Topic: Father Merrin here. I would like to submit my formal application to become a moderator of this site.

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.8 years ago #51,450

As many, many of our users have perhaps seen, our fine board has become little more than a rolling newscast of late. Let us call a spade a spade here: Tinychan has become really quite dull of late.

If made mod, I will spearhead a campaign to make our site the most popular chan on the web. My manifesto is simple: quality topics by a broad range of users. I guarantee to have tripled the traffic on here by September.

My credentials: during my years of posting on chans I have been a popular and well-liked user. I am also a close and valued friend of On, who trusted me to keep on eye on things here when he went on his holidays.

Please offer your vote for me to become moderator of Tinychan. The results will be both binding and respected. And feel free to spread my campaign slogan: Father Merrin, He's All About Carin'!

Poll option	Votes	Percentage	Graph
I support and endorse Merrin's promotion to mod.	2	22%
I do not feel it is quite right at this time.	7	78%

+Anonymous B — 7.8 years ago, 2 hours later[T] [B] #550,888

+Anonymous C — 7.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,922

Write in: fuck no, go get shot in the fucking face.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 7.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,937

@previous (C)
That is far too much anger for one person to be carrying around inside of them. Turn to Christ and let Him mollify your madness. I shall pray for you.

+Omen !!WhT+nWEl9 — 7.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,940

Hell no.

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 7.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,942

You don't even believe in Satan.
You are disqualified.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 7.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,945

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
> You don't even believe in Satan.
> You are disqualified.

What in Heaven's name are you talking about, I'm a Catholic priest, of course I believe in the existence of Satan, he is mentioned innumerable times in the Holy Bible! God vanquished him and cast him into Hell.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 7.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,946

@550,940 (Omen !!WhT+nWEl9)
> Hell o.

And hello to you too Damien!! How is life in the retired military police officer business? Missing all those times you, as you once wrote, had to interrogate pedophiles as part of your job? That reminds me, I must remember to tell you about the time I worked for the Office of Strategic Services doing some chartered accountancy for the United States Coast Guard. Because those jobs totally go together and I would never be caught lying online about my job ;)

You have yourself a blessed day my dear Damien!

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 7.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,948

@550,945 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> > You don't even believe in Satan.
> > You are disqualified.
>
> God vanquished him and cast him into Hell.

You are exiled from TC forever.

+Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 — 7.8 years ago, 31 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,949

Go flog yourself.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 7.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,951

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
It is called "self-flagellation" my boy, not "flogging", and my flesh requires no mortification. God bless you!

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 7.8 years ago, 57 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,952

@550,948 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
> > > You don't even believe in Satan.
> > > You are disqualified.
> >
> > God vanquished him and cast him into Hell.
>
> You are exiled from TC forever.

As the philosopher once said, is it not possible that existence is my exile and nothingness my home? Let us dwell on it. God bless you my friend!

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 7.8 years ago, 39 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,970

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> exile and nothingness
that's you.

+Anonymous G — 7.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,971

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 7.8 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #551,013

@550,970 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
> > exile and nothingness
> that's you.

I am exile eh? Thank you for reminding me of the inherent advantage native speakers of English have during these online tests of wit ;)

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 7.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #551,055

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> > > exile and nothingness
> > that's you.
>
> wit ;)

you're welcome

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 7.8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #551,061

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
> > > > exile and nothingness
> > > that's you.
> >
> > wit ;)
>
> you

Thanks :)

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 7.8 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #551,068

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> > > > > exile and nothingness
> > > > that's you.
> > >
> > > wit ;)
> >
> > you
>
> an

wut?

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 7.8 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #552,346

Bump, how is my application process going? When can I expect an interview?

+Anonymous H — 7.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #552,347

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> how is my application process going?

It isn't

> When can I expect an interview?

Hold your breath, until it comes.

+Omen !H3Q7wZ6.SI — 7.8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #552,348

@previous (H)
> Hold your breath, until it comes.

That's exactly what I tell my 'sons' when they complain it hurts.

·Anonymous H — 7.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #552,359

@previous (Omen !H3Q7wZ6.SI)

Why do you always put sons in quotes? I'm just curious, you don't have to tell me.

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 7.8 years ago, 52 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #552,364

@552,346 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You not going to mod. Request denied. Bert get better chance than you.

+Anonymous J — 7.8 years ago, 59 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #552,365

@551,013 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Do you consider your posts tests of wit

·Anonymous H — 7.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #552,371

@552,364 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

Damlol.

+Anonymous K — 7.8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #552,372

@552,364 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
> Bert get better chance than you.
wow

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 7.8 years ago, 19 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #552,445

@552,365 (J)
> Do you consider your posts tests of wit

No, I said I consider the exchanges with On a test of wit. You're really not very bright are you?

·Anonymous H — 7.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #552,447

@552,364 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

Honestly, I asked admin a while back if I could be mod. They said no, and I'm ranked as #1 poster. Statistically. Prolly good call, I was fucking with DXM at the time

+Anon Z2 — 7.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #552,448

@previous (H)
Considering what became of Mod Nexus on MC - Yea serious use of drugs while working as a mod is less than the best idea.

·Anonymous H — 7.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #552,449

@previous (Anon Z2)

Meh, wasn't serious use. Don't even do it anymore.

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