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Topic: The Asshole here. I would like to submit my formal application to become a moderator of this site.

+Anonymous A7.8 years ago #51,456

As many of our users have already known, our fine board has become little more than a rolling newscast of late. Let us call a joint a cigarette here: Tinychan has been really dull for quite some time, but that's how we like it.

If made mod, I will not promise a campaign to make our site the most popular chan on the web. My manifesto is simple: not so quality topics by a few users. I DO NOT guarantee to have tripled the traffic on here by September. Hell, I do not even guarantee 3 new users by this time in 2019.

Tired of all the bullshit news postings here? GONE...

Tired of people trying to convert you? GONE..

Don't praise our lord and Savior, Satan? YOUR ASS IS GONE!

My credentials: during my years of posting on chans I may not have been a popular and well-liked user, but dammit, me and On are like brothers. I have always been a close and valued friend of On, who trusted no one to keep an eye on things here when he went on his holidays. Not even me.... That fucking chinky yellow monkey.

Also, I follow the Lord Satan, who loves us more than we will ever know. "HAIL SATAN!"

Please offer your vote for me to become moderator of Tinychan. The results will be both non-binding and disrespected. And feel free to spread my campaign slogan: THE ASSHOLE: HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU VOTE OR NOT. HE WAS DRINKING SPRITE WHILE YOU READ THIS SHIT.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
The Asshole for mod? Fuck YEAH!233%
The Asshole? Seriously? No....350%
What poll? I'm just here to Praise Satan and drink Sprite.117%
Oooh, look! A rainbow!-0%

·The Asshole !ErY2TknG0w (OP) — 7.8 years ago, 45 seconds later[T] [B] #550,936

Ahhh dammmm..... Forgot to put my name in.....

+Anonymous B7.8 years ago, 28 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #550,938

@previous (The Asshole !ErY2TknG0w)

Not sure you're bright enough for the task. Forgetting your fine name is a sin.

·The Asshole !ErY2TknG0w (OP) — 7.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #550,939

@previous (B)
How, exactly, is my name a sin?

Does it say in your bible somewhere that "Someone with the name "The Asshole", should be considered a sinner, and cast into hell?"

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U7.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,947

@previous (The Asshole !ErY2TknG0w)
> How, exactly, is my name a sin?
>
> Does it say in your bible somewhere that "Someone with the name "The Asshole", should be considered a sinner, and cast into hell?"

It is implied in the proscription of cursing.

+On !Uvm54ORbmo7.8 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #551,057

@550,939 (The Asshole !ErY2TknG0w)
> How, exactly, is my name a sin?

It is a sin to be too awesome

also this poll deserve more attention

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