
Step 1:Threaten to rape opponent's family.
Step 2:Demand picture of opponent's fist against a brick wall.
Step 3:Belittle opponent unrelentingly on the days leading up to fight.
Step 4:Don't show up, and claim you need to change locations at the last minute.
Step 5:Claim you are the victor, bc opponent didn't show up to new location at the last minute.
Wash. Rinse. Repeat.