my nerves,
I'll CAP YOU, My Friend!

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See, Perry! I can make signs too!
Unlike your illiterate ass, I can actually spell and use proper grammar & punctuation.
Keep Talking Shit, Bud! You're barking up the wrong tree ;)
(Left this on the fridge door for him to see)
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I guess it's 'Diss Track Wednesday! Who's Next on Eco's Shit-List?!

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

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