Topic: Help me Father Merrin I beg of you!

+PINWORM — 7.8 years ago #51,577

I take great pride and pleasure in sexually assaulting cripples. I feel a great satisfaction taking them from the security of their wheelchair and molesting them. When I see that terrified look in their eyes from laying on the ground unable to move, the wheelchair just out of reach, my dick grows to extreme lengths.

Cripples are sometimes hard to fuck because their lifeless limbs can sometimes get in the way of deep penetration. Sometimes if that happens I will orally assault them. But I smile in sexual bliss when I can climb on top of them and mount myself deep into their ass. I can grab them by the hair and turn their face towards me and look them in their terror stricken eyes while my dick not physically hurts them but psychologically scars them for life.

Once I have totally traumatized them to the point of them wishing death would take over, I will dump my seed deep into their bowels. I will climb off and leave them laying a foot or so away from their wheelchair to enhance this psychological abuse even more. I leave them alone to feel my seed expel from their lifeless bowels while they watch me walk away leaving them helpless and alone.

+Anonymous B — 7.8 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #551,813

He will only help if the cripples are boys 8 to 11 years old.

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #551,822

@OP
What "help" are you asking of me?

+Anonymous D — 7.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #551,823

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
He needs someone to rape the 8 to 11 year old boys, and you're a pedo.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #551,826

@previous (D)
> He needs someone to rape the 8 to 11 year old boys

Why do you think he "needs" such a thing? What gave you that impression?

+Anonymous E — 7.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #551,837

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
That is the nature of the Catholic Priesthood.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.8 years ago, 31 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #551,838

@previous (E)
Why are you assuming OP is a Catholic priest?

·Anonymous E — 7.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #551,839

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Not OP.
You. Based on current news, the majority of priests are pedo's.

+Anonymous F — 7.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #551,840

@previous (E)
> Not OP.
> You. Based on current news, the majority of priests are child is.

Very informative.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #551,841

@551,839 (E)
The question was: why does OP "need" someone to rape children, to which you answered it's the nature of the Catholic priesthood. How was that a coherent answer to the question?

+Anonymous G — 7.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #551,843

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
A coherent answer to the problem, is that you're a paedophile.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #551,845

@previous (G)
> A coherent answer to the problem

What "problem"? Posed was a question, not a problem.

+Anonymous H — 7.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #551,847

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

+PINWORM — 7.8 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #551,969

I assaulted again Father. Help

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #551,970

@previous (PINWORM)
> I assaulted again Father.

Why?

·PINWORM (OP) — 7.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #551,982

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> > I assaulted again Father.
>
> Why?

Because I get much satisfaction from it. It makes me feel powerful!

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.8 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #551,983

@previous (PINWORM)
Then what "help" are you asking for? You keep saying you enjoy what you're doing so to be honest this all just looks like attention seeking.

·PINWORM (OP) — 7.8 years ago, 16 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,036

Lots of prayers so I stop and find pleasure in life like you and others do. I feel bad after I hate fuck the cripples.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.8 years ago, 18 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,092

@previous (PINWORM)
Prayers alone won't help you if you yourself don't want to change, and the fact that you keep bragging about your actions and describing them in very crude terms meant to 'shock' makes it obvious you are only looking for attention. You are also contradicting yourself. 2 posts ago you said you get satisfaction from what you do. Now you say you feel bad when you do it. If you feel bad, simply stop. If you just want to continue trying to 'shock' people with your posts, carry on. Either way prayer will not help you. Prayer is for people who either don't know that what they do is wrong, or else are powerless to stop it. You are neither.

(Edited 44 seconds later.)

+Anonymous J — 7.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,096

@551,983 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I don't think you would make a very good priest

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,097

@previous (J)
Why? A priest is not a prison warden. If he likes what he's doing and has no desire to change then it becomes a matter between his conscience and God.

·Anonymous J — 7.8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,098

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You just explained why

·Anonymous D — 7.8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,099

@552,096 (J)
> I don't think you would make a very good priest

He already thinks he is a priest.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,104

@552,098 (J)
I actually explained why not, but I've gathered you're not very bright so your incomprehension is forgiven.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.8 years ago, 17 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,105

@552,099 (D)
I am a priest.

·Anonymous G — 7.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,106

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Proof or it's just more bullshit.

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,110

@previous (G)
How would you like me to prove it?

·Anonymous D — 7.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,111

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Surely you must have some sort of documentation, a certificate of some sort. That will be proof enough.

Oh, and to prove you did not Google this image, use a finger to cover your name on this certificate.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,112

@previous (D)
> Surely you must have some sort of documentation, a certificate of some sort.

Indeed I do! Which would you prefer?

·Anonymous J — 7.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,118

@552,104 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
If that's your opinion you wouldn't make a good priest ask a priest

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.8 years ago, 9 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,141

@previous (J)
A priest is not a corrections officer. You're quite dim aren't you?

·Anonymous D — 7.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,146

@552,112 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
A pic of your certificate citing you are a certified catholic priest will do just fine.

Don't ask any questions, just provide this proof, and I will cease asking you for proof. Very simple.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,147

@previous (D)
> A pic of your certificate citing you are a certified catholic priest will do just fine.

Very well, I will do that. Firstly though I must ask - how would you know it is my certificate? You do not know my name. I could post a picture of any certificate and pass it off as mine. So before I spend my time taking a photo and uploading it here I want your word that you will not then dismiss it and say "That could be anyone's certificate".

·Anonymous D — 7.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,149

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I agree I could say that. But as I mentioned earlier, use your finger to cover your name, I don't need to know your name.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,162

@previous (D)
You keep dodging my question. How will you know it's my certificate? How will covering 'my' name help when you don't even know what my name is?? I could show the name of a stranger and just say it's me! Kindly re-read my previous post more carefully and then give me your word.

·Anonymous D — 7.8 years ago, 57 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,164

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Again, you're beating around the bush.I said I didn't need to know your name. Simply cover your name with your finger, and I will be satisfied.

I give you my word, that I will stop harassing you regarding whether or not you are an actual priest.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.8 years ago, 14 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,178

@previous (D)
Oh for heaven's sake we're going in circles here. Will you please, finally, read my d*mn message and understand my point. You keep telling me to cover my name. Why?? I could cover my name. Or I could draw a huge highlighting marker pen through it. I could enlarge the name 50 times over and show it to you for an hour. IT WILL NOT MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE. Because you have no idea what my name is. So why do you keep telling me to cover it?? I could just go to Google now, print off any certificate of ordination, and then take a picture of it and say it's mine.

Read very carefully: I did NOT ask for you word that you will stop "harrassing" me regarding whether I'm a priest. Why do you keep waffling on about that? That isn't harrassment to me, it's amusement. Re-read my post @552,147 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) to understand what I'm demanding your word on and then give me you word. Because right now you're just wasting everyone's time by pretending you don't understand and dodging the question.

·Anonymous D — 7.8 years ago, 56 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,179

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Calm down TG. You're getting a little hot under the collar there.

Look, if you want to show your name, then so be it. And you're right, I don't know your name, so you can simply put any certificate up you want, and I wouldn't know.

There's a specific reason I asked you to cover your name. But since you, again, keep beating around the bush, this proves you have no certificate to show.

Oh, and if you can "provide" it, I give you my word, I will not dismiss it as a fake, or stock image photo.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,183

@previous (D)
> Oh, and if you can "provide" it, I give you my word, I will not dismiss it as a fake, or stock image photo.

Why have you put the word 'provide' in quotation marks? It looks like you're planning to re-define terms here once I've posted the picture. Why of all the words to put in quotation marks did you choose the word 'provide'?

Remove the quotation marks if you want me to take your word seriously. You're really starting to waste everyone's time here, I'm almost done with you. Why can you not follow the most simple of instructions?

·Anonymous D — 7.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,191

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Why did I put it in quotation marks? Because I highly doubt you can provide it. Instead of posting the pic, you keep adding more stipulations. You are wasting everyone's time.

I gave you my word to not dismiss it as not being yours, and again, you have failed to provide it. Why can't you follow the most simplest of instructions?

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,194

@previous (D)
> Why did I put it in quotation marks? Because I highly doubt you can provide it.

That still doesn't explain why you would put the word in quotation marks. Ironic quotation marks are used to infer a knowing misuse of the word. You're really not a very bright person are you?

> Instead of posting the pic, you keep adding more stipulations.

I have given only 1 stipulation from the very beginning. Stop blaming others for your total inability to understand plain instructions.

> the most simplest

Ah ok, so you're not a native speaker of English. Sorry, I was assuming your inability to understand plain instructions was because you are a retard but I see now it's because you don't understand English. If you had simply said that at the start you would have saved us all a lot of wasted time trying to walk you through this!

Now then, one last time and then I really am done with you: do you guarantee not to question the validity of my ceritificate? Answer this question and no other. I have given you a simple instruction and have taken into account your poor grasp of the language, so simply answer it without waffling on about anything else and I shall then post my certificate.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 7.8 years ago, 32 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,195

@552,191 (D)

Nugget you no murrin not going keep word. He never keep word wen poll was against him. He no plans to show you anything.

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

He give word. So show certificate or shut hell up.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #552,200

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
> Nugget you no murrin

He's essentially telling you that you are not my intellectual equal here, anon D. Which is perhaps rude but nonetheless demonstrably true.

> He give word.

No he didn't. Kindly read the thread before commenting. Thank you, and God bless you.

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