Topic: How did the real Bert die?
+Anonymous A — 7.9 years ago #51,400
I almost feel bad knowing that his life didn't amount to much.
+Anonymous B — 7.9 years ago, 2 hours later[T] [B] #550,517
Bert went out the way he went in
he had an agreement with some niggers that he got $11 and one of some sort of canned alcoholic beverage (not sure what kind)to "let them do stuff" to him
they met at some really crappy motel
anyways things escalated very quickly
only a few words were exchanged in under a minute before Bert was running for his life from a pack of niggers
no way he could outrun them
they threw him on the ground and we are not sure exactly what happened after that but we know it aint pretty
it wasn't actually the beating or anything that finished him off
the running and the beating with his awful nasty body caused his health problems to kill him
being fat and out of shape very quickly triggered his multiple breathing problems and heart failure ended him
+Anonymous C — 7.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,522
@previous (B)
Sounds accurate. I would say R.I.P., but he's not anyone important.
+Anonymous D — 7.9 years ago, 33 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,524
Fake news on TC.
+Anonymous E — 7.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,527
@previous (D)
Time to accept your friend's passing, Syntax.
·Syntax — 7.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,528
@previous (E)
Remember I am in contact with him via e-mail
Sad thing is he is still doing Epic 5 Shots but at least he is Employed
·Anonymous E — 7.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,529
@previous (Syntax)
Remember, we've already discussed the fact that you are talking to some troll. Who acquired Bert's eMail sign in information, probably in exchange for a ham sandwich or pocket change.
·Syntax — 7.9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,530
@previous (E)
On occasions I do Google his full real name and the town he lives in which AIN'T Knoxville. If he were to die he wood get Obit or such
·Anonymous E — 7.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,531
@previous (Syntax)
Assuming anybody cared to write one.
·Syntax — 7.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,532
@previous (E)
I assume where you live even the homeless upon dying get mention in the news.
·Anonymous C — 7.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,533
@550,531 (E)
I would man.... Matter of fact, I would order his tombstone....
"HERE LIES BERT
WHO MADE NIGGERS SQUIRT
HIS LIFE MAY HAVE BE LAME
BUT HE EARNED HIS POCKET CHANGE"
·Anonymous E — 7.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,534
@550,532 (Syntax)
Maybe in an article, no obits for people w/o relatives.
@previous (C)
Just the way Bert would have wanted it.
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 7.9 years ago, 7 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,562
choke to death when doing a deepthroat to a 20 inches fat nugget cock for $10 extra tips
+Anonymous G — 7.9 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #550,581
@550,533 (C)
At least black people know how to fucking rhyme jesus
·Anonymous C — 7.9 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #550,587
@previous (G)
They no how to commit crimes too, but they are to stupid to get away with it.
·Anonymous G — 7.9 years ago, 13 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #550,597
·Anonymous C — 7.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #550,610
@previous (G)
Oh, you want to play grammar cop?
@550,581 (G)
> At least black people know how to fucking rhyme jesus
Next time, use proper punctuation. Fucking retard.
·Anonymous C — 7.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #550,611
@550,597 (G)
P.S. retard, my "to" is correct. Thanks.
·Anonymous G — 7.9 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #550,614
@previous (C)
Yeah are the blacks to stupid?
+Anonymous H — 7.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #550,620
@550,562 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
> $10 extra tips
The price was too high.
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