Topic: How to beat DeadBert in a fight
+Anonymous A — 8.1 years ago #51,380
1. Call him back from the grave.2. Hand him a few bottles of Everclear.
3. Take him over to the black side of Knoxville.
4. Distribute baseball bats to the local population.
5. Enjoy your popcorn.
+Anonymous B — 8.1 years ago, 8 minutes later[T] [B] #550,331
Now that's a show I'd watch!
+Anonymous C — 8.1 years ago, 48 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #550,332
I must discourage everyone from resurrecting Bert. What you put into the ground, ain't always what you get back out of it...
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #550,333
@previous (C)
> I must discourage everyone from resurrecting Bert. What you put into the ground, ain't always what you get back out of it...
Plus, I peed on his grave. You wont like that smell when he came back.
> I must discourage everyone from resurrecting Bert. What you put into the ground, ain't always what you get back out of it...
Plus, I peed on his grave. You wont like that smell when he came back.
+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.1 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #550,338
Bert is the 'ne plus ultra' of trolling. I consider him one of the 4 great legends of the chans.
·Anonymous C — 8.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #550,340
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> Legends
Get a life, that doesn't involve partaking in your sick fetish.
> Legends
Get a life, that doesn't involve partaking in your sick fetish.
+Anonymous F — 8.1 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #550,341
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #550,343
@550,340 (C)
> Get a life
...said the guy who wrote...
@550,332 (C)
> I must discourage everyone from resurrecting Bert.
> Get a life
...said the guy who wrote...
@550,332 (C)
> I must discourage everyone from resurrecting Bert.
·Anonymous C — 8.1 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #550,346
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
As a man of the cloth, I would think you would discourage such black magick, as well. Of course, disgusting perverts like you have no honor or morals.
As a man of the cloth, I would think you would discourage such black magick, as well. Of course, disgusting perverts like you have no honor or morals.
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