Topic: If there is a god, he is a fucking douch
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 7.8 years ago #51,652
Japan, a land of polite people, rich (sub)culture and safe food, is hit by typhoons and earthquakes. Poor Japan they deserve none of these.
Meanwhile China, a land of thugs, humanity bankcrupted and poisonous food, is all safe and laughing at Japan's demise. They deserved to be annihinated from the surface of the earth, yet god aim its gun wrong by a whole fucking sea.
Fuck you god go suck some black gods divine dicks and die in Satan's hell fire stove your soul will not be saved hail Satan
+Anonymous B — 7.8 years ago, 24 minutes later[T] [B] #552,459
Perhaps we can trick the monkeys into offing themselves, if they think there is money in it.
+Anonymous C — 7.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #552,463
Pray to Satan my friend, he will guide the people of Japan to safety.
HAIL SATAN!
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 7.8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #552,477
@552,459 (B)
> Perhaps we can trick the monkeys into offing themselves, if they think there is money in it.
Honestly, I think this can work.
@previous (C)
> Pray to Satan my friend, he will guide the soul of the people of Japan to safety.
>
> HAIL SATAN!
ftxy. (questionable existance) god makes people's life suffer, Satan keeps people's soul safe.
(Edited 1 hour later.)
·Anonymous B — 7.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #552,484
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
We'll have to make a pretty convincing infomercial.
P.S.Hail Satan!
(Edited 23 seconds later.)
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