Topic: Located God, nor was it all that easy. You have to Drink the Liquid before you can Eat God
+Anonymous A — 7.7 years ago #51,707
So the current way to find God and pray to God and be with God is to first purchase a bottle of Mezcal.Eating God is optional. Remember eating that bread in Church, is the same as eating the body of Jesus the Jew 2.
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| God is Edible | - | 0% | |
| God is not Edible | - | 0% | |
| Based on number of bottles God must exist in multiples | - | 0% |
+Anonymous B — 7.7 years ago, 2 hours later[T] [B] #553,042
Communion is a ploy by the Christian leadership to desensitize the public opinion of cannibalism and reshape society into being a self-sufficient blood bath. Change my mind.
+Und !9xA/AQJjBg — 7.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,046
@previous (B)
Nah, it's just all about the money. Either way, they should be eradicated and Satan should be exalted as our new overlord.
Nah, it's just all about the money. Either way, they should be eradicated and Satan should be exalted as our new overlord.
+The Asshole !ErY2TknG0w — 7.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #553,047
+Anonymous E — 7.7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,091
+The Actor !4TC.D/S4vE — 7.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #553,093
I found Jesus a while ago. Not that hard, he's usually at Baskin Robbins.Start a new topic to continue this conversation.
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