I'm going to be completely honest with you all: Tinychan was my first love and I want to come back home - I just can't, considering the state this site is in. Six months ago, Tinychan mattered more to me than anything else - more than school, more than music, more than the bitches I fucked day in and day out. Then, because of shitty drama and shitty topics and shitty mods, I decided to put it out of its misery by inviting everybody to Minichan.
Today, though, I'm going to do what I should have done back in July. Instead of destroying Tinychan again, I'm going to take it to new heights, and the only way I can do that is if you make me your Sysop. Look at the sorry state your're in now. Your administrator would rather pick a fight with a more successful board than concentrate on running his own, and it shows. How many times can you repost "U mad?" and "You jelly?" before it stops being funny (and no, adding "in space" doesn't make it any better)? Perhaps most importantly, how much butthurt drama and crying can a forum handle until it becomes a chore, rather than a joy, to use? Forget sinking to the level of Minichan - the amount of drama posted here would make Livejournal blush.
I know you can do better. I've seen you do better. This site's administrators have abandoned you - they've let this site become bogged down in petty arguments and useless software upgrades
(why does the tag need support for 10 different programming languages
@OP
> This site's administrators have abandoned you -
You perhaps - They have not abandoned me.
Truth is: the tinychan admin is a dirty buttslut.
@OPenis was clearly mad in space.

@op
How about we meet for lunch.

OP Wendy's might be just what you need to chill.
@previous (O)
Is Wendy's a 15 minute drive from you?
@previous (Dr. Chattanooga !!SlFawOoKvd)
Forgot the reaction image.
@previous (emo ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
OP says he wants to be TC Sysop. Otherwise he will not return.